Letters

I

June 12, 1977

Evans,

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Sincerely,

James

June 14, 1977

Evans,

Maybe that one didn't work. It was Sirius's idea, anyway. I have a better one. Can you empty your pockets? I think you just stole my heart.

The best pickup artist ever,

James

June 15, 1977

Evans,

Alright, I'll try again. Baby, you must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

The very handsome and clever,

James

June 15, 1977

Potter,

What do you want.

I don't like you,

Lily

June 15, 1977

Evans,

You, babe.

Your boyfriend,

James

June 16, 1977

Potter,

Well, that's too bad. Because for once in your life you're not going to get what you want.

Not your girlfriend,

Lily

June 16, 1977

Evans,

Aww, c'mon. Just give me a chance. You know you want to.

Your boyfriend,

James

June 17, 1977

Potter,

Fine. But only because I'm going to be bored and lonely until Mary comes over in a week.

Also, you seem unable to ready the English language—which I had suspected for a while—because I had clearly stated that I'm NOT your girlfriend, hence you're NOT my boyfriend. Maybe you can get your mummy to read that for you if it's too hard.

Yours untruly,

Lily

June 18, 1977

Evans,

You won't regret it. And no, I can read perfectly fine, I'm just waiting for you to come around and admit that I'm the hottest thing you've ever seen. It won't be long, just wait.

By the way, you looked really hot in those shorts this morning. The McDowell's oak tree has a sweet view.

So, how's your summer been?

Your boyfriend,

James

June 20, 1977

Potter,

Keep telling yourself that, Potter…keep telling yourself that.

What do you mean? The McDowell's tree? That's right across the street and

NEVER COME NEAR MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN. I CAN'T BELIVE YOU ARE SO IMMAUTRE THAT YOU WOULD STARE AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW WITH MUGGLE BINOCULARS.

Your VERY creeped out not–girlfriend,

Lily

P.S. Although it was hilarious when you fell on your arse.

AN: Well, that was fun. This story is going to be a very lighthearted humor, if you couldn't tell, although there will be a plot in here. It's going to be made up solely of letters between Lily and James, and maybe a few from the other marauders. You can expect it to be about 8-10 chapters. Put it on your alert list if you want to keep on reading! (I highly suggest you should:D ) Leave a review with any suggestions, as I am completely open to them.

Question of the Chapter (QotC): Favorite movie? Pretty lame, I know, but I'm writing this while watching 17 Again.

Thanks for reading!