Epilogue part two

Q/What were they doing in the park.

A/ It's all Leonard's fault.

Raj smiled to himself as Howard walked into the bar. He was sure Leonard would be close behind. As Howard walked up to the bar, Raj looked over to the door, "Where's Leonard?"

Howard waited till he had a drink in his hand before answering, "Not sure yet how to answer that?" Howard took a moment he had an almost pained expression on his face before suddenly snapping his fingers, "Yeah you know at school when you were in the classroom alone and you wondered how it would feel to put your penis in the pencil sharpener."

Now it was Raj turn to have a pained expression on his face, "My God no!"

"Well as we speak Leonard's looking for someone to turn the handle."

Raj looked at Howard, still trying to clear the picture from his brain, "A simple, 'he's upset would have done."

Of course 15 minutes later, Leonard walked into the bar. Howard had the good sense not to ask and Raj by then was too drunk to care what had happened.

They were all hammered as they left the bar, with Howard having to almost carry Raj. Leonard was still too busy bitching about how he'd been betrayed to worry about his friends. It was Leonard's idea to take a short-cut through the park. Half way across the park Raj had gone off to take a leak or throw up? It was then that Leonard saw the two young women sitting on the park bench, "Howard, Howard look women!"

Of course Howard's built in pervert senses then kicked in, so it was goodbye common sense hello Mr Hood-dog. Howard approached the two women asking in faultless Russian, "Where have you been all my life," or something very close to that.

Unbeknownst to the two Romeo's the women were part of a Pasadena Police undercover operation that night.

They were after Eastern European drug runners, who as it happened spoke Russian! Raj chose this moment as his two friends were being pinned to the ground by Pasadena's finest to come out of the bushes.

So Howard was in a state of shock and could not speck apart from in Russian which was so not helping any, Leonard had passed out and it seems Raj cannot talk in front of women or Policemen who are shouting at him.

All three were dragged back to the station. Where half of the policemen wanted to kick the crap out of them for spoiling their night, and the other half couldn't stop laughing.

The Police soon realized they were not the Russian mob due to as the sergeant later told Sheldon, 'they're too stupid to be the mob, plus drug runners don't often pee their pants.

It was Sheldon who decided not to tell Penny the details. Not in any way to save their faces, but he felt it distasteful for a lady to hear such things.