Hello, everyone!

So as some of you know, this is the gift fic I talked about in Falling (chapter 12). This is dedicated to my beloved Yaoi Addict Anonymous, my Kiss a Ninja: Falling's 100th reviewer. It's a small fic. Three chapters at most, I'm planning.

I hope you like it, YAA! Muah!

Disclaimer: I own nothing and no one!

Warning: This is boy love (man on man action below, people)! Rated M for now. Don't like, don't read. You have been warned!

Chapter 1

The house was noisy as always when Naruto was staying over. The TV was cranked up higher than usual and he could hear his brother chatting amiably with their blond guest. While the two of them were taking a shower. At the same time.

Sasuke glowered down at his physics book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole, manipulative, devious brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously, or so often. It irked the younger Uchiha that Naruto, actually a couple of months younger than Sasuke, was best friends with Itachi, who was four years older than the both of them.

It didn't make sense. Although, Sasuke could see how someone as cheerful, generous and yet obstinate as Naruto could get on Itachi's good side. Naruto was loyal, a good friend. He should have been Sasuke's, except Sasuke hadn't even realized the blond existed until Itachi brought him over for dinner several months ago. They might have been in the same grade and in the same school, but Sasuke's crowd was completely different from Naruto's.

Naruto chose that moment to dash into his room, buck naked.

"Oh, shit! Sorry!" Naruto covered up his privates and sputtered while Sasuke stared, dumbstruck. "Itachi told me you were downstairs watching TV." He looked around, avoiding Sasuke's gaze. "Er…Just wanted to borrow some pants. Itachi took it into his head to wash mine."

Of course he did. At nine PM. On a Saturday. Sasuke gulped silently and looked back at his book, trying to see the words. Naruto sidled into his room and snatched a pair from a drawer. He apologized again and ran out, imprinting the sight of his bare ass into Sasuke's retinas.

The bastard knew.

The next weekend, Sasuke was invited out as usual by his friends. This insured that Itachi didn't flaunt Naruto's body somehow and slowly drive the younger Uchiha insane. He stayed out all night at the karaoke club. He didn't sing and he barely drank anything, but he was going to stick around as long as possible, if only to make sure both his brother and their guest were fast asleep by the time he got back.

He rarely stayed out late. Itachi accused him of being antisocial, and Sasuke agreed. Alas, the younger Uchiha enjoyed his solitude. He liked his friends, but he got sick of them if they stuck around him too long. He needed his space. But these days, he had to take drastic measured to keep from listening to wrestling matches (that involved a lot of grunting and groaning) and loud showers with sounds of wet skin and the sight of dripping limbs.

Itachi also accused him of homosexuality. It was completely true, or so Sasuke finally admitted after his first glimpse of Naruto naked.

That's right. He'd seen the blond in the buff on more occasions than he cared to remember, thanks to a certain sadistic brother. Realizing this, he broke up with Sakura. He'd only slept with her once anyway, and had hated it. Figures.

"Come on, Sasuke," Kiba called after him. "Aren't you going to break your own record and stick around a little longer?"

Sasuke was on his way out. He looked at the clock mounted on the wall and frowned. His latest time yet. It was nearly three in the morning, but at least this way he knew everyone at home was asleep. Itachi had work to get to (something about a late project that needed finishing that Saturday) and Naruto would sleep too, since he didn't stay up at their house on his own.

"Maybe next week," the Uchiha waved him off with a smirk. "See you guys," he called to no one in particular. He listened dimly to Karin and Hana moaning miserably at his departure before he closed the door behind him.

He parked his car in the garage and went directly to his room. With a great deal of relief, he noted that the house was almost too quiet. He closed his bedroom door and started undressing immediately. He was starving and he'd get a bite after he changed into something comfortable. He pulled on the drawstring pants Naruto had used the week before, pulled on a white undershirt and went down.

He froze at the kitchen door, at the sight of Naruto eating some kind of sandwich. Naruto looked at him with just as much shock. "Welcome home," he greeted with a nervous grin. That explain the house being too quiet; the absence of Naruto's snores.

"I thought you were asleep," Sasuke said with a hint of accusation. So Naruto was always uncomfortable around him. So what? Sure it galled him that the blond could be so completely at ease around psychotic Itachi, but that wasn't his problem.

"I was. I got hungry. Want some?" He tore his sandwich in half (smelled like smoked turkey) and offered him the unbitten piece.

