AN: All I'm gonna say is that somebody better be prepared to take care of Scaredy xD
I do not own any characters from the smurfs or any other characters that appear in this story.
Jo belongs to CartoonCaster21
Livy belongs to me
Enjoy this spooky chapter. Mwahahaha!
(The scene opens up and shows Scaredy Smurf, dressed in a bunny costume, walking through the forest until he reaches a circle of trees. On each tree is painted a different image such as a heart, a turkey and even an Easter egg.)
Scaredy: What is this place?
Narrator: Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams
Scaredy: N-Narrator? Is that you? Where are you?
Narrator: For the story that you are about to be told took place in the holiday worlds of old.
Scaredy: What are you smurfing about? What holiday worlds of old? Wh-whats smurfing on?
Narrator: Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from
Scaredy: N-N-Not r-r-really
Narrator: If you haven't I say it's time you begun
(Suddenly the Jack-o-lantern that is panted on one tree opens up like a door and a vacuum like force wind begins to suck Scaredy into it)
Scaredy: EEP! WAIT! WAIT! I SMURFED MY MIND! I DO WONDER WHERE HOLIDAYS COME FROM!AAAAAHHHHH!
(Scaredy gets sucked into the tree and is swirling around uncontrollably in pitch darkness until he finally lands on the ground. The bunny dressed smurf looks up and slightly creepy violin music begins to play)
Scaredy: Where's that music smurfing from?! What's smurfing on?! HELP!
(Suddenly random smurfs dressed like ghosts and monsters begin to appear out of nowhere and scare Scaredy even more out of his wits. All the while they begin to sing)
Smurfs: Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
In our town of Halloween
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors
Gonna die of fright
It's our town everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
(By now Scaredy Smurf is running for his life. He runs into the first house he sees and runs into a random bedroom before diving under the bed)
Scaredy: (panting) I-I'm safe now. No one thinks to look under the bed.
Grouchy: I am the one hiding under your bed
Scaredy: (stiffens as the voice came from right next to him) G-G-Grouchy?
Grouchy: Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
(Grouchy's face appears from the darkness, except now he's got razor sharp teeth and blood red glowing eyes. Scaredy screams and runs out of the room and down the stairs but he's not safe as now he here's Hefty's voice singing)
Hefty: I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
(Scaredy screetches to a halt and Hefty hops out from behind the stairs. A Snake slithers around him and a spider drops down from the ceiling right in front of Scaredy.)
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
(Scaredy screams and runs our of the house only to run into four other smurfs who are dressed as vampires)
Vampire Smurfs: In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
(Scaredy screams again and runs around Halloween Town until he runs into Papa Smurf who's wearing a suit and a top hat making him look like a mayor)
Papa: In this town don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Scaredy: NOT YOU TO PAPA! (Screams and runs off again in a panic only to run into) AZRAEL!
Round that corner man, hiding in the trash can
Somethings waiting to jump right out and
(Azrael chases Scaredy down an alley until he manages to lose the feline by jumping ontop of a trashcan only to go flying as King Gerard jumps out of the trashcan dressed as a monster)
King Gerard: Scream!
Peewit: (dressed as a werewolf and bursts through the wall) This is Halloween
King Gerard: Red and Black
Savina: (dressed as a zombie pops out from a hidden door in the floor in front of the two) Slimy green
Peewit: Aren't you scared?
Scaredy: YES I AM! (runs off only to be snatched up by Smurfette and Sassette who are dressed as witches and riding on broomsticks)
Smurfette and Sassette: Well that's just fine!
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
(They drop Scaredy infront of a the Great Oak with a bunch of smurfs dressed as skeletons "hanging" from the branches. The Great Oak is enchanted for this chapter and is alive and has a face and sings the next line)
The Great Oak: Everybody scream
Everybody scream
Hanging Smurfs: In our town of Halloween
(Scaredy runs off until he runs into Jokey who's dressed as a clown riding a unicycle)
Jokey: I am the clown with a tearaway face
(Jokey's voice gets all demonic and scary)
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
(Scaredy runs off again, passing Livy who's sitting by a fence,- dressed in a dress made out of scrap pieces of fabric, and now has fake stitches all over her body-brushing her now long red hair)
Livy: I am the who when you call "Who's there?"
(The wind blows, making Livy's hair blow everywhere)
I am wind blowing through your hair
(The scene shifts to the full moon showing Gargamel's shadow on the moon)
Gargamel: I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
(Gargamel's shadow dissolves into a bunch of bats who fly off into the night. And the scene shifts back to Scaredy who's running through the town trying to escape from the creatures of Halloween town who are marching through through town square.)
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
(Scaredy runs and screetches to a hault in front of a guilotein which drops down and slices a pumpkin in two. Scaredy gulps only to turn around and come face to face with the smurfling boys. Snappy's dressed as a devil, Nat a skeleton and Slouchy as a witch (He lost a bet xD)
Snappy, Slouchy and Nat: Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
Tracker: (dressed as a Zombie) That's our job
Greedy:(Also dressed as a zombie) But where not mean
Tracker and Greedy: In our town of Halloween
Papa: In this town, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
(Scaredy then notices the resisdents of Halloween town are pulling out what appears to be a scarecrow with a pumpkin for a head on a wooden horse out into the middle of the town square towards a fountain)
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back and
Scream like a banchee make you jump right out your
Skin! This is Halloween! Everybody scream!
(The Pumpkin Scarecrow grabs a torch that one of the monster smurfs is holding)
Won't you please make way for a very special guy
(The Punkin Scarecrow then lights himself of fire and proceeds to dance around on the horse)
Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the pumpkin king now
This is Halloween
This is Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
(The Pumpkin Scarecrow leans over close to Scaredy, scaring the already traumatized smurf, before he jumps off the horse and does a front roll in the air before landing in a fountain. The smurflings go over peek into the fountain)
Smurfling: In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
(Slowly a figure risies up from the fountain, revealing that the Pumpkin Scarecrow was actually Johan, who now looks like Jack Skeleton)
La La La La La
La La La La La
La La La La La
La La La
WEEE!
