AN: This was something I randomly wrote at school out of pure boredom. This one is one of my first stories, so I'm still thinking baby steps. Anyway I original wanted these to be comics, but sadly I can't draw to save my life. So I hope you like it, enjoy . P.S expect OOC!

Disclaimer: I own nothing; if I did I think I would bring Ezio to school with me every day.

How to Ruin a Throwing Knife Lesson

One day Altair was forced to train Desmond how to throw a knife, however Desmond was sucking at it. Ezio, seeing this decide to come help. During the training Ezio kept on interrupting Altair, saying how he would throw it.

"Shut up! Let me teach! I'm the master for a reason!" shouted the annoyed Altair.

"But I'm a master too."

"No!" Altair aimed his throwing knife at Ezio.

"Hey easy! Look! You're upsetting Desmond."

"I hate it when you two fight," said Desmond while he was huddled on the ground. Then Ezio walked up to Altair with arms out.

"Ancestor hug?" Altair made a disgusted sound but went for the hug, but then,

"Big jellyfish!" And Ezio wiggled his arms while backing away before Altair could hug him. Then Altair threw a knife at him.

The End

Stuck in an Elevator

One day Altair went with Desmond to the mall, because Desmond had to buy a new hoodie, and Altair went because he wanted to get away from Ezio. However Ezio was at the mall buying arrows for his crossbow when he saw them about to go in an elevator. Ezio, who like to be a part of everything, ran over to them and joined them in the elevator.

"Why! Why are you here!" shouted Altair.

"I was shopping so I had a reason," Ezio stuck out his tongue. Altair's eye twitched and threw a throwing knife at Ezio. But Ezio ducked and the knife hit the buttons on the elevator pad. The elevator came to a complete halt.

"What's happening? I'm scared," Desmond said while putting his arms around Altair.

"Desmond relax, Altair just broke the elevator." Ezio calmly said as he patted Desmond's head.

"Like that time Altair broke Leonardo's paint brush?"

"Yeah, but don't worry we'll get out. Let's do something to pass the time guys!"

Desmond then got really happy and started singing Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 to pass the time. Ezio started to dance along to the song, while Altair was getting a headache.

"Come on Altair lighten up," Altair glared at Ezio, but Altair (to make Desmond happy) wiggled his finger to the music. An hour later they were freed thanks to a firefighter and crowbar.

The End

Swimming!

On a boring day Ezio started feeling very hot, so there was only one way to cool off. Swimming in the waters if Venice. So he called Desmond, who called Altair.

"I'm not going!" Altair told Desmond.

"But it's fun."

"Hell no! Why do I want to swim in water people might have pooped in!"

"…. It's fun."

"Uh huh any other reasons? I bet Ezio is going," silence was on Desmond's end.

"He is! I'm not going."

"No please go!" If you don't go who will help me cross the street?"

"Desmond you know how to cross the street. Remember? You learned how to do that in the animus last week."

"Yeah but school buses still scare me." Altair sighed and sadly agreed.

~~~~~~An Hour Later~~~~~~~

"I knew it! You can't swim!" Ezio pointed and laughed at the red faced Altair.

"I can swim, I just choose not to." Altair eye the water, gulping at the deepness. Suddenly from behind Ezio pushed him Altair into the water.

"Help I'm drowning! I'm dying."

Altair flailed his arms wildly. Ezio swum next to him and splashed his face.

"Relax. See your fine. You're only slightly drowning."

"You're an asshole. You know what, I'm getting out. Desmond, come!" Desmond swum over and pulled Altair by the arm and helped him out. So while Desmond and Ezio swum in the water, Altair was sweating and getting a sun burn.

The End

Riding on a Pig

Altair had better things to do that day but he to babysit Desmond and Ezio at the Villa. Ezio was bored and needed something to do. Finally he found a pig walking by the Villa. He got on the pig (who he named Hector) and started to ride on its back. Desmond seeing Ezio on the pig wanted a turn but Ezio wouldn't share. Desmond complained to Altair, and Altair said," be a man!" This only made Desmond cry, Ezio happy, and Altair annoyed.

"Riding on a pig, baby Ezio!"

The End (no seriously, until next time )

In case anyone is wondering the whole riding on a pig idea come from a video I saw on Youtube called Baby Monkey Going Backwards on a Pig, and the video is made by Parry Gripp.