Sasuke stared into the blue eyes he'd become so obsessed with, and then at the hunk of sandwich. He reached out and took it, against his better judgment. He never ate anything anybody else made, even sandwiches. In fact, Sasuke did all the cooking in the house. But this was different. Actually, Sasuke yearned for the half Naruto had already had a bite of. It was insane!

"Karoake?" Naruto asked with a mischievous grin.

Sasuke frowned at him. What was that look supposed to mean? "Yes."

"Just karaoke?"

"Yes," Sasuke repeated around his bite of sandwich. "What else would I be doing?"

"A guy like you? Sex."

Sasuke nearly choked on his sandwich, and glared at his guest. He coughed a couple of times before managing to ask: "A guy like me. That means what?"

Naruto grinned at him and leaned back in the kitchen stool. "You know. Popular. Hot. Popular."

"Hn...You think I'm hot," he said matter-of-factly, after swallowing. He put the rest of the sandwich down and watched Naruto flush.

"The entire school thinks you're hot," Naruto amended, grinning to cover his embarrassment. He shoved the last bit of sandwich into his mouth and chewed frantically. Sasuke watched him with heated eyes.

"I didn't realize you knew me before you met Itachi."

Naruto frowned and stared at the kitchen counter between them. "You're popular, of course I noticed you. We're in the same classes, for God's sake." Naruto sounded a little angry there and the Uchiha blinked.

"I didn't notice you."

Naruto gave him a cool look. "Yeah, I know. I should be more insulted, but I guess I'm lucky you know my name, even now."

"I know more than your name. I've seen you naked."

Naruto gaped is disbelief that this should be brought up. He quickly feigned a look of indifference. "That was an accident! Besides, everyone in the basketball team has seen me naked. No big deal."

Sasuke quirked a brow and repressed a smile. "That popular, are you?"

Naruto sputtered in horror. "In the gym shower, Teme!" He grabbed his forgotten glass of pineapple juice and gulped its contents down noisily. Sasuke chuckled, missing the blond's startled look.

Sasuke got up for some juice of his own, still smiling.

"So you weren't having sex," Naruto confirmed.

"No, I wasn't." The Uchiha sat back down and took a sip of his orange juice. He and Naruto stared at each other for a minute, and then Naruto frowned.

"Have you ever had sex?" he asked curiously.

"That's none of your business," Sasuke answered easily, taking another sip.

Naruto laughed a little and sat back. "Guys brag about this stuff, so I guess you're still a virgin."

Sasuke put his cup down and glared. "I'm not a virgin. Are you?"

Naruto's smile died and he frowned in return. "None of your business," he said evenly.

The Uchiha gave a single bark of laughter. "Guys brag about this stuff, so I guess you're still a virgin," he parroted back.

The two stared at each other for ten seconds and burst out laughing. Sasuke leaned back in his chair as his laughter died down. The dobe was as entertaining as he was sexy.

"Fine. I admit it," the blond said, panting slightly. "I'm a virgin. And proud of it!" he added, punching the air. Sasuke stopped mid-sip to stare at him dumbly.

"Girls follow you around like flies. How the hell are you still a virgin?" he demanded coolly.

Naruto sighed and crossed his arms behind his head. He looked at Sasuke through half-lidded eyes, making the other man's heart stutter. "They're just my friends, but I'm surprised you noticed that. Besides, it's not girls I'm interested in. And until I find the perfect guy for me, I'm staying just like this."

Sasuke stared at him, afraid his heart might have stopped at the admission. "You're gay," he stated obviously, a clear note of shock coloring his voice.

Naruto was looking at him casually, but Sasuke could tell he was gauging his reaction. His wet dream was gay, the Uchiha thought numbly. He didn't know whether to be furious or happy about this. Itachi was dying tomorrow, and that was that.

"Your brother didn't tell you?"

"No," Sasuke bit out, staring at his leftover sandwich like he wanted to stab it. "He doesn't do much beside torture me."

"He loves you, Teme," Naruto said laughingly. "He talks about you to me all the time."

His eyes shot up to meet the blond's, his narrowed suspiciously. "Is that right? And what has he been sharing with you?"

Naruto grinned and closed his eyes. "He talked about what a good cook you are. How you took over kitchen duties after your parents passed away, even though you were only ten. You love cats, hate bats, and think candy is disgusting if it isn't apple-flavored. You like being alone, but you only let in people who are closest to you, and only if you really like them. You almost never laugh, but when you do, it's a sign that whoever got it out of you is someone you really like. You act all aloof and distant, but you help people when they really need it, even if they aren't your friends. You never bully anyone and you don't like getting into fights. But you kick ass if you have to. You are so much stronger than you look, and a lot more vulnerable and sensitive than anyone can guess…" Naruto opened his eyes slowly and stared into stunned black ones.

