Well after forever, finally the last chapter of this three shot! Hard to get the humor after not writing for a month. Gomen, haven't been updating my stories for ages. Hard to find time now since last year of school is the busiest. Haha to be honest I still can't believe I'm a senior now but yeah cause of that I have so much responsibilities that I need to sort out first. Will probs start a blog or something if I can't get on here much.
I know a ton of people asked me to put their OC in this but this was never a OC submission story. I only put my own OCs in to make the story come together. Gomen
C H A P T E R | 3 | r e s t a r t
Takuya was concentrating like he'd had never been concentrated in his entire life. Heck he never even concentrated in class so why was he concentrating? Because he was attempting to build the biggest tower of McDonalds chips ever built; Taiki helped him while Takuto was fiddling around with a chicken nugget, Tripp on the other hand was still wiped out tired from her overnight typing session still trying to drown out another cup of Hot Chocolate and was lying her head on the cold surface of the table.
"Takuto-kuuuuun?" Takuya said in a sing song voice.
"Huh?" Takuto replied distractedly.
"Are you going to eat that?" Takuya asked, pointing at the untouched packet of chips that came with Takuto's Chicken McNuggets Value Meal.
"Huh...?" Takuto replied obviously only half listening.
"Is that a no?" Takuya smiled hopefully.
"Are yougoing to eat it?" He raised an eyebrow, looking at the chip tower the twins (or more Takuya's) was building.
"I, I-I mean we, have to finish this architecture ..al... work of art, Ryota-kun," using Takuto's first name in plea.
"And I must finish my lunch." Takuto grabbed half the chips and stuffed them into his mouth.
Takuya pouted, "Thanks for ruining my architecture ...al... dreams."
"Go to University. It works..." Takuto flicked his hair arrogantly.
"You're no fun Takuto," Takuya huffed.
"Dude, I'm hungry! My hunger is more important than your University degree." Takuto complained.
"Hmph." Was all Takuya said before he stole the remaining half of the chips and added them to his tower.
Taiki just stifled a laugh while Tripp groaned still exhausted.
"Seventy six bottles of beer on the wall, seventy six bottles of beer!" Endou sang as he led the crowd of soccer players into McDonalds.
Kazemaru groaned, only twenty three bottles through, and Endou had sung his way from the Airport to the nearest McDonalds. Just like him- the rest of the group were sick of him singing.
Kidou swore, "You know when I find those writers I'm gonna ki-"
"Come on Kidou, it wasn't that bad!" Hiroto told him, "It's not like there were any fics about Fudou and Haruna having se-"
"DON'T . FINISH . THAT . WORD . KIYAMA!" Kidou glared at him.
"What? It's not like there weren't any M rated fics for those two" Hiroto replied.
"Thank you… my brain and ears have now been soiled." Kidou huffed.
"GIRLS! HURRY!" Aki called "I GOTTA GO PEE!"
"And now my ears are even more soiled," Hiroto sniggered.
"Really? Announce it to the world?" Haruna rolled her eyes as she walked in.
Aki giggled and pushed Haruna, Natsumi and Fuyuka towards the girl's bathroom. When they closed the door, Takuto stood up from his table and went up to the counter. He wanted his chips - and PRONTO. He would NOT tolerate Takuya using all of his for his architectural masterpiece.
"Why do girls always go together to the bathroom?" Ichinose scratched his head.
"Anyway, I'll have some coffee. I feel a bit sleepy." Kidou said and started walking towards the counter.
"BUT WHY DO THEY?" Ichinose exclaimed, extremely curious as looked at the door to the girls' bathroom. The whole gang ignored him. Ichinose sighed and went to the bathroom area, determined to find out why girls went there together.
"Hey, hey, hey Guuuuys! How much does a burrito cost here?" Endou chirped.
"Endou… this is McDonalds… they don't sell Burritos here," Gouenji told him.
"HI! I'll have three burritos, two pack nachos, two enchiladas and a huuge as coke!" Endou yelled at the girl at the counter.
"ENDOU, THIS ISN'T TACO BELL, WE'RE AT MCDONALDS!" Gouenji yelled at him in his right ear to get through to him, but it looked like it stil didn't work
"Excuse me, can I have a frapuccino, please?" Kidou said standing in front of the counter – right beside Takuto.
"Mmmhm. Sure." The girl behind the counter nodded, but didn't move. She was too busy playing with her pink cellphone. She looked about fifteen or sixteen, in other words, a newbie slacking off on the low and less busy shift.
"Bad service." Takuto shook his head. "I've been waiting for my chips for almost twenty minutes now."
"Oh, I don't mind. I've seen this drill before." Kidou whispered to Takuto, smirking slightly. "Watch this..." He flashed twenty bucks to the girl. "Excuse me... again. Can you give me one more plus a muffin and keep the change?"
The girl's eyes got wide. She nodded enthusiastically.
"Thank you... Zoey." Kidou said, looking at her nametag. He smiled charmingly at her.
She blinked at him.
