Owner's Guide and Manual: Ronald Knox

Congratulations! You are now the owner of a RONALD KNOX unit! In order to properly take care of your lawnmower-riding Shinigami, we HIGHLY URGE you read the following in order to avoid unfortunate accidents with lawnmowers.

Your party-loving Shinigami comes with:

1) Two work suits

2)Two pairs of white Oxford shoes

Two black dress pants

4) One lawnmower death scythe labeled "Death Scythe"

5) One silver wristwatch

6) One pair of simple, black framed, pentagonal glasses

We are not responsible for any damage, physical or mental, or lawsuits that may be caused by this unit.

In order to remove your Ronald unit:

1) Get a WILLIAM T. SPEARS unit and tell him that the crated unit is slacking off or flirting with the receptionists again. William will then threaten the box with overtime. Ronald will then spring out of the box begging for no overtime, saying that he has parties and dates to go to.

2) Say that the receptionist wants to go out with him.

Ronnie comes in several modes:

Normal: Ronald is generally an energetic, childish, nice unit, but will sometimes flirt with you (if you are a girl.)

OOC: (Out of Character) Ugh. Basically, Ronald will act somewhat like Grell. He will laugh maniacally, go after men, and in extreme cases, go on a homicide streak.

Boyfriend: Self-explanatory

Jobs:

Shinigami: Soul reaper, blah blah blah, you know what I'm talking about. If a WILLIAM T. SPEARS or a GRELL SUTCLIFF unit is also present, they may disappear together to reap souls.

Historian: He's immortal. Young, but immortal. Even if he's one of the youngest Shinigami in Dispatch, he's still been around since at least before the Victorian Era.

Lawn Service: Ronald DOES have a Death Scythe that is a lawnmower. He can mow your lawn for a price. Just prepare yourself for sometimes a rushed job or cut corners, possibly in a rush for a date. He can do a decent job though, if you force him to slow down and make sure he doesn't skimp his job.

Drinking Partner: Ronald loves to go drinking and will gladly participate in going to bars. He doesn't get drunk easily, but his actions are to be watched when he is.

Food: Eats pretty much everything.

Cleaning: He may ask you to join him...but you should decline. He will do perfectly fine on his own.

FAQs:

Q: He's in OOC mode.

A: All I can say is 'good luck'. If you can, (which you probably can't) capture him and put him in a continual shower of freezing cold water. He'll return to normal in about ten minutes.

Q: He's been gone for two days.

A: He either
A) Slept at a date's house
B) Is recovering from a hangover
C) Collecting souls

Q: I got an identical guy, except he has completely blond hair, a bomber jacket, keeps eating hamburgers, and seems to laugh and say "I'm the hero!" a lot.

A: Oops. It seems like we accidentally sent you an ALFRED F. JONES unit from Hetalia instead! You can keep the burger freak, or you can send him back to us and we'll actually send the RONALD KNOX unit. Our employees sometimes get them mixed up because they're so alike.