A/N: Hi everyone! I've been itching to write a crackfic for a while now and this sort of just ran way in my mind. A while back, I read the story "Facebook" by the-stretch-beyond-spandex. This story is an excellent read for anyone familiar with the Marvel universe, and I strongly recommend it. So I read it, thought it was hilarious, and after watching Terra Nova I got an idea to do a similar story for them. Yes, this is cracky, but I hope you think it's funny anyhow. Again, I take NO CREDIT for this idea—this is all the idea of the-stretch-beyond-spandex. I'm just borrowing it and applying it to a different fandom. Please leave a review, I love those!
Side note: Names are bolded.
Maddy Shannon is in a relationship with Mark Reynolds.
Josh Shannon, Elisabeth Shannon, and five others like this.
Josh Shannon: 'In a relationship' seems remarkably casual…
Maddy Shannon: Sorry, but 'in a courtship' isn't one of the choices.
Jim Shannon: So…it's official, then?
Maddy Shannon: :D
Jim Shannon: Reynolds better watch himself…
Mark Reynolds is in a relationship with Maddy Shannon.
Maddy Shannon, Dunham, and six others like this.
Maddy Shannon: We are now official!
Dunham: Yeah, buddy!
Mark Reynolds: You bet we're official!
Mark Reynolds is now friends with Jim Shannon.
Maddy Shannon and three others like this.
Jim Shannon to Mark Reynolds: I'll be keeping an eye on you. Be careful with my daughter. I've got a weapon...
Mark Reynolds: Of course, sir. I would never do anything to harm Maddy…
Maddy Shannon: Dad, what did we say about scaring my boyfriend?
Elisabeth Shannon listed Jim Shannon as her husband, Maddy Shannonas her daughter, andJosh Shannon as her son.
Three people like this.
Jim Shannon and four others are now friends with Nathaniel Taylor.
Five people like this.
Nathaniel Taylor to Mark Reynolds, Jim Shannon, Tim Curran, and two others: Meeting tomorrow morning, 0900 sharp. Can you make it?
Dunham: As if we had a choice…
Mark Reynolds: I can make it, sir.
Tim Curran: I'll be there.
Reilly: Me too.
Jim Shannon: I have to drop Zoe off to school so I'll be a few minutes late.
Elisabeth Shannon is now friends with Malcolm Wallace.
Malcolm Wallace likes this.
Malcolm Wallace: The awkward moment when your new hair growth formula grows hair in all the wrong places…
Jim Shannon: That is seriously disgusting.
Elisabeth Shannon: I doubt anyone at the clinic will be able to help you, Malcolm…
Nathaniel Taylor: …
Malcolm Wallace: Oh come on! It was a noble goal!
Jim Shannon: The plight of the old and balding…
Maddy Shannon: Should I be disturbed that Andrew Fickett (Ken Horton) is attempting to send me a friend request?
Jim Shannon, Mark Reynolds, and two others like this.
Jim Shannon: The sneaky bastard's been hacking the internet signal from the brig again, hasn't he?
Nathaniel Taylor: Problem solved.
Mark Reynolds: Date tonight with Maddy Shannon. Did you decide what you'd like to do yet?
Maddy Shannon and two others like this.
Dunham: I'm sure she'd like to do you!
Maddy Shannon: I guess we could just go to the marketplace and wander the stalls. There's tons to see.
Maddy Shannon: And Dunham needs to stop creeping…
Reilly: I'll take care of that for you…
Josh Shannon is now friends with Skye "Bucket" Tate.
Skye "Bucket" Tate likes this.
Josh Shannon: It's about time you created a profile.
Skye "Bucket" Tate: I've been busy.
Lucas Taylor listed Skye "Bucket" Tate as his sister.
Skye "Bucket" Tate: Hell no! How did you even get onto my friends' list?
Lucas Taylor: I always admire a woman who shoots me twice…
Skye "Bucket" Tate: Sorry to disappoint you, dear brother, but I will be blocking you right away…
Maddy Shannon likes "Dayflowers," "Brachiosaurs," and two other pages.