"How do you know my..." Her mouth dropped open and her eyes widened with recognition. "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE KIDOU YUUTO FROM INAZUMA JAPAN!" Her voice got louder as she realized Kidou Yuuto from Inazuma Japan was standing in front of her.
The sudden loudness of her voice had suddenly woken up Tripp who had fallen asleep on the table, "Whaa was that?" she asked Taiki and Takuya who didn't reply to concentrating on building their chip tower
"Please, not so loud..." Kidou whispered as Zoey nodded and went to get the orders ready. He hated scenes.
"No way dude! You're Kidou Yuuto! Man I've seen you play and you're epic!" Takuto exclaimed, "My writer writes a ton of Inazuma Eleven fics! You should totally come eat with us!" he pointed to his table with the two twins making a chip tower
"Did you say writer?"Kidou said.
"Yeah my writer only writes Inazuma Eleven fanfiction,"Takuto replied.
"What's your writer's name?" Kidou's eyes narrowed at him.
"Her name's Tripp, but well, she goes by the name of Zcyler on FanfictionNET, why?
It was like a flame had relit inside Kidou as he stormed over to the table where the three sat, Takuto tagging along behind him.
"YOU!" he pointed accusingly at Tripp.
"Yo, Cosplay Boy! You do realise that Halloween is not in February?" Tripp raised her eyebrow.
"T-T-Tripp… that's actually Kidou Yuuto," Takuto stuttered almost knocking down the tower the process.
Tripp's eyebrow remained raised as she continued to stare at him then back at the Takuto, "Really Taiki… prove it!"
"HIS EYES ARE RED UNDER THE GOGGLES! WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION IS THERE!" Kidou twitched as Takuto pulled Kidou's goggles to reveal his blood red eyes before letting go of them, thus, resulting the goggles to fling back into Kidou's face slapping back into his eyes.
"Ow!" he yelled, muttering curse words that were almost inaudible.
"OR HE COULD BE A VAMPIRE!" Taiki yelled.
"Or a werewolf!" Takuya added.
"OR A VAMPIRE!" Taiki emphasised.
The whole McDonalds and all its costumers sweatdropped at the wracked the racket that was going on.
"My eyes are naturally red, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" boy was he eager to settle this mission, take his muffin and frappe and fly back home, "NOW Tripp-san! I DEMAND to know what this FanficitonNET business is! Haven't you heard it is RUDE to write about people behind their back? If the press finds out that I have an 'apparent' secret love affair with Fudou… my whole career would be on the line! My family would disown me and the Otonashi's would never let me see Haruna ever again!"
Kidou was already hyperventilating whilst clutching Tripp's shirt at the same time, yet Tripp looked unfazed even after Kidou's lecture, "So… what am I supposed to do about it?"
"TAKE THEM DOWN! ALL OF IT!" he yelled causing Tripp to wipe her face with her sleeve after Kidou had spat all over her.
"~Kidou has L-O-S E-D it~" Endou sang from the counter of McDonalds and Hiroto hit him on the back of his head.
"Idiot… there's no such word as 'Lose-ed," Hiroto frowned at him
"Yes there is? What else is the past tense of lose? HUH HIROTO? TAKE THAT!" Endou yelled triumphantly at his newfound thought."
"Actually Endou, the past tense of lose is lost… why don't you check the dictionary?" he replied unfazed.
"BUT IT DOESN'T END IN –ED!" Endou could almost cry at the 'lies' Hiroto was telling him.
"I don't see what your problem is… besides why can't you let your fan girls dream?" Tripp said blankly, "Everyone knows that FanFiction isn't true…"
Kidou sweatdropped, "Wait… everyone knows it isn't true?"
Tripp sighed, "I thought you of all people would know that Kidou, Fiction meaning not real and fan meaning your fans wrote them… you should feel flattered Kidou, not everyone."
Kidou was close to anime-falling. It hit him hard that he was just making such a big fuss out of nothing.
"WAIT!" the lot were startled after Tachimukai's sudden outburst, he had been so quiet on the way here they had almost forgotten about him, "SO GOUENJI-SAN NEVER ACTUALLY SUNG OR DANCED THE BARNEY THEME SONG?"
"Whaa?" Endou burst out, "GOUENJI STILL LIKES BARNEY"
Gouenji's twitched as he watched the rest of the team try to hold their laughter in, "Where did you hear this Tachimukai?"
"According to Inazuma Eleven Truth or Dare by XSoulResonanceX you were dared to sing the Barney Theme Song, then it was taped, then you were shoved into a room filled with your fangirls," Tachimukai said.
Gouenji sweatdropped and shut his eyes to stop himself creating that image – which got worse when he did.
"There are TONS of Truth and Dare and show fics with you guys in it, written by SkyDreamGirl, XLightxLostxInxDarknessX, RoyalAssassinSiblings97 and TONS more!" Tachimukai continued,
"Not only that… but they forced Hiroto to wear a school girl uniform and was not allowed to flinch when photos were taken." Tachimuaki added and Hiroto's eyes widened.