"He…he said all that," Sasuke breathed, taken aback by the depth of feelings in the words.

"Some of it, yeah."

"Some?"

Naruto shrugged. "I saw you long before now, and I've gotten to know you better since Itachi and I became friends. I noticed a few things of my own."

Sasuke forced his breathing to remain even as he watched Naruto finish another sandwich. "I found out I was gay too, recently," he confessed, and was satisfied when Naruto dropped the sandwich to the floor.

"What?" the blond choked out, not even glancing at the fallen snack. "Did you just tell me you're gay?"

"So it seems." Sasuke watched Naruto blink and turn a funny shade of purple. "Are you all right?" he asked suspiciously. It looked like the idiot was going into shock.

"Uh, yeah, I'm fine. I just didn't see that coming. So I guess you've done it with at least one guy-"

"No. Just women," corrected the Uchiha coolly.

Naruto blinked once, eyes widening. "Oh…Then you're a backdoor virgin."

Sasuke's brows shot up. "Excuse me?"

"Er…you've never had a guy, er, in you," Naruto said with a blush.

Sasuke went quiet. He sure as hell hadn't, nor did he plan on it. But… "Are you a seme or an uke, Naruto?"

Naruto flinched and flushed even deeper. "Why?"

"Just humor me. Which are you?"

Naruto let out a harsh breath and crossed his arms in front of him in defense. "Uke, I guess. But I like the idea of switching roles every now and again."

"How do you know you're an uke?" he continued calmly, crossing his legs to cover his erection. Oh, God Almighty.

"I am absolutely not answering that," Naruto growled out, glaring intimidatingly, except for his ruddy cheeks.

"You've experimented," he guessed. "Don't look so mortified, it's good that you figured out what you like."

He got up when Naruto did, and watched the blond pick up the fallen sandwich and throw it in the garbage. Naruto refused to meet his eyes when he wished him a hasty goodnight. Sasuke watched him take the stairs two at a time and go into Itachi's room.

Repressing the urge to knock down the door and wrestle Naruto the hell out of his brother's bed (where he had actually seen him sleep a couple of times), he made his way to his own room across the hall. He got into his bathroom, locked the door and went to the sink. Pulling out a bottle of lube from a drawer to his right, he uncapped it and spilled a healthy amount into his hand. He rubbed that over his painfully hard cock, hissing at the cool jell.

He grabbed the small towel hanging to his left, wadded it up a bit and shoved it into his mouth. His brother had a habit of catching him while he masturbated, and no matter what the hour, Sasuke wasn't taking chances at being heard right now.

He pictured Naruto naked again, remembering the dimples above his ass, and how the gorgeous bastard was tanned everywhere. His moan was muffled by the towel, and he started jerking off slowly.

Uke. Naruto was an uke, he thought feverishly. He liked being taken. Would he like Sasuke there? Would he beg him for it? Would he let Sasuke prepare him or would he prep himself with his toys.

Yeah, Sasuke would bet anything Naruto had sex toys.

He groaned into the towel and picked up speed. He didn't bother touching his sensitive spots, he was close enough as it is. And then a vision of Naruto presenting his ass to him filled his head. Naruto would split his cheeks open, revealing a twitching, tanned bud wet with lube. Sasuke nearly fell to his knees, the orgasm that wracked him was so strong. His shout was thankfully muffled, and his seed hit the underside of the innocent sink almost silently.

Minutes later, his panting subsided, and his knees felt strong enough to support his weight. He stayed leaning over the sink, staring at his flushed reflection.

He wanted Naruto. But Naruto was his brother's best friend, and he had strict rules against messing with Itachi's friends. That rule applied to women at the time, but this was no different. Sasuke took out the towel from his mouth and threw it aside, his mind working furiously. He had no experience with men, but he was more than willing to learn on Naruto's delicious body.

His reflection disappeared as he closed his eyes in frustration. Never had he wanted anyone as much.

And there was nothing he could do about it.

To Be Continued…

Tada! Not my usual smuttiness (for now), but that's how it came out. Hope it was a good start, YAA! This should be 2 or 3 chapters long. Heheh. I tried to make it into a one-shot, but as I suspected, it needed more room. It wasn't even a very long chapter, was it? Next one will be longer, I promise (probably) XD

So please review! I adore the stuff. I live for it. Yum!