Mark Reynolds likes this.
Mark Reynolds: Good times…
Maddy Shannon checked in at "Terra Nova Marketplace" with Mark Reynolds.
Mark Reynolds, Elisabeth Shannon, and two others like this.
Jim Shannon: Tell Mark Reynolds that I'm sitting right across the market from you. I can see him.
Maddy Shannon: Go home, Dad.
Zoe Shannon is now friends with Maddy Shannon, Elisabeth Shannon, and three others.
Elisabeth Shannon: Zoe, I thought we discussed this already. You are too young to have a social networking profile!
Zoe Shannon: But Mommy! Nina has one!
Nina: Would anyone like to help me look for the vampire who came through on the tenth pilgrimage?
Zoe Shannon likes this.
Maddy Shannon: THERE ARE NO VAMPIRES ON TERRA NOVA!
Zoe Shannon listed Maddy Shannon as her sister, Josh Shannon as her brother, Elisabeth Shannon as her mother, and Jim Shannon as her father.
Jim Shannon, Elisabeth Shannon, and two others like this.
Maddy Shannon is now friends with Tasha Guzman, Hunter, and two others.
Tasha Guzman, Hunter, Skye "Bucket" Tate, and two others like this.
Skye "Bucket" Tate: Chess game with Nathaniel Taylor. Lay your bets now…
Hunter, Josh Shannon, and three others like this.
Josh Shannon: Ten terras on Skye.
Hunter: I'll take that bet. No way she's going to win against the commander.
Tasha Guzman: I'll take Josh up on that offer too.
Skye "Bucket" Tate: Thanks for the confidence, guys…
Josh Shannon: Hunter and Tasha Guzman now owe me ten terras each.
Skye "Bucket" Tate likes this.
Nathaniel Taylor is now friends with Mira.
Jim Shannon: WHAT? I think I just choked and died…
Nathaniel Taylor: The way I see it—if she was stupid enough to friend me, who am I to say no?
Mira: That was a mistake! I meant to friend Lucas Taylor. You, on the other hand, will be deleted and blocked.
Nathaniel Taylor: I'll try to hide my disappointment, then.
Hunter: So who's up for a trip to the waterfall?
Josh Shannon, Skye "Bucket" Tate, and two others like this.
Josh Shannon, Skye "Bucket" Tate, and three others checked in to "The Waterfall."
Tommy Boylan to Josh Shannon: I do read my newsfeed. Thanks for letting me know that you were going to be out of work today…
Josh Shannon: Sorry, Boylan.
Tommy Boylan: You're lucky I like you, kid…
Nathaniel Taylor listed Lucas Taylor as his son.
Lucas Taylor: You're kidding, right?
Nathaniel Taylor: Had to try…
Nathaniel Taylor changed his relationship status to "Widowed."
Jim Shannon: I feel sad now.
Elisabeth Shannon: Agreed.
Elisabeth Shannon: I just pulled an enormous parasite from a patient. Off to meet Jim Shannon for lunch now!
Jim Shannon, Maddy Shannon, and two others like this.
Maddy Shannon: Barf.
Jim Shannon: Hopefully we'll talk about something else over lunch?
Skye "Bucket" Tate: Was Hunter involved?
Hunter: Cheap shot…
Mark Reynolds to Maddy Shannon: So, where should we go tonight?
Maddy Shannon likes this.
Maddy Shannon: The Eye?
Mark Reynolds: Sounds good. I'll pick you up at eight.
Jim Shannon: And bring her home by nine.
Maddy Shannon: FML…
Maddy Shannon checked in to "The Eye" with Mark Reynolds.
Mark Reynolds likes this.
Maddy Shannon to Mark Reynolds: What an amazing night!
Mark Reynolds likes this.
Mark Reynolds: Better than mud and climbing trees?
Maddy Shannon: Easily.
A/N: There. That's a chapter. If you guys like it I'll try to do more. Again, this was all the idea of the-stretch-beyond-spandex, not mine at all. But I hope you enjoyed it anyway. Please leave a review and, if reader response is good, I'll add more to it. Thanks, everyone!