(a blast of smoke appears in the center and it clears to reveal Livy)
Livy: AHAHAHAHA! Good evening, and welcome to this special Halloween edition of Questions! We hope you all enjoyed our little musical number.
Scaredy: (clutching his heart) I DIDN'T!
Johan: And I didn't exactly enjoy lighting myself on fire
Livy: (shrugs) Sorry squire boy but it was in the script. Anyway-
Peewit: Hey has anyone seen Jo?
(evil laughter suddenly sounds, causing Peewit to leap into Johan's arms Scooby Doo style)
Evil voice: Speak of the devil, AND THE DEVIL SHALL APPEAR!
(a thick cloud of black smoke appears and a red light glows on Jo, who's dressed as the devil)
Jo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH-(Cough cough cough cough) (the red light goes out leaving Jo looking less menacing) Geez! That evil laugh is hard on the throat.
Scaredy: (freaks out) I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE THE DEVIL! AAAH! (faints)
All: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Livy: I think you mighta went overboard on the special effects Jo.
Jo: (shrugs) Eh, he'll wake up eventually. But in the meantime we got some questions to answer.
Livy: And first up is MwolfL
"Don't worry Scaredy most of the ghosts are really nice. Only one was mean at first but that was because she had been unjustly killed when she was a little girl and was acting out of pain. I like NormanXAggie to but I'm okay with NormanXOC's."
Livy: Can somebody wake Scaredy up?
Jokey: I got it. (splashes a bucket of water on Scaredy)
Scaredy: YIPE! (jerks awake) Wh-What?! What?!
Jo: You got a comment.
Scaredy: (reads it) T-Tell me one ghost who's friendly?
Livy: Casper for one thing
Casper: Hi!
Scaredy: AAAAAHHHH! (faints again)
Casper: Was it something I said?
"(See's Jo claiming to be in control of her fanism only to grab the Bugs Bunny stuffed animal) * *sarcastically* Right, sure you are. That's why you sounded like Golem just then."
Jo: Oh come on! That stuffed animal was in mint condition. I'm not THAT much of a fangirl.
Peewit: Jo you have a whole CAVE full of Looney Toons merchandise!
Jo: …...What's your point?
"Yeah I felt sorry for Phineas after Ferb got in that car accident...after losing his dad to one you can't blame him for freaking out. In my Phineas and Ferb story the roles of the missing parents are kinda switched: Ferb's mom is the one who dies in a car accident, while Phineas' mom and dad went through a divorce after she discovered his true colors.
Oh dear...Genie you better switch to a 'demon dogcatcher' soon."
Genie: (still a giant piece of bacon and running from the demon dogs.) Why didn't I think of that? POOF! (is now dressed as a dog catcher)
Demon dogs: (freeze and stare up at Genie with slight fear)
Genie: Gotcha now!
Demon dogs: (turn tail and run off "yipeing" as Genie chases after them)
"Well, this may not be the Fairly-Oddparents fandom but I wouldn't mind the characters making cameos now and then. EXCEPT Vicky. Mr. Crocker I wouldn't mind to much, he always makes me laugh when he convulses everytime he says 'fairy godparents'. Did you know that he actually once did that in a locker? XD What an idiot!"
Jo: XD Oh yeah! I remember that episode.
Livy: Well we can't garuntee a cameo but as random as this whole story is the chances of some of the FOP characters showing up is more than likely. :)
"(To Fender) Yeah not to mention your ability to 'fall apart at the seams.' Heh, Vanity just used a Trope I like: Hypocritcal Humor."
Vanity: Who are you calling a hypocrit?
Jo: You
Vanity: I am not! I'm fabulous!
"Uh, you did catch Road once Wile E...Though that was after you had accidentally been shrunk so I geuss you don't count it."
Wile E: (shakes his head "No")
"I like pretty much all the characters (except for the evil ones like the gnomes and Gideon...man he gives me the creeps) What do you guys think of the DipperXWendy pairing? I know Jo is neutural and Livy is a major supporter (Like me) But what do the rest of you think?"
Smurfette: I think they're smurfy.
Brainy: Isn't Wendy kinda old for Dipper?
Livy: Well it's only a three year difference so when they're in their twenties it won't really matter.
Hefty: Eh, they're alright.
Sassette: I think they make a cute couple.
Handy: So do I.
Snappy: YEUCK! To much mushy romance! X(
"Maybe you should show Gnomeo and Juliet to Scaredy. That might help get rid of his fear of gnomes. For that matter Scary Godmother might help get rid of his fears of a few other things..."
Scary Godmother: (appears in a swirl of sparkles and magic) Did someone say my name?
Scaredy: A WITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (runs over to a closet and opens it only to find) A SKELETON! AAAHHH! (runs)
Skully: (peeks out of the closet) What? Can't a skeleton just hang out in a closet in peace?
Scaredy: (dives under the bed)
Livy: Three...two...one...
Scaredy: A MONSTER! (runs as Bug-a-Boo crawls out)
Bug-a-Boo: My job is supposed to be scaring kids not blue things.
"Wow I'm glad you really like it Peewit. :D Of coarse I knew Slouchy was gonna like it but I'm also glad everyone else does to."
Snappy: I don't like it!
Papa: Snappy don't be rude!
Slouchy: Well you don't like spinach anysmurf.
Peewit: I LOVED it! Ya got any more?
Johan: Peewit!
Peewit: What? I'm hungry!
"Can't give mom the compliment now she's watching the debate. (Can't understand how people can get so into politics.) But I'm sure she'd be grateful for it.
Hey, speaking of food when I went to Williams-Sonoma, a kitchen store, geuss what I found? Pumpkin-Parmesan Sauce! My friend Selena and I are planning to have some pasta with it on Halloween day. (Fortunately I don't have to worry about school anymore! Yay!) I'm also planning on making a Jack-o-lantern face on mine with black olives."
