How Did This Happen?

Okay, so FYI, although the people in this story are real, their names are NOT real. As in, don't look them up. Their appearances and personalities are real, not their names. Unless they are pen names from FF. Or my dog. :P The location also is not real, so don't try going to my home.

I don't own KFP. Unfortunately.

My POV

I was sitting in front of my crystal ball, working on a spell that would bring my favorite TV shows to life. Although it sounds crazy, I am not, repeat NOT, insane. I am eccentric. So there.

I sighed. Nothing. I decided to try concentrating harder. I said the spell again, forcing all my energy into the ball. I stayed there a few more seconds, then looked around my room. NOTHING. Just as I was about to try again, my ball EXPLODED. Out ot nowhere! I sighed, deciding to ask my mom for another one... In the morning. I went into my room, with my sweet Shih Tzu puppy, Echo, following close behind. I changed into my purple night gown, and put Echo in his cage.

...

The next morning, I awoke to a flash. I figured it was nothing, and since it was six am, I decided to try and sleep some more. But then I heard voices. I was all ready to panic. I allowed my dog out of his cage, and slipped on my house shoes, the ones I was able to wear outside. I darted outside, ready to scream if I saw a murderer, or someone like that.

What I did see was WAY creepier.

There, on my front lawn, were the Furious Five, Dragon Warrior, and their master. Also known as the characters from KUNG FU PANDA.

After recovering from my shock, I decided it would be best if they knew I was responsible for their being here. Sure, Tigress would murder me, but I'd rather I died of a crazed tiger attack, rather than in my sleep. It seemed easier, knowing I wouldn't have to worry about my heart stopping or something in the middle of the night.

I sucked in a deep breath, and opened my mouth to speak.

"Um..." I wasn't sure what to say. Seriously, was I just supposed to go and blurt out, 'hey, sorry but I'm responsible for your guys being here, and there's no possible way for you to get back' I don't think so!

Thankfully, they noticed me.

"Er, hello. Who are you, and what is this place?" Viper asked, slithering a bit closer to the porch. I sighed.

"I'm Tanya. I know who you all are. This is America, more specifically, Florida. More specific than that, Miami" I said. They seemed shocked that they had somehow ended up in another country. Either that or the fact I knew who they were.

"Oh. Well... How did we get here?" Viper asked. I sighed again.

"It's actually... My fault" I said sadly. I explained about how I had tried to summon them, but instead of saying 'TV shows' I said 'alternate dimensions'. Because really, on what planet would someone from a TV show, KNOW they were on a TV show?

I could tell Tigress was getting riled up. When I mentioned there was no way they could get back, she pounced, only to be held back by Shifu.

"Tigress! This young lady was simply trying to train her powers! How would you feel if someone hurt YOU for training in kung fu?" he snapped. Tigress calmed down a bit, but I took a few steps back, to be safe.

"Thank you, Shifu. Now, if you all will just stay here for a bit, I'll be right back" I said. Everyone smiled and nodded. I went inside, and into my mom's room.

I sighed. She'd have to know sometime. Besides, the look on her face would be PRICELESS. I gently shook her awake.

"Huh? What is it, Tanya?" she muttered, still not fully awake.

"There's something you need to see" I said. She sighed.

"Can't you just tell me what it is?" she asked tiredly. She attempted to roll over, but I held her back.

"No, because you'll never believe me. You have to see for yourself" I explained. She sighed again, and sat up.

"This had better be worth it" she said as I led her to the door.

"It is" I assured her. I opened the door, and I was right. Her face was priceless. At first she didn't look tired anymore, and instead was shocked. She started blinking really fast, I guess to make the Kung Fu Panda characters go away or something.

"So I guess you finally managed to summon them, huh?" she said finally. I simply nodded. She sighed, stepping out onto the porch, but I stopped her.

"They don't know they're from a TV show, so don't blow this" I whispered. She nodded in reply. She turned back to the TV characters.

"Uh, hello, everyone" she said, getting their attention.

"Hello" they said in unison.

"Now, I'm sorry. But there is no room here for all of you. But if you want, you may go to Tanya's grandparent's home, if you wish" she explained. They nodded.

"Great! Oh by the way, this is my mom. Her name is Emma" I said.

"Now, if you all would follow me inside, I will call Tanya's grandparents, and see if they will give you shelter" my mom said.

She led them inside, and called my granny and grandaddy. She started talking to them.

"Hey... Oh, well, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind allowing some of our friends stay with you?... Oh great! So can you come get them right now?... Wonderful!" she said. I guess that meant they had agreed.

"Alright, everyone. Tanya's grandparents have agreed to give you some shelter, so... I suppose Tanya will have to go with you, to figure out a way to get you guys home" she said, as soon as she had hung up. Monkey smiled.

"Cool!" he said, looking at me dreamily. This made me uncomfortable for a reason. I'm a huge MonkeyxMantis supporter. But I didn't have the heart to tell them that, of course.

...

About an hour later, I had shown them how to work a microwave, a TV, and a video game console. These all worked out terribly in the end.

Monkey and Mantis tried to microwave hot wings in the package, and it ended up exploding in the microwave.

Po ended up watching Kung Fu Panda on my DVR, but I was quick on my feet and told them that I put my alternate dimension clips on the DVR of the TV.

Tigress and Viper were playing cow racing on my wii, and when Viper won, Tigress had a meltdown and threw the remote into the TV.

Finally, thank god, my grandparents made it to my house. I could tell they were shocked to see that fictional characters were our 'friends' but they quickly recovered.

"Hey, y'all!" I said, rushing to hug them. They quickly hugged me back.

"Hey, sweetie! Are you going to introduce us?" Granny asked. I nodded.

"Guys, this is my granny and grandaddy" I said, turning around. They all said hello and introduced themselves.

"Well, let's get going!" I said. Everyone nodded, and piled into Granny and Grandaddy's car. Of course, I got placed next to Monkey, and he would occasionally shoot me a flirty smile. I noticed, however, it was usually when Mantis was looking at him. Hmm...

Okay, before you ask, this story is not going to be all about MantisxMonkey, there will be some humor, some PoxTigress, and CranexViper.