Me: Hey, hey, hey! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Readers: NOOOOOOOO!

Me: YEP! Due to my recent disapearence from fanfiction, you probably all though I died! Well you're not that lucky!

I read on a Wikipedia article that there's supposed to be 3 How To Train Your Dragon movies, and so I thought, 'What about the years after?' Well, this is my take on that. It's called How To Be A Pirate, and not to be confused with the sequel to the first movie, but like a spin-off almost. I only own the little kids and their dragon's names, (you'll figure out what I mean soon...*Evil Laugh*) NOT the dragon's species.

Disclaimer: I do not own HTTYD (Obviously!) or the names mentioned in the movie and the short film(s). It all belongs to Dreamworks and Cressida Cowell.

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Chapter One

The Beginning

A distant roar awoke me from my deep slumber. I turned in bed and pulled the sheets over my head in a pathetic attempt to block the noise and heated light of the sun's light through a the window in the corner of my room. Another roar, this time from the roof, shook one side of the house. Much like the way my father's dragon does. I blame him for my dragon's rude behavior.

I groaned and got out of bed slowly, glancing at the bed nect to mine. My lazy brother was still sleeping, snoring like a Gronkle, might I add, through the noise and consant shaking. A raid couldn't wake him up.

I crossed the room to the small balcony like window in the corner. It was rectangle shaped, and had big windows that opened out with a small push. This was a place where I could look out at the entire village but know they could only see me too if they look directly at my window. I know, kinda shallow thought, but I like my privacy, a trait, as my father sarcastically remarks, that I recieved from my private, but beautiful mother.

I gently unlatched the window and pushed it out. I took a deep breath of the chilly, crisp, and clear air. The way it touched my lungs and slighty stung my throat. Hearing more of the scraping of inch-long talons against roof shingles made me look up at the roof. My purple Skrill was on top of it, scratching away, obnoxiously.

"Glimmer, cut it out, girl! You're gonna wake up my parents!" I called up to her in a half-whisper half-yell.

As if called, my father entered the room with his lopsided grin, which I enhereted from him.

"I'm already up." he said sarcastically, rubbing his eyes.

I winced slightly with embarrasement, this happens all the time. "Sorry, dad."

"It's okay, Toothless woke me up earlier, as usual." he said with a sigh. He was always woken up at the crack of dawn, by an equally, if not more, load and annoying pounding on the opposite side of the house, right above my parent's room by his Night Fury, Toothless. Once my dad came back home from their morning flight, he could never get back to sleep. He usually feeds the dragons, and by then, he has about 10 minutes to spend before my mother gets up. My dragon is more gracious, in that way. She never likes to fly before she has something to eat.

Another round of pounding from Glimmer, and a groan from me, caused my father to chuckle.

"I blame you for her behavior." I sarcastically remarked, while crossing the room to embrace him in a warm hug.

"Yeah, that's what your mother says to me about you." he smirked as he returned the hug and the sarcasm, also something I got from him. Another round of scratching.

"I'd better go, before she decides to set the fence on fire again." I said as I realeased my dad and headed for the door. He kissed my forehead and walked over toward my brother's bed, about to attempt the impossible, wake him up, get him out of bed, and start his day.

"Bye, dad!" I called as I left the room.

"Have fun, Less!" he called back.

"Good luck!" I said under my breath as I went out the front door and into the morning air.

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Well, that's chapter one! Wow, took me three hours and a lot of TV Shows to finish, but I did it! I need some suggestions to Less's brother's name, so if you wanna help me out, I'd be really greatful! Let me know what you think! See ya later!