Greedy: (licks his lips) Mmm, pumpkin parmesan. (drools)
Livy: Sounds like you and Selena are gonna have fun today.
Jo: And next up is Frostforge44
"Awesome. That's so what Xavier would do. Tell ya what Peewit, I can kick it up a notch and have you fight Crafty. That oughtta get ya a good fight."
Jo: Don't do it Peewit!
Livy: You got to keep what little dignity you have left.
Peewit: Well I'm so glad to see how supportive my friends are. (sarcasm)
Johan: Peewit really, getting beaten by a badger was bad enough. Getting beaten by a smurfette that's worse.
Peewit: She's three apples tall? How bad can she be?
Crafty: And yet I was able to take you down by biting you the first time we ever met.
Peewit: That doesn't count!
Crafty:(dressed as a bluebird) No, but this does! (she then proceeds to beat Peewit to a pulp)
Peewit: MOMMA! MOMMA! AAH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Crafty: (hogs ties Peewit before dusting her hands and casually walks away)
Johan: We tried to warn you Peewit
Peewit: Oh Shut UP!
"Gutsy: Really? Big Time Rush? That's the best distraction you could do? Oh by the way, I'm warning you now that Crafty is a Life Giver and can literally hunt you down and catch you. Want my advice? Run faster than she can. She loves the thrill of the chase but she'll just throw it in your face when she pins you down. And don't argue with that logic cause we all know it will happen."
Livy: She's right you know Gutsy.
Gutsy: *stretches* Bah! I kin take her.
Jo: And Gutsy's humiliation coming in 3...2...1
Crafty: (leaps out from nowhere and tackles Gutsy to the ground) Honestly Blue Kilt, I thought you knew me better than that.
Gutsy: (throws Crafty off of him and then runs off)
Crafty: (rolls her eyes) Always gotta do it the hard way don't we? (takes off after Gutsy but at the last second runs behind a corner)
Gutsy: (realizes he's not being chased anymore and stops) Crafty?...Where'd ya-AH!
(Crafty again flies out from the middle of nowhere and pins the Scottish smurf to the ground)
"Another piece of advice? Whatever you do, do not squirm when she does because if you do... well, let's just say it will initiate a sort of...romantic persuasion technique. You don't want that, you won't stand a chance!"
Gutsy: (squirming under Crafty) Lemme go! Lemme go!
Crafty: (smirks and leans her face closer to Gutsy's) Aw come on Gutsy. We both know I'm gonna win in the end. (traces his sideburn with her finger and Gutsy shudders) I always win.
Jo: And were gonna move onto Frosty's next question before those two cross the rating.
"Smurfs: Have any of you watched the Goosebumps episode's or read the books? My favorite is attack of the 'Jack-o-lanterns'!"
Dreamy:(dressed as Finn from "Adventure Time with Finn and Jake) We haven't smurfed any of the books, but we have smurfed a few of the episodes.
Scaredy: They were scary! (shakes uncontrollably)
Livy: That's kinda the point Scaredy.
Dreamy: Anway we thought they were good...but scary. XD
"Everybody: I have a whole bunch of pumpkin shaped Reese's-cups! Everbody gets a sack!"
Greedy: (dressed as a gargoyle) OH BOY! (dives into his sack and we hear munching sounds coming from the bag) Mm! MMM! Smurfliscious! Yum!
Johan: What's this strange stuff inside?
Jo: That would be called peanut butter
Johan: (takes a bite and smiles) Not bad. Not bad at all.
Livy: Thanks for the Reese's Frosty! And next up is the always awesome Zinka17
"The Truth or Dare chapter was awesome! There were so many funny things but to save time I won't bother mentioning them because there are just WAY to many! And since Bob is taken I'll have the "weird glowing jewel thing."
Jo and Livy: ^_^ Thank you!
Jo: Were so glad you liked the last chapter so much. :)
Livy: Tracker would you be a dear and get the jewel from the Prize Box?
Tracker: (dressed as an explorer) No problem! (climbs into the prize box and throws out various things as he searches for the jewel) Lets see here. We got a snowglobe, some lightbulbs, a shrunken head,
(The shrunken head lands in Scaredy's lap)
Shrunken head: Hi!
Scaredy: AAAAAAHHH! (runs off)
Tracker: (still searching) A pack of cards, a trombone, …..Ah! Here's the jewel!
Livy: (takes the jewel, places it in a box and then give the box to a UPS delivery man) Take this to Zinka17 please
UPS guy: Sure whatever.
Jo: You should be getting your prize within 6-7 business days.
"Okay questions for this chapter...
Everyone: Have you seen 'Hotel Transylvania'? I just saw it on Sunday and it's one of my favorite movies! And if any of you HAVE seen it what did you think?"
Handy: Funny you should smurf that, we just smurfed that movie the other week.
Livy: And it was AWESOME!
Smurfette: (sigh) Mavis and Johnny make such a cute couple.
Slouchy: I liked Frankenstein!
Nat: No way, Dracula all the smurf!
Jo: Well I believe I speak for all of us when I say that Papa Smurf can relate to Wayne the Werewolf when it comes to trying to parent a whole lotta kids
Papa: Ugh... T_T
Livy: Overall everyone loved the movie and it was great! :3
"Scaredy: What's the scariest nightmare that you've ever had?"
Scaredy: (peeks out from behind Peewit) Oh there's to many to smurf! There was the one where Gargamel caught me, and the one where I was falling, the one where I was drowning, the one where I was being chased by a scary monster, the one where-
Jokey: What about the one where you dreamed you were in your underwear? Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk!
Scaredy: That one to!
"Farmer: Do you always get a swarm of smurfs surrounding you on Halloween asking for pumkins?"
Farmer: Eeyup! A whole smurf load at that. Basically every smurf in the village be smurfing by the fields everyday wanting a pumpkin.
"Jokey: Have you ever scared someone so much that they fainted? If so who was it?"
Jokey: Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk! Uh huh! Scaredy was the one who fainted. Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk!
Scaredy: W-W-Well your the one who rigged it so that that horrible clown doll would pop out!
