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When Hell Freezes Over
Chapter one- New Enemy, New Life
Name: Relena Peacecraft /enter/
-ENTRY NOT FOUND
Name: Relena Dorlin /enter/
-ENTRY NOT FOUND
Name: Relena Dorlin-Peacecraft /enter/
I TOLD YOU 73 TIMES ALREADY ENTRY NOT FOUND! GIVE IT UP. . .LOSER
"CHE!!She was never this secretive before, what happened?" Ex-pilot Heero Yuy was busy staring at a screen flooded with successful failures at finding…her. "Hacking into police archives certainly hasn't gotten me anywhere" he muttered to himself. He continued in his search- he searched residential files, business files- even deceased files, but found not a trace. He was fed up- ready to prove how compact his new Compaq could get by obliterating it with his bare hands "then sue for false advertisement" he mused. Frustrated he typed in a pet name he gave her long ago. His mouth hung open in surprise as he stared at the screen.
-ENTRY FOUND . . . LUCKY BASTARD
"Smart ass computer" he snickered as he wrote down the web address. The page was taking FOREVER to download.
Name: Relena Dorlin Peacecraft
Age/sex: 25. F.
Address: unknown
Phone: unknown
Residensc: information confidential
Current occupation: Currently under the instruction of…
"Mr. Yuy, are you in here?"
Damn, the page didn't even download. He can't be caught in police business. He paused the download, shut of he computer and went to the door.
"Mr. Yuy?"
It was his secretary.
"…"
"Sorry to disturb you sir, but the preventors told me they would like to speak with you."
"…"
"Something about the staff"
"…"
"Uh, some new enemy"
"…"
"Ummmm, a new model busta rifle that can shoot 999 bullets /.000000001 sec w/silencer.
"…Ill be down in a sec…only 999?"
The secretary shook his head as Heero went mumbling into his room about being able to shoot ONLY 999 bullets practically at the speed of sound! What kind of pacifist IS he? The only words he responds to are 'gun' 'mobile suit' 'mission' and 'kill'.
Heero soon emerged into the meeting room.
"Wut up Yuy?" Duo Maxwell was stuffing his face with whatever the girls made for them today.
"Ya look sleepy man, stayed up late last night? he he he.
Heero glared at him.
"Calm down- don't kill me…as if THAT would affect YOU"
"Heero we found a new enemy, their organization stretches across the colonies, we needed more back-ups so I took the initiative to hire a new bodyguard for you. I did extensive research before I decided and this person is practically as good as we were…"
"…" Everyone was deathly silent.
"What do you mean by this Quartre? Were? As good? That's' impossible!"
"Sorry Fei"
"Anyway" the secretary piped in "this persons records are outstanding. He has been trained in offence and defense, armed and unarmed. Unarmed he has been trained in the martial arts from various countries including China and Japan.
WuFei raised an eyebrow.
"Armed he has been trained to decimate a target within the range of ½ a foot to 6,076.11549 or one international nautical mile.
"WHAT!" Duo was speechless.
He has been trained in the manufacture, repair, maintenance, technique and of course operation of the following mobile suits: Leo, Aries, Tragos, Cancer, Pisces, Taurus, Vayeate and Mercurious…"
"Wait a minute! The Vayeate and the Mercurious? Trowa didn't you pilot the Vayeate once." Dou just couldn't stop.
"…Yes Duo and Heero piloted the Mercurious, am I correct?"
"Hai, anything else"
"Yes, he also piloted….. the Tallgese III and the Epyon II."
Duo's jaw fell open. "He can pilot a gundam?"
"Epyon was a prototype gundam Maxwell, doesn't mean he can pilot the real thing."
"Actually he is qualified to pilot a gundam.
The five stared at him. "Ummm, um…" he was getting very nervous, he knew these guys reps. This could very well be his last moments on Earth.
"Time"
"What?" thank god.
"What time is he coming." No sooner that the words came out a burgundy mobile suit with jade eyes landed. It looked like A giant scorpion, but in fact was in neo-bird mode, the mode that only Heero's gundam had. The suit unfolded in mid-landing and took on the shape of a ferocious looking machine. Its eyes seemingly piercing into the sky, looking for an opponent. Epyon, it looks…different. The new Epyon had a triple layered coat of armor, double layered heat rod and gattling guns mounted on its shoulders. More weapons, much more weight to carry. "Do the guards know he's coming?"
"No, forgot"
"Good, lets see how long it takes for him to get here."
"If those are your guards, your as good as dead." A voice floated through the cracks in the door.
"Hn, tell me something I don't know. You uniform is in the closet to the right.
"Have a size six?"
"he smallest we have is a four sorry."
"Ouch, how the hell is he gonna fit everything in a size four?" Duo was trying had not to laugh, and Quatre eyes bugged out. Heero went to sit while WuFei examined the towering mobile suit blocking his light. The door swung open and all heads turned. Heero, who had his feet proped up on the table, raised his eyes over he monitor screen. His eyebrows arched and his eyes narrowed. It couldn't be, its…its impossible. Its…
"A GIRL" WuFei exclaimed with much scorn in his voice.
Than was obvious, the moss green suit and cropped black jacket looked outstanding in contrast to her porcelain skin. The uniform, two sizes smaller, left nothing to the imagination, but molded into the curves of her body.
"Its like she was poured into that suit" whispered Duo.
Heero licked his lips as he took her in with hungry eyes. The zipper apparently couldn't completely close, seeing that her breast took up all breathing space in there. It stopped a few inches below her collarbone, making his fingers anxiously twitch. The wind came through the window, blowing her waist length honey brown hair over her shoulders, a few stray hairs falling seductively by her lips…god, I need to stop.
"Mr. Yuy I presume."
He tore his eyes from her body to look at her face. Her features were hardened- strong jaw line and high cheekbones, her brows furred and her eyes narrowed. Her eyes were iced over, her tone- just as frigid. He lifted his legs off the table and rolled the office chair back. He rose to his feet.
"Pleased to be at your service."
She watched as he took her outstretched hand in his. She had to admit, he looked good, and for a pacifist his grip was pretty strong. Although he didn't look like he belonged in a suit and tie. His face was emotionless and his Prussian blue eyes held but only a glint of emotion. She couldn't quite place what it was.
" I'm pleased to meet you"
Heero's eyes widened the tiniest bit. Pleased to meet me?
" I represent the colonies and the earth and was trained for my position for eight years. I have not once failed a mission. My name…is Relena Dorlin.
To be continued…
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Glossary of Japanese terms:
Che: Shit, damn
Hai: yes!