Author Commentary: I have not noticed any Chronicles of Vladimir Tod mpreg stories, so I have decided to make one myself. Please enjoy. (This will become very serious as I go along).

Rating: T

Warnings: Mpreg, yaoi/shonen-ai

Disclaimer: I do not own The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod.

Fourteen year old Vlad shot daggers at his best friend/boyfriend, Henry. "You idiot! You impregnated me!"

"What does 'impregnated' mean, Vladdie?" Henry asked, his question sounding incredibly genuine.

Vlad sighed angrily. "YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!"

Henry's face brightened. He wore the stupidest smile on his face. "I'm gonna be a daddy?"

"Yes!" Vladimir hissed.

"Yay!" Henry cried, leaping out of his seat. "Vladdie, let's make out now!"

Vlad took a step back. "Henry, no! I'm mad at you! Why would we -"

Henry pounced on his boyfriend, knocking him onto the sofa. "Let the hot making out ensue!