"Handy: Have any of your inventions, specifically big, weird looking machines ever looked like a monster in the dark and scared you?"
Handy:(dressed as the grim reaper) (rubs the back of his neck sheepishly) Well when I was a smurfling I was smurfing an invention, I went to get a glass of water and when I smurfed back to my room, it was raining outside at the time and then the lightening flashed making the machines shadow look scary
Livy: Aw!
Papa: (chuckles) Handy ran into my room screaming that there was a monster in his room.
Handy: (embarrassed) Papa!
"Livy, Johan and Peewit: Has Jo ever really scared the smurf out of you?"
Livy Johan and Peewit: YES!
Johan: What scares me most is the fact that were related. 0_0
Livy: Back when we was in our time, Jo would always be the crazy kid who would jump from roofs just cause she could. Not to mention the other times she tried to defy death.
Peewit: Plus she can just be scary violent or gory.
Jo: (smiles proudly) Sounds like I'm doing my job well
Smurfs: O_O;
Jo: Anyway next up is Witty
"I have but one evil request (smiles evily) I want Handy and Nursette to create a FRANKENSMURF! (lightening cracks and evil dum dum dum music sounds) (Hey considering what their talents are it's not too out there)"
Livy: One bonafied Frankensmurf created by Handy and Nursette coming right up!
(The scene suddenly looks like an old black and white movie and lightening cracks as Handy, now wearing a lab coat, goggles, and gloves, works feverishly over a table)
Handy: Smurfdriver
Nursette: (dressed similar to Handy's though the labcoat looks more feminine)(Hands him a screw driver) Smurfdriver
Handy: Wrench
Nursette: (hands him a wrench) Wrench
Handy: Hammer
Nursette: (hands him a hammer) Hammer
Handy: Sandwich
Nursette: Sand-what?!
Handy: Hehe, sorry. I didn't eat lunch today so I'm kinda hungry. ^^;
Nursette: (rolls her eyes but hands him a sandwich) Sandwich
Handy: Thank you Nursette (takes a big bite of the sandwich and then tosses the rest of the sandwich aside) Now my assistant, we must act quickly. Raise the patient!
Nursette: (runs over to a giant machine on the wall and begins to crank a a handle that slowly lifts the table the Frankensmurf is laying on through a hole in the ceiling. All the while lightening continues to crack)
Handy: NOW NURSETTE!
Nursette: (flips a giant switch and the lightening strikes a conducting rod which then zaps the FrankenSmurf)
Handy: That's enough! Lower him down!
(Nursette lowers the table and both rush over. Handy cautiously pulls back the sheet covering the body...and then a finger twitches and the monster slowly begins to rise)
Nursette: We've done it...We've created life!
Handy: It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(The Frankensmurf rises from the table and pulls the sheet aside to reveal-)
Nursette: Clockwork?
Handy: MWAHAHAH-(realizes what Nursette said) Huh?
Clockwork: (dressed like Frankenstein) Cheer ree ree! Whir!
"By the way, if you like, Lucky (Witty's Twin brother for those who don't know) and I would love to make an appearance in the Halloween chapter, our costumes would be humanized versions on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic's very own Flim and Flam, Lucky being moustached Flam and me as Flim. :)"
Livy: Once again, One guest appearance coming right up! :D (snaps her fingers) They should be here right...about...now!
POOF!
POOF!
(Lucky and Witty appear out of thin air, Lucky in the middle of eating a bowl of popcorn and Witty's drinking a soda)
Peewit: Ever notice how we always seem to poof guests here when they're eating?
Lucky: O_O (swallows the popcorn in his mouth before turning to his brother) Uh what just happened?
Livy: Welcome to Questions boys! :D
Witty: Were really in Questions?!
Jo: No your in the middle of the Northpole.
Livy: (glares at Jo)(rolls eyes) Oi...Anyway yeah your in questions.
Lucky and Witty: AWESOME! :D
Witty: Thanks so much for letting us come here.
Jo: Wasn't the first time that readers appear in this story and it won't be the last
Lucky: Uh...not to sound rude but...is it always this...dark here? (a random spider lowers itself on a web next to him) O_O
Jo: Nah, Halloween edition.
Livy: Which reminds me, you two need some better attire
(Livy snaps her fingers again and Lucky and Witty's teeshirts and jeans transform into khakies, white dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up under white and blue striped vests. The two are also wearing red bow ties and straw hats and Lucky now has a moustache)
Witty: (admiring himself) Hey, I look good!
Lucky: I HAVE A MOUSTACHE! 8D
Livy: Yes, yes you do.
Witty: This is so cool
Lucky: These costumes ain't half bad either.
Witty: (feeling the material of his vest) Yeah, very good quality.
Livy: Ok you two. I'm glad you like the costumes...but they come with a catch.
Lucky and Witty: ?/! A catch?
Livy: Eeyup! (motions for the two to lean closer and whispers)
Witty: OH NO! That was not part of the plan!
Lucky: Can't we do something else?!
Livy: Nuh uh. Besides Witty here said and I quote, "Feel free to have us do anything you want in Questions."
Lucky: (glares at his brother)
Witty: ^^;
Livy: I'll let you guys keep the outfits
Lucky:...And the moustache?
Livy: (rolls eyes) Okay you can have the moustache to.
Lucky and Witty: It's a deal!
Jo: (presses a button on the universe remote and the scene changes. Now the once dark spooky looking Halloween town is now transformed into a lovely spring day and everyone is back in their normal clothes. Chef, Baker and Greedy are standing on what looks like a lemonade stand only instead of lemonade they are selling apple cider.)
Livy: (to the audience) All you My little pony fans will get a kick out of this next scene. :)
(Lucky and Witty (still in their Flim and Flam costumes) ride up to everyone in this crazy looking contraption that looks like a combination between an oven and a car. The contraption stops in front of everyone and music begin to play)
Witty: Well lookie what we got her brother of mine, its the same in every town
ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues and not a drop of cider to be found.
