Okay, this is just a little thing I wrote while eating breakfast. :D It's about the Love Car Displacement. I think it might sum up why Penny was being such a meanie in that episode. Also, I love Amy, I really do. As much as I want Penny and Sheldon to get together. I can't help but love Amy and Sheldon. sorry don't kill me!

Big Bang Theory isn't mine.

Hope you Enjoy!

I'm not a bitch. I just want to make that clear. I'm not mean to Amy, in fact, I'm actually quite nice to her. Look, I don't even like Amy, and it's not because she's weird, because you know, I'm really good with weird. It's just that...shit, I don't know. With her around, I don't really have a place in the group. At least I don't feel like I have a place in the group anymore. And maybe, also, it's because I'm a little jealous. It took months for me to make Sheldon even consider being friends. And then Amy comes along, and all of a sudden they're dating?

How fair is that? I've known him for four years, I've put up with him for four years! If anyone gets to date it him, it really should be me. I don't fight for guys, guys fight for me. I'm not used to this. So really, I'm actually the nicest person in the world for even putting up with her.

At first, I don't even agree with going out with Amy to that weekend thing. But then I listen to her carefully, it's not the vacation thing that got me hooked, it's the, I could spend the weekend with Sheldon at a resort thing. That's the bit that got me hooked.

But my mood plummets. He doesn't want me along, that much is obvious, and it's also really obvious that he doesn't even like me anymore. I think if I were to ask him now, he'd say we weren't even friends. So when Amy tells me that she had to put in a good word for me to be in the same car as them, I have to sit on my hand so I don't punch her in the face.

When I ask Amy if she and Sheldon are going to be sharing a room, it isn't because I want to know. Well, that's not true. I do want to know. But only because I want to make sure that they aren't. I want to see if I can somehow trick him into sharing a room with me instead. Relief floods through me when Sheldon explains why they won't share a room, I start to remember that they aren't actually going out. They aren't a real couple, I've still sort of got a chance. I somehow, not even care that Amy has to share a room with me.

The nights a disaster because I need to make myself feel wanted and so I think about sleeping with Leonard. Logically, I knew that I could have slept in Bernadette's when Amy got her night terrors. That is, if Amy were actually having night terrors. Instead, I crawl into bed with Leonard, I don't even know why. I curse myself when Sheldon leaves, and do what I always do.

I open my legs.

I thank my lucky stars that Raj came in when he did.

See? Even after all that, I'm not a bitch to her. I'm rather nice. It doesn't matter than I give her a dirty look with practically everything that she does, or that I make it blatantly obvious that I don't want her around.

It really doesn't make any sense at all. I'm the popular girl. The pretty one. I'm supposed to get the boys. But she tells me that she kissed him. And I say "shit." Well whatever, being pretty never got me anywhere anyways.

Thanks! I hope you looooooooooooooved it.