Romano: GODDAMMIT, DON'T PUT ME INTO THIS!

Eugene: O.O''' No offence to all the Romano-fans here but for some reason, his swearing scares me… TT^TT Ok, so I'm writing another multiple haiku one-shot, for ShotaGasm (for the haiku part.. again; yeah, I'm in a poetic muse today) and for amerique (that dude did an awesome Harry Potter/Hetalia crossover featuring England and China during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) I hope you two don't mind SpainXRomano (the Romano part is for amerique)! And yet again, I'm still not used to yaoi (in general.. I'm getting used to the ones in Hetalia though) and swearing, even in writing (it's true; you know how most grown-ups, teens, and even a couple of kids swear? For some reason, my parents forbid me to swear, even saying stuff that they normally say but sounded offensive.) so this may be a little tricky. ONWARD WITH THE SPAINXROMANO MUTIPLE HAIKU! I HATE HIM BUT HE LOVES ME (if you read my other one, "Clothing Switch", remember that this is like a rap)!

Romano:

Why are you stalking

me lately? You remind me

of a vampire. -_-

Spain:

What? But it's not me. o.o

Maybe France was watching you

in your sleep?

Romano:

Haha. But you've been

persuading me to stay at

your house lately? Why?

Spain:

Because without you,

I would feel very lonely.

I like being with you.

Romano:

Every time I do,

you would try to turn me on,

leaving me so dry.

Spain:

Aw~ but that's because

I want you to feel passion

straight from me to you.

Romano:

FUCKING PERVERT! It's

freakin' embarrassing… stop

it or else you die. *walks away*

Spain:

So~ he did not know

that I was trying to tell

him that I love him… *following up devious scheme*

Romano:

*walking at random street* Goddammit, it's hard.

How come Spain fucking wants me?

It's not like I- mmph! *interrupted by certain someone kissing him*

Conclusion: ….let's just say that Spain never gives up when it comes to Romano. He never does.. -.-