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary dispair
Lucky: That the key that they need to solve this cider shortage you and I will share
Lucky and Witty: Well you's got opportunity in this very community
Lucky: He's Flim
Witty: He's Flam
Lucky and Witty: Were the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling sales ponies Nonparille
Jo: Non-par-what?
Witty: Nonparille and that's exactly the reason why you see
No one else in this whole place will give you such a chance
Where you need to be (picks Sassette up and kisses the side of her head)
Sassette: ^_^ (blushes)
Witty: And that's a new world , with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
Lucky: More cider than you can drink
In all your days of thinking
Hefty: I doubt that!
Lucky and Witty: Well you've got opportunity
In this very community
Lucky: He's Flim
Witty: He's Flam
Lucky and Witty: Were the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling sales ponies nonparille
Witty: I suppose by now your wonder 'bout out peculiar mode of transport?
Lucky: I say, our mode of locomotion
Witty: And I suppose by now your wondering where is this promised cider?
Lucky: Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
Witty: But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this great new world
Lucky and Witty: And that's opportunity!
Witty: Folks the one and only, the biggest and the best
Lucky: Unbelievable
Witty: Unimpeachable
Lucky: Indispensable
Witty: I-can't believe-able
Lucky and Witty: Flim Flam brothers Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (They gesture to their car/oven contraption they arrived on)
Lucky: What do ya say sister? (to Smurfette)
Smurfette: (faints dramatically landing in Clumsy's arms smiling dreamlike)
Crowd of smurfs: Oh we got opportunity
In this very community
Please Flim, please Flam
Help us out of this jam
With the Flim Flam brother's
Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Witty: (approaches Greedy) Young filly, I would ever be so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your deliscious, and might I add spell-bindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
Greedy: I'm not a filly, I'm a smurf
Witty: (whisper) Play along!
Greedy: Oh! I mean-Uh, sure I guess.
Crowd: Opportunity in our community
Lucky: Ready Flim?
Witty: Ready Flam
Luck and Witty: Let's bing bang zam!
Witty: And show these ponies a delectable world of cider!
(They press a button on the side of the machine and it comes to life. A funnel attached to a hose comes out and then begins to suck the apples off a nearby apple tree)
Crowd: (chanting) Cider, cider, cider, cider, cider
Witty: Watch closely my friends
Lucky: The fun begins
Witty: (standing atop of the SSCS6000) Now here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving rolling cider press boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top notch, five star, blow your horses off one of a kind cider!
Lucky: Feel free to take a sneak peek
(A few smurfs run up and Lucky lifts them up to a little window on the side of the machine that shows apples either being passed through or tossed aside depending on if they are ripe or rotten)
Nanny: Now wait you fellers hold it! You went and oversold it!
I garuntee that what you have won't compare. For the
very most important ingredient can't be added or done
Expedient. And it's quality friends, Apple Acres quality
And care.
Witty: Well Nanny I'm glad you brought that up
My dear I say I'm glad you brought that up
You see that we are very picky when it comes
To cider if you'll kindly try a cup
(Witty hands her a smurf sized cup of cider. She takes a sip and you can tell she likes it but tries to hide it)
Lucky: Yes sir, yes ma'am this great machine it's just the very best.
So what do ya say there Apples? Care to take a step into the
modern world and put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
to the TE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-ST?
Crowd: (chanting) Cider, cider cider cider
Witty: What do you think folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! Come on Ponyville you know what I'm talking about!
Lucky and Witty: Were saying you've got
Lucky, Witty and crowd: Opportunity in this very community
He's Flim, He's Flam
Were the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Travelling sales ponies nonparille
Lucky and Witty: Yeah!
All: (applause)
Lucky and Witty: (bow)
Jo: Not bad. Not bad at all you two.
Livy: You both did great!
Lucky and Witty: ^_^ Thanks!
(By the power of imagination and pixie dust everyone is transported back to Halloween town and everyone is dressed in their costumes again)
Johan: And our next question comes from chocolaterain123
"Well, I don't celebrate Halloween (I'm a Penecostal Christian) but I do have a 'spooky' question for Scaredy:
What would you do if you were in a situation like Victor's? (Corpse Bride)"
Scaredy: W-W-What's C-C-C-C-Corpse B-Bride?"
Livy: It's this awesome movie that takes place in the Victorian era about a guy named Victor who accidentally gets married to a corpse named Emily.
Scaredy: Wh-Wh-WHat?!
Jo: So What would you do if you suddenly found yourself married to someone who's dead?
Scaredy: I-I dunno! Panic I guess.
"Oh and did you guys get around to watching TSOK? I know it's a hard movie to get ahold of, so I was wondering."
Livy: We've been looking for it but so far we can't find it. But we'll keep you updated.
Jo And next up is yaio
"With all the appearance of (Robin William's) GENIE from Aladdin, I'm surprised he hasn't interracted with the genie of a certain country bumpkin."
Jo: Oh Gourdy and Genie do interact. It's just mostly backstage.
(Scene shifts to backstage showing the two playing cards)
Genie: Got any threes?
Gourdy: Go fish
Genie: Shoot! (floods the room with water and is now dressed like a fisherman and sitting in a small boat) Oh! Oh! I got one! I got one! (reels in the fish and pulls up Flounder from The Little Mermaid) Aw it's just a guppy.
Flouder: I am not a guppy!
(back to the story)
Livy: Plus the two always meet up at the annual Genie Convention.
Jo: Anywho next up is our smurfy friend...Chi! XD
Livy: AKA SmurfyFriend
"Haha, I love you all...You all make me smile. :)"
Livy: Aw! Thank you Girly ^^
Jo: We love you too! (does a peace sign)
" Hefty: Haha...your performance rocked my socks off bubbelah! Sorry we all dress you up in drag so much XD Let's face it, you ASKED for it this time! XD Watch out Hefty! Chi comes with a lot of baggage you know ;) (as well as commitement phobia out the EARS *hides under covers*) OKAY QUESTION! If you had the choice, would you rather be a werewolf, a fairy, a genie, a gorgon or a dragon?"