Burn couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing, "Hiroto… with… a… girl's… skirt…" he was gasping for breath as he fell to the floor clutching his stomach.
"Why? You jealous I look better in a girl's skirt that you do?" Hiroto sneered at him.
"IS BURN J-E-L-OW!" Gouenji elbowed Endou who was in attempt to spell 'jealous' again, "Endou… just no…"
"I bet I look better in a girl's skirt than you any day KIYAMA!" Burn fought back, their eyes met burning with fire.
"Is it me… or did it get hot in here?" Midorikawa laughed dryly as he rubbed the back of his neck as he sweat dropped.
"Their fighting over who looks better in a girl's skirt?" Gazelle smirked, "Did they become secretly become trans overnight? At least their man enough to come out of the closed."
"WE ARE NOT TRANS!" the two shouted simultaneously.
"The more they are," Gazelle chuckled as Midorikawa tried their best to hold the two back from lunging at the snow haired striker, "They even agree with each oth-"
"ICHINOSE KAZUYA!" A thunderous storm… in the form of Aki came storming up to the group chasing Ichinose, Natsumi, Haruna and Fuyuka right behind her, "YOU SICK PERVERT!"
"Oh boy…" Shadow muttered, "What happened?"
"Ichinose went into the girls' bathroom," Fuyuka said.
The boys burst out funny but stopped and gulped when they caught Aki glaring at them, "HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF A GIRL WENT INTO A BOYS BATHROOM TO START SPYING ON YOU," She started smirk, "Oh NEVERMIND! I don't need to know the answer to that one… boys are all perverts."
"FOR THE LAST TIME I WASN'T SPYING! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY GIRLS GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER! WHYYYYY?" Ichinose moaned
"YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW VITAL INFORMATION LIKE THAT?" Aki growled at him.
"Are they always like that…?" Tripp sweat dropped.
"Yup…" Kidou sweat dropped along with Tripp before looking at her, "Well… I guess our trip here is done? Apart that we didn't really accomplish anything… but you learn something new every day don't you?"
Kidou shook hands with Tripp, "May be we'll meet up again sometime… play soccer or something? Er… you like soccer, ne?"
"Sure, I'd like that?" Tripp smiled back as she watched Kidou pull Endou by the ear and Gouenji push the rest of the Inazuma Japan out of McDonalds just hearing Endou's yells of "WHAT ABOUT MY BURRITOS!"
Tripp smirked as she grabbed a handful of Taiki Takuya's architecture-al chips (Takuya weeping at the process) and for the first time that morning she no longer felt tired.
Kidou smiled contently as he sat next to Endou on the plane back to Japan contently chewing on the remains of the penguin shaped cookies Endou made for him which funny enough didn't taste all too bad. He'd been so caught up in all this FanfictionNET business he didn't actually eat any food.
Then Kidou realised something.
Why had it been so quiet for the two hours they had been on the plane for?
He looked over at Endou who was in fact typing furiously in his laptop (Kidou had no idea he even owned one let alone brought one with him).
"Uhh… Endou what are you doing?" Kidou asked him.
Endou was too engrossed in what he was typing to take notice of Kidou so Kidou looked over his shoulder.
The goggled caped boy looked up just in time to jump in alarm as two frosted cookies were shoved under his nose. He stared at the left cookie which had goggles and a cape.
"…Is that supposed to be me?" he asked, dreading the answer. Endou nodded happily.
Was what Kidou read over his shoulder.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ENDOU?" Kidou yelled at him as the whole plane went silent and Endou jumped up in surprised.
"Oh I'm writing fanfiction again!" Endou chirped, "Want to read it Kidou?" Endou offered his laptop over to Kidou with the current chapter he was writing.
Kidou's eyes widened. "INAZUMA ELEVEN WITH A CHANCE OF FANFICTION? WHAT IS THIS?"
Endou smiled idiotically at him, "I'm writing a fanfiction of us discovering fanfiction! Isn't it the most genius-ness thing I've ever thought of Kidou? It's my second chapter!" He smiled proudly folding his arms.
Kidou didn't say a single word, he just navigated the mouse to FanfictionNET, went to Endou's account (Which was still logged in) and deleted the story. To finish the job off his deleted the story off Endou's files too which were not so hard to find – seeing as they were found in a folder called "ENDOU'S AWESOME-EST FANFICTIONS EVA BE JELOUS".
Endou eyes widened as he grabbed the laptop back before he started to cry, "WHY KIDOU WHYYYY! I HAD FIFTY REVIEWS ON THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THAT ALREADY!"
Kidou just bit another purple iced penguin cookie and smiled out the window as they soared above Japan.
Randomest ending ever but, yes Endou wrote this story haha
Well, that's the end of this three shot! May or not make a sequel for this, review if you'd like one cause I don't really know how many people would want to read if I made a sequel.
Thanks so much for the many reviews in this story! I'm glad you guys enjoyed reading it!
Ja na for now!