A/N: So this actually happened on Disney Channel. On New Years Day, it aired a series of fan picked episodes that were dubbed the best of 2011. You could go online to vote in the various categories and one of the categories was Best Bromance, which Perry and Doof were actually nominated for. They didn't win, but I wondered what Perry and Doofenshmirtz's reaction would be to the news, so I wrote this little drabble. Enjoy.


"Oo! Oo! It's starting!" Dr. Doofenshmirtz sat on the floor, eyes glued to the T.V in anticipation.

Right at that moment, Perry sailed through the window, landing on his feet. He paused when he caught sight of the Doctor, who glared at him.

"Where have you been? You're late! They're getting ready to announce the winner!"

He calmly walked over and sat down, before grabbing a pawful of offered popcorn. A man appeared on the T.V.

"You waited, you voted! Now it's time to announce the winner for the category of Best Disney Channel Bromance!"

The Doctor winked at him. "We're a shoe-in Perry the Platypus."

"And the winner is…"

"Perry and Doofenshmirtz!" Perry shot the doctor a look. "What? I can't cheer for us? We're only the best candidate for Bro—"

"Zach and Cody Martin for The Suite Life Movie!"

Dr. Doofenshmirtz spat out the soda he'd been drinking. "What?" He jumped to his feet, pointing to the announcer on the screen while jumping up and down in a rage. "No no no! This can't be happening!" He glared at the television before turning to face his nemesis. "You mean to tell me that we lost to two twin boys? Them? Of all people?" He put his hands on his hips. "Oh look at us; we're just two charismatic twin boys…"

Perry reached over, grabbing the half eaten bag of popcorn and plunging a paw inside. He smiled in amusement as he took a bite; the Doctor's rant was entertaining to watch.

"I mean really, who do they think they are, stealing that award from us?" The Doctor sat back down. "I mean, what do they have that we don't?" Perry put a paw up to answer, but the Doctor ignored him. "Chemistry, that's what. They lack chemistry. I mean, we have tons of chemistry, right Perry the Platypus?"

The platypus gave his nemesis a weak smile in response.

"Exactly." Doofenshmirtz sighed. "I tell you Perry the Platypus, there is no justice in showbiz. No. Justice. At. All." He sighed again. "Guess it's back to the drawing board to prepare for next year."

The platypus held out the popcorn, patting his nemesis on the back.

"Thanks Perry the Platypus." The Doctor munched a few kernels before swallowing. "You think we're Bromance material right?"

Perry stared off into space as he munched on a kernel, considering. After a moment, he nodded.

Doofenshmirtz smiled, putting an arm around his nemesis. "Me too Perry the Platypus, me too."