Hefty: I didn't really ask for it...
Jo and Livy: Yeah you did!
Hefty: *glare* Hmm, I'd have to smurf with genie
Gordy: Ooh! Good choice
Genie: ^^
Hefty: A genie is powerful! Strong! *Flexes muscles* Plus I will to smurf magic like Papa
Papa: ^^
"Brainy: Turn back into a weresmurf again, please? :3 I saw the episode and I was like, "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!" :D"
Brainy: (blushes and fixes his glasses* I'm glad you thought I was fluffy. It wasn't all smurf and games thoug, but for a loyal reviewer and smurfy writer like you I will.
Livy: (flips through a spell book titled "How to Create Smurf Monsters for Dummies") Let's see, smurfpire, Frankensmurf, Slendersmurf, Mummy smurf, Ah! Here we go, weresmurf.(waves a hand over Brainy) On this day, a dark cold night,under the stars and full moonlight. Sharp fangs surface and hairlines rise, turn into a werewolf before my eyes!
(Hair begins to sprout over Brainy's body and his teeth turn into sharp canines, His nose turns into a snout and his tail grows longer and furry. Now where Brainy once stood was now a fluffy miniature werewolf with smurf like features wearing glasses)
Brainy: AAARRRROOOO!
Livy: AAAAHHH! Smurfyfriend was right! HE'S SO FLUFFY! X3 (flaps arms crazily)
"Vanity: Would YOU ever be willing to dress in drag? OwO Even if it was just a Halloween costume? :3"
Vanity: Hmm, I dunno about drag, but I would wear makeup or a wig to smurf the outfit! Perhaps I'd smurf in drag for a costume but nothing more.
Jo: Well why don't you dress in drag now? Actually your the only one NOT in a costume
Vanity: I couldn't find a costume that would highlight my beautiful handsome features.
Jo: Well now were gonna find a costume that highlights your womanly features! Come on! (yanks Vanity off screen)
Peewit: You know I worry about you two's obbession with dressing the smurfs in drag.
Livy: It's not just us, it's pretty much everyone...Plus need I tell the audiecne about that dare you had to do? (smirk)
Peewit: I still say that that dress did not match my skin color!...Wait what am I saying?!
Jo: (comes back) And now, presenting Vanity Smurf!
(Dude looks like a Lady, plays in the background while Vanity-now wearing a sparkly purple sequened dress, black stripper heels, a white feathered boa, makeup and a wig-struts out.)
Vanity: (strikes a pose) I feel FABULOUS!
All: O_O
Livy: Okay one of the more disturbing things I've seen
Jo: You must be so proud Papa
Papa: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .
"Scaredy: Don't worry bubbelah, you can come over to my house on Halloween and watch Tim Burton movies, or lots of Gabreil Iglasias. And Robin Williams!"
Jo: LUCKY!
Lucky: What?
Jo: Not you!
Scaredy: T-T-Thanks Ch-Ch-Chi...(smiles shyly)
Livy: Yeah thanks. It ain't really safe in this Halloween town with Jokey around.
Jokey: (still dressed as a clown) (sneaks up behind Scaredy) BOO!
Scaredy: (screams bloody murder and jumps into Livy's hands) SAVE ME!
Jo: And now next up is FrittzyCrazy
Crazy: (wearing a straight jacket) AAARRROOOO!
Brainy: (still a weresmurf) AAARRROOO!
Jo:Can it you two! (tosses a carrot at Crazy and a steak at Brainy)
Peewit: Hey! I was gonna eat those!
"HAHAHAHA! Pure Brilliance! Loved it! Ok! Spooky question time!
Vanity: Have you heard of or seen Bloody Mary? (The Spook. Not the drink) (They say she can be seen in mirrors at night. That's why I ask.)"
Vanity: What's Bloody Mary?
Livy: If I'm thinking correctly, the legend says that if your looking in a mirror at midnight and say the name Bloody Mary three times then her face should appear in the mirror. (AN: I'm not sure if this is the right spook or not so forgive me if I'm wrong. T.T)
Vanity: Well I never really did that so no. I haven't seen her
"Brainy: Have you ever heard of Wolf Man?"
Brainy: AAARRROOO!
Jo: Alright Livy turn him back. We need answers.
Livy: (snaps her fingers and Brainy poofs back to normal) You got a question Brainy
Brainy: (shakes his head and reads the question) Isn't he like the first werewolf to be featured in a movie or something?
"Scaredy: Have you ever heard of "The Ghost that Haunts Scaredy"?"
Scaredy: Un-unfortunately. She haunts me all the time!
Ghost that haunts Scaredy: BOO!
Scaredy: AAAAHHH! (runs) PLEASE! WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!
"Greedy: What's your favorite type of candy?"
Greedy: Mm! There's so many! Though I really like these candy's that Livy and Jo introduced me to called Skittles. Those are tasty
Livy: And speaking of Greedy, the next question comes from his favorite fan Shanette Smurf!
"Greedy: Did you like the cakes? I hope you don't get to plump from them! Love you xxxx"
Greedy: No I did not like the cakes
All: Gasp!
Greedy: I LOVED THE CAKES! 8D They were so smurfy! And your a really smurfy baker...almost as good as me ^^
"Also question for Farmer, could you give Greedy a big smurfy hug for me!"
Farmer: (chuckles) I believe that can be arranged Miss Shanette (hugs Greedy)
All: Aw! :3
Livy: And next up is smurf lover forever
"Brainy: For the next weird or girly dare that Brainy gets I dare Hefty, Grouchy and Gutsy to do it to. Sorry guys but I just think Brainy has been dared to do to much wacky stuff."
Livy: Um...I'm sorry but the truth or dare chapter was LAST chapter.
Hefty Grouchy and Gutsy: (sigh with relief)
Jo: But since you sent in that dare anyways we'll do it anyway
Hefty Grouchy and Gutsy: WHAT?!
"Smurfette: I dare you to go on a little date with Clumsy."
