AN: Obviously I'm still not JKR. Maybe if I was, I would be able to write stuff that is longer than 3 chapters.

I am also not Adele so the line that contains her lyrics aren't mine.

On with the story

Operation Mind Fuck was going extremely well. Every day, Draco would do his best to ignore Astoria, who he had taken to calling Greengrass (something that annoyed her to no end). Hermione would try to seduce Theo when she knew that Astoria had come around.

It was exactly 11 days after Hermione's discovery that Astoria finally snapped.

"Why in the hell are you being so rude all the Merlin damned time Draco? What has got your wand in a knot?"

"I don't know what you are talking about Greengrass; I am merely treating you as you will be treated once we marry. Get used to it," he replied as he turned his back on her.

"NO! I WILL NOT GET USED TO IT DRACO MALFOY. I AM LEAVING. I've had enough of you," she said as she made her dramatic exit.

"Such a drama queen." Draco muttered under his breath as she slammed the door. Draco quickly took out his muggle mobile phone and dialled Hermione's number. As the phone dialled and he waited for her to answer, he thought about how close the two had become. With the new clothes she kept buying to seduce Theo, he needed to have a cold shower after every visit.

"Hey Hermione… Yeah everything is fine. Astoria just left, care to come over?... Great I'll see you shortly. "

Just as he replaced his phone into his pocket, he heard Sadie call for him that missus Hermione is here.

"Ahh Granger, you're here. Astoria just walked out on me. Apparently she's had enough," he couldn't help chuckle at that.

"Oh Merlin about time too. If I have to keep buying shorts like this I might as well just make denim underwear."

"No need to be self-conscious Granger, you have great legs. And a fairly nice bum. And Great Merlin do your boobs look good today."

"My eyes are up here Draco. Draco what are you doing?" she stuttered as he steadily got closer and closer.

"I'm officially single now, I can do what I want to" he said as he stalked closer to her. Watching the battle going on in that giant brain of hers.

"Stop thinking Granger, just give in to what you know will happen."

And with that he kissed her. Slowly and tentatively at first, testing if she would push him off. When she didn't and slowly reciprocated his kiss he took that as an invitation to deepen the kiss and encircle his arms around her waist. Absentmindedly noting how much better she felt than Astoria. Her lips were warm and intoxicating compared to Astoria's cold, thin lips. This was great.

As they broke apart for air they both let their matching grins take over their faces.

"Well Draco, I think it's about time I went home and busted their shag-fest, don't you?"

All Draco could do was nod and watch as Hermione left as he tried to control his breathing and his excited body. Cold shower time.

Hermione could hear the moans from here. Honestly have they never heard of Silencing Charms?

She walked into the living room to find Astoria bent over the couch with Theo pounding into her from behind. She faked an appalled expression as she gasped.

"What on earth do you think you're doing Theo? Is this why you won't touch me anymore?" She tried to bring fake tears to her eyes but the dear-in-headlights look they were both sporting was far too funny and she burst out laughing instead.

"Oh Theo dear, your face! Priceless, just priceless."

She paused here to let the couple come up with a comeback but they could do nothing but stare.

"Oh you thought you didn't know? How naïve." When they still didn't respond, Hermione just let them get over the shock. Finally Astoria found her voice.

"P-please Granger. Don't tell Draco. He will never take me back after this. Please" at the last word, she broke down in tears.

Theo paled as he realised that he would have to deal with his best friend sooner or later.

"Please Hermione. Don't tell Draco. Even if you want to break up, don't tell him. He'll kill me. Please."

"Oh, but didn't you know? Rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for."

And with that, she walked out of the flat and went straight to the Manor to finish what she and Draco had started earlier.