Author's Note: Yo, sorry for the late update. I just recovered from my sleepless trip, and well, it took me a week to get my energy back. Anyway, this is Cana's chapter, enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail, etc. etc. etc.

After an unexpected trip to the moon, Natsu decided to resume his mischievous antics in pissing of his fellow guild mates. You would have thought that he would have learned his lesson, but there's no one else that is as stubborn and hard-headed (both literally and figuratively speaking) as Natsu "Salamander" Dragneel.

He was still covered in bandages, but that did not stop him from hearing a familiar slurry voice across his table, where the bar is located. His head moved towards the source of the sound and saw Cana talking to a barrel of beer.

"Oh come *hic* on now! I *hic* thought you *hic* were my best-*buuuurrrpp*…friend, why are you *hic* doing this to me?" Cana said to the inanimate object.

"Cana's drunk again…", Natsu said, trailing off in his words. "WAIT! Cana's drunk again!" he said this time with much enthusiasm that it didn't look like he was recovering from some fractured bones.

When he arrived at his house, he started to plot his prank, and once finished, showed it to his exceed, Happy.

"Pffft…hahahahaha!" Happy can't contain his laughter.

"That's brilliant Natsu!" Happy exclaimed.

"Of course it is! I thought of it. So tomorrow night, during the great guild party, I want you to slip the magic pill on Cana's drink".

"Aye, Sir!", Happy said with a fake salute and proceeded to eat his fish.

On the night of the party, Natsu started to make his move. While busy in setting up his prank, he was oblivious to two other people who were spying on him.

"There he goes again, I wonder what he is up to this time?" Lucy wondered.

"Let him have his fun for now, we'll get him soon enough", Gray assured Lucy with a hint of bitterness in his voice. Lucy only nodded as a response.

Meanwhile…

Cana was starting to get tipsy after drinking 50 bottled of beer.

"*Hic* So, do you *hic* have a girlfriend?" she asked a chair that obviously did not respond back.

"Ahh…*hic* playing hard to get are we? Well, *hic*let me tell you something *hic*. Men would kill just to *hic* TOUCH THIS", she said while pointing at her bosoms.

Natsu and Happy resisted the urge to laugh. This was their cue that it was time for them to put the pill in Cana's drink. Happy slowly flew to Cana while she was busy talking to an innocent table about her problems with Gildart's being s lousy father. Happy quickly dropped the pill in her glass and quickly flew away.

After drinking her glass, Cana immediately fell asleep. The pill that Happy placed in her drink was a sleep and dream pill. It knocks the victim out and makes them dream about something weird. When they wake up, it would seem that what they dreamed about is real, only to find out later on that it was all just a prank. Natsu chose the Pregnant flavour set at 5 months, it comes with the side effects of nausea and vomiting, mood swings, elevated B-HcG, and a bloated stomach. He also tweaked the pill a little and made it seem like he was the father of the baby. These circumstances will make the scenario more believable to Cana.

The next morning, Cana woke up sweating real hard, as if she just had a bad dream.

"It was just a..HOLY MOTHER OF BEER!" she exclaimed as a dawn of terror slowly crept on her face when she saw her bulging tummy with something inside of it.

"T-this c-cant be!" she was shaking, mortified with what was happening.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE NATSU'S THE FATHER OF MY BABY!" she screamed while pulling out her hair, slowly getting cuckoo about the unpleasant reality check.

Cana was so ashamed of what had happened that she disappeared from the guild for a long time. Some of the guildmates were worried, while some just thought that she took a very long mission. Gildarts was going crazy in finding his daughter, but unfortunately, only Natsu knows the real reason why she disappeared and he can't help but laugh at gildart's panicked expression.

After sometime, Cana accepted her fated and asked Natsu for support. With his best poker face on, Natsu looked more than willing to "support the child". He would bring Cana some food and money, and sometimes let her stay in his house. For a foolish prank, it was certainly costing him a fortune. But it would be worth it once she sees the "big surprise" on her delivery day.

4 months have past and Cana's water finally broke.

"Hey Cana, water is coming out of your uhmm…somewhere", Natsu said, stating the obvious.

"You don't say?" Cana replied with sarcasm, annoyed by Natsu's stupidity. "Now get your lazy ass over here and help me up, I will deliver the baby soon!"

"Oh right, right!" Natsu said as he pulled her up and rushed her to the nearest hospital.

In the labouring room, Natsu was holding Cana's hand while the ob-gyne gave her instructions to Cana.

"PUSH!" the ob-gyne screamed.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? PULLING THE CHILD BACK?" Cana screamed in return.

It was a peculiar scenario, no matter how hard she pushed, the head wasn't coming out. Natsu was trying to give her support, but he was really just waiting for the big surprise.

Finally, After a few hours, it finally came.

"Poop blorgh blop blop pooot" was the sound made as bits and pieces of fecal matter hit the ob's face. The room smelled like it was sprayed with freshly made fertilizer with a hint of fart.

"Oh God why…", was the only thing Cana could mutter.

"BWAHAHAHA! Got You!" Natsu said while rolling on the floor laughing, not minding some of the pieces of poop getting inside of his mouth.

Cana immediately turned red as steam was starting to come out of her ears. She was definitely angry, she couldn't believe she went through four months of hell, not to mention embarrassing herself in front of an ob-gyne for a stupid prank.

"NATTTTTSUUU! YOU #$^&^%$#!" she shouted as she threw some of her poop in Natsu's face.

Ahh, music to his ears. *Splat*

Author's Note: So how did you guys like it? Please review ^_^. Sorry if it was more disgusting than funny. It was not my intended ending but one thing lead to another, so hope you guys enjoyed it. ^_^