Clumsy: Oh gosh! (blushes bright red and looks away shyly)
Smurfette: (blushes slightly but smiles) Ok! Is eight o'clock tonight good for you Clumsy?
Clumsy: (blinks) Uh uh s-s-s-sure Smurfette.
Smurfette: Smurfy! :D
All male smurfs: AW COME ON! SERIOUSLY?! NO! BOO!
Jo: Aw hush up! All of you before I bring out my chainsaw
All smurfs: (shutup)
"Hefty: I dare you to watch Rent again XD That movie is awesome!"
Livy: That it is, that it is
Hefty: (groans) What?! I've already watched that movie!
Livy: And your about to watch it again! (tosses Hefty infront of a tv and flicks on the tv to the beginning of the show)
TV: Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
Hefty: NOOO!
"Clumsy: Could I spend a day with Clumsy? Please he's just so cute."
Clumsy: Why sure you can. I love smurfing new friends. :)
Brainy and Clumsy: What is your favorite childhood memory together and how long have you been friends?"
Clumsy: Oh golly! There's so many smurfy memories. Like the time I taught Brainy how to skip rocks, or the time he taught me how to read, or the time we went swimming in the lake or-
Brainy: Anysmurf, Clumsy and I have been friends pretty much since the stork smurfed him to the village.
Papa: (chuckles) Yes that's quite true. Brainy was such a good big brother to little Clumsy
Clumsy: (huggles Brainy) And he's my best friend to! ^^
Brainy: (rolls his eyes but smiles and returns the hug)
All: AAAWWW! (anime eyes)
Livy: I just love these friendship moments. ^^
Jo: And next up is Chloe! :D
"Hello my smurfy friends! (dressed as a Greek goddess) Yeah my costume is Athena, Greek Goddess of Wisdom because I'm part brainiac."
Smurfette: Ooh! What a smurfy costume!
"Grandpa: Just curious, do you tell special Halloween stories this time of year? Can I come over to the village to hear? I have my shrinking charm still!"
Grandpa: (dressed as a mummy) You bet your smurf I tell Halloween stories youngin!
Sassette: Grandpy's stories are the best!
Slouchy: Can Chloe come over Papa? Please?
Papa: (chuckles) Of coarse she can. And so can anyone else who wants to as well.
"Smurfs: What special things do you do for Halloween?"
Tailor: Well we smurf up in costumes
Sassette: And Greedy, Chef and Baker make smurfliscious Halloween goodies!
Greedy: Like roasted pumkin seeds, and cookies and candy and-
Snappy: (feels a drop land on him and he looks up to see Peewit drooling) EW!
"Papa Smurf: Thank you sooo much for the antidote! Those deceptions had me cornered! What can I do to thank you?"
Papa: (waves hand dismissivly) No thanks necessary Chloe. Just knowing that your safe is thanks enough. :)
"Jokey: I appreaciate that you wanted to return the love but that was not the best way to do it. I do NOT recommend a repeat, but next time you use that potion not villains! Con scum and evils aren't my type. (realizes what she just said) What did I just do?!
Happy Halloween!"
Jokey: Alright. I won't smurf it on villains...But you never said I couldn't smurf it on good guys! (runs of with the potions cackling madly)
Wooly:(dressed as an Indian) Hold it right there partner! (lasso's Jokey with his rope)
Livy: Here's a questions from Random Junk 13
"To Coool! :D That was beyond awesome! XD Thank you!
So Papa Smurf, Dave, how did you 2 "enjoy" being the other for two weeks?"
Dave and Papa: (dry laugh)
Papa: Alvin Simon and Theodore were definitely...energetic
Dave: And your little smurfs were...um...Smurfy?
"Smurfs: What did you think of those two weeks with Dave?"
Hefty: It was a little odd the first couple of days and Dave was nervous at first but he smurfed up after awhile
Nat: Dave even read us a bedtime story at bedtime!
"Chipmunks: What did you think of those two weeks with Papa?"
Simon:(dressed as Albert Einstein) (adjusts his glasses) Well Papa taught me some magic.
Theodore: (dressed as a chef) And he let me eat smurfberries!
Alvin: (dressed as a vampire) Eh it was alright.
Simon: (jabs Alvin in the side)
Alvin: Ow! I-I mean Great! (thumbs up)
Snappy: Say Dave why aren't YOU in a costume
Dave: I am. I'm the guy in the sweater.
Jo: BORING! You need a costume! (shoves Dave behind a changing screen and then pulls him out and now Dave is dressed like a cowboy)
Wooly: Nice duds! ^^
"Now onto the Halloween questions! XD
Papa: If you had to choose between becoming a vampire or a werewolf which would you choose?"
Papa: Hmm...I've never really given much thought to it but maybe a vampire. (chuckle) I think it'd be fun to turn into a bat
"Brainy I think you looked adorable as a werewolf; ;) But I also wonder how cute Clumsy, Gutsy and Grouchy would be a werewolves to."
Gutsy: Funny ye should mention me being a werewolf. I actually did get turned inta one in Frostforge44's story "Nightmare in Smurf Village."
Livy: Yeah! An excellent read for Halloween btw. But anyway (chants the same spell from before and then transforms the three smurfs into werewolves)
Clumsy, Gutsy, and Brainy: AAAAARRRROOOOO!
Clumsy: Oh gosh! (examining his now gray and blue fur colored body) I'm so fluffy!
Grouchy: (chocolate brown colored fur with blue splotches) I hate fluffy! And I hate howling at the moon too!
Gutsy: (now has rust colored fur and blue splotches) Aye! Dis be exactly what I looked like in de story
Jo: (holding Clumsy) Your so warm!
"Handy, Hefty and Vanity: I want to see you three as vampires."
(Livy performs the same spell that she did on the werewolves but this time the smurfs are turned into vampires!)
Hefty: (paler blue skin and eyes, fangs and a cape) (turns into a bat and flaps around)
Handy: (looks basically the same as Hefty except he's wearing a suit in addition to the cape) (hisses exposing his fangs)
Vanity: (pale and has fangs but otherwise looks the same)
Livy: What's wrong with Vanity?
