A/N: And this is randomness at its best folks. There's no prior thought or planning put into this story. An idea popped into my head and I'm going to write it.

Disclaimer: The various anime's I use in this drabble series do not belong to me.

Randomness At Its Best

Chapter 1

Vending Machines

It was a normal day for Lelouch Lamperouge. He had decided to take some days off from his busy schedule of juggling the Black Knights and school. He figured, "I need a vacation. I'm dog tired!"

So he packed a bag and set off for the Ikebekuro district of Tokyo, the only place in the Tokyo Settlement where restrictions against elevens were semi-limited. He figured, "Why not see a bit of Japanese culture to strengthen my resolve?"

The whole thing seemed like a pretty good plan when he put those factors together in his mind, but the reality was that he had no idea of what he was really getting himself into. It's not like he had been to many districts in Tokyo besides the Shinjuku Ghetto and Saitama Ghetto.

Lelouch didn't leave a hint to anyone, not even C.C., of where he was going. Since this little adventure was supposed to be a vacation, he felt that the time would be better spent completely and utterly alone. He needed time to think and plot his next brilliant/diabolical schemes as Zero. He needed relaxation and peace.

There are a number of places that Lelouch could have gone to relax. A spa, or a beach somewhere off the coast of the mainland. Anywhere would have been suitable really.

But no, he decides he's going to go to a district of the Tokyo Settlement where the Japanese people are practically running wild.

Again, he really didn't know what he was getting himself into.

So Lelouch, unknowingly putting himself into danger, takes a monorail train to the district of Ikebekuro, glad to finally have a day to himself. Since he left his cell phone at home, he had been assured that there would be no distractions to draw him away from his precious and rare moments of free time. Oh no, he was determined to enjoy a day full of relaxation.

If only he'd known what was to come.

In Ikebekuro

"IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"CRASH!"

Welcome to the Ikebekuro district of the Tokyo Settlement.

"IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

A demented information broker commonly known through the district as Izaya Orihara, was currently fleeing from an extremely temperamental hothead who had a keen ability for throwing vending machines across town in two seconds flat. Izaya didn't seem to be worried though, he knew how to handle himself in these types of situations he continuously found himself in. Furthermore, he enjoyed running through the town as his pursuer caused havoc throughout the district. The looks on the civilian faces were completely priceless.

You could say that Izaya Orihara is a psychopath with an obsession for seeing how people react. He usually calls it a general love for humans, but everyone else would simply say he's crazy…not to mention dangerous…

And unfortunately, devilishly handsome.

It truly was a crime for such a twisted madman to have the charisma that Izaya had and the looks to match. Oh yes, like our Lulu, Izaya had plenty of fan-girls chasing after him.

He can commonly be seen wearing a black long-sleeved t-shirt and jeans. His most iconic attire though, is his fur-lined dark brown jacket he always wears, even in the middle of summer.

And trailing after him, is the temperamental hot-head, Shizuo Heiwajima.

This guy is strong…we're talking inhumanly strong. He can throw vending machines, rip street signs from out of concrete, lift up heavy trucks after being run over by them, and survive getting shot multiple times. In other words, this guy is a blonde haired, bartender get-up wearing, superman. He's practically invincible.

This man is handsome in his own right, and has some fan-girls too, but the fact that his short temper causes him to act rather rude, well some fan-girls avoid him a bit. As stated before, he can commonly be seen wearing a bartender get-up, blue sunglasses, and he's usually smoking a cigarette if he's not throwing vending machines. He shouldn't do that though, smoking will eventually ruin his face.

In any case, the two were currently making a mad dash through the district and were heading straight for the train station.

You heard right folks. Right for the train station.

"Shizu-chan!" Izaya called back, laughing amusedly as he dodged getting hit with a rather large stop sign. "Your aiming is worse than usual? Are you having a bad day? Old age bringing you down?"

"THOSE ARE WORDS OF A DEAD MAN!"

Shizuo ripped a lamppost from out of the ground and began to chase Izaya all over again. With a loud roar he surged forward and aimed the giant pole towards the top of Izaya's head.

Izaya sidestepped away from the giant pole before racing forward again, heading in the direction of Ikebekuro station. At that exact moment, a train was coming to a halt.

Yeah, talk about incredibly bad timing.

The automated doors of the train open and after a few other passengers step out, our protagonist, Lelouch Lamperouge, steps out from the train, an uncharacteristic smile on his face. He takes a deep breath of semi-fresh air and begins to make his way toward the district itself.

Unfortunately, Lelouch didn't get one moment to enjoy the change of scenery, because at that moment…

"IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Lelouch blinked in confusion as he heard screams up ahead. The crowd cleared away and Izaya came forward, rushing toward Lelouch.

"What in the world…" Lelouch nearly shouted just as Izaya leaped over his head before jumping into the open train.

With an amused smile he pointed behind Lelouch. "You might want to step out of the way."

Our intellectual hero chose that second to have an extremely dumb moment.

"Why?"

Izaya's smile widened as he noted the shadow that was forming on the ground over Lelouch's head. "You're about to find out."

Lelouch began to turn around, thinking that the guy taking refuge in the train was just plain creepy…

And that was when the random vending machine hit him, smacking him at full force into the solid concrete ground.

A few seconds after the landing of the vending machine, Lelouch's arm could be seen trembling on the ground as the rest of him remained buried under the giant machine. The sight was ironically enough, comically gruesome.

"All I wanted…was a little vacation…"

He'd get a vacation alright. Yes, he'd get a deluxe suite at Raira Hospital, which happened to be very close by.

All the while, Izaya and Shizuo would continue to try and kill each other, completely unaware of their victims like any other day.

A/N: And that ends that, but maybe I'll put up another chapter for it. We'll see.