Jo: Wait for it...
(sunlight suddenly shines on the vain smurf and he sparkles)
Livy: FAIL! FAIL! EPIC FAIL!
Vanity: (examining his sparkly skin) Oh I dunno. I think the sparkles match my personality (checks his reflection but sees nothing) …...AAAAAHHHHHHHH! What happened?! I can't see my beautiful face!
Livy: Vampires can't see their reflcetions
Vanity: WHAT?! (jumps on Livy and grabs her shirt) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?! CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK NOW WOMAN! NOW!
"Let's have a vampire vs werewolf contest to see who is cooler!"
Clumsy: How do we do that?
Jo: BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
Scaredy: D-D-D-Death?! Oh! (faints)
Livy: No battle to the death!
Jo: :(
Livy: (thinks)(lightbulb) I got it! We'll have the readers pic! Leave your votes in the comments for your pic between vampires or werewolves. We'll tally up the votes next chapter and announce the winner!
"Smurfs: Could you please dress as star wars characters for me?"
(The star wars theme song plays and shows the smurfs dressed as Star Wars characters. Smurfette's princess Lei, Hefty Hans Solo, Handy R2D2, Handy Luke Skywalker, Papa Obi Wan Kenobi, Puppy as Chewbacca and the piece de resistance-
Gargamel: (dressed as Darth Vader) Luke I am your father
Handy: NNNOOOOOO!
"And last but not least Smurfette could you do a Wizard of Oz act for me please? Jo Livy, I'll let you two pick the 3 smurfs to play the Tinman, Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion! ;)"
Smurfette: Well we did do a Wizard of Oz scene last chapter but ok! For a fan we'll gladly smurf it again!
Livy: Alright um...I pic Farmer for the Scarecrow
Jo: And I pic Handy to be the Tinman
Livy and Jo: (look at each other and smile mischieviously) And we both pick Scaredy to be the cowardly lion!
(So the four smurfs are transformed into their costumes. Smurfette's hair is braided into two braids and is now wearing a blue and white gingham dress and red shoes and carrying a basket. Farmer is wearing a scarecrow outfit and Handy's skin is painted silver and he looks to be made of metal. Scaredy is wearing a lion costume. They all link arms and skip down a yellow brick road)
Smurfette, Handy, Farmer and Scaredy: Soooo we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz,
They say he is a whiz of a wiz the wonderful Wizard of Oz
There ever a whiz of a wiz there was the wizard of Oz
Because, Because Because, Because of the wonderful things he
does. Were off to see the wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Jo: And next up is Selene Rose
"XD Guys that was hilarious! Thanks so much for updating! Oh, yeah, and before I forget: (hands each person and smurf a bag of candy) Happy Halloween!"
Smurfs: Thank you Selene Rose!
Peewit: Yeah thanks! (proceeds to eat his candy)
Livy: Hey! There's candy corn in here! How'd you know that was my favorite Halloween candy? :D
"Scaredy: How do you celebrate? (obviously not by visiting haunted houses)"
Scaredy: I-I-I celebrate H-H-Halloween by hiding in-in my closet and waiting for it to be over! (shakes like a leaf)
"Tailor: Can you name the most ridiculous costumes you've had to make? :D"
Tailor: (dressed as a Pirate) Let's smurf...Well I once had to smurf a duck costume for Nat.
Livy: That's not to ridiculous
Tailor: Yeah but it was one of the more harder costumes to smurf. Especailly the bill
Smurfette: Ooh but Nat looked so cute afterwards. ^^
Jo: I bet he did. And here's a cute questions from The-Ghost-Cat-of-Arkansas
"Have the smurfs seen "Too Cute Kittens" on Animal Planet?"
Livy: We've never even heard of that to be honest
Nat: They did show us "Cats 101" and "Dogs 101" though!
Jo: And last up is Calister the Great
"Have the smurfs dress up as characters from these movies:
Harry Potter
Brainy: (dressed as Harry)
Smurfette: (dressed as Herminie)(I dunno how to spell her name)
Clumsy: (dressed as Ron)
Star Wars
Jo: Already did that
Lord of the Rings
Handy: (dressed like Frodo)
Sassette: (dressed as E'owyn)
Crazy: (dressed as Gollum) (raspy voice) My prescious my prescious!
Star Trek
Brainy: (dressed as Spock)
Hefty: (dressed as Captain Kirk)
Ghostbusters
Johan and Peewit: (dressed in Ghostbuster gear as the theme song plays in the background)
Livy: And that's all for this chapter. Now were all gonna go to a Halloween party hosted by Dracula at Hotel Transylvania and Lucky and Witty will be serving apple cider
Lucky and Witty: We what?!
Jo: (pulls out a megaphone) SHE SAID YA'LL ARE GONNA BE SERVING APPLE CIDER AT THE PARTY!
Livy: Give me that! (yanks the megaphone back)
Lucky and Witty: (blink and rub their now ringing ears)
Lucky: I think I've gone deaf
Witty: We never agreed to make cider
Livy: Ya'll wanted to be Flim and Flam for Halloween so of coarse you gotta make a batch of cider.
Witty: But we don't have any apples
Livy: (roles eyes and pulls a random rope that suddenly appeared next to her. Suddenly an avalanche of apples falls on Lucky and Witty burrying the twin brothers alive)
Witty: (pokes his head out of the top of the apple pile with an apple in his mouth which he then spits out)
Lucky: (pokes his head up next to his brothers) We don't know how to make apple cider though...
Jo: (tosses a book at them)
Lucky: (gets hit on the side of the head with the book) OW! (rubs head and reads the title of the book) How to Make Apple Cider for Dummies
Livy: Plus you guys could also use the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.
Jo: But anyway we hope ya'll enjoyed this chapter. Have a happy and safe Halloween everysmurf!
(random broomsticks fly out and everyone jumps on them and rides into the night)
All: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!