Pocky: Hello and welcome to the very first chapter of Vampire Knight Questions and Answers! I would like to give a very special thanks to Esmeralda Kitty Cat for being my first reviewer ever and Girl who posess sporks for being my second. I have a very special gift for you two ;)
Aido: Well that didn't sound creepy or anything.
Pocky: Shut up. Anyway, first question from Esmeralda Kitty Cat! "Zero, are you secretly gay and in love with kaname? I mean...you two would make a hot couple XD"
Zero: Why am I here?
Pocky: Well, you see Zero-darling, your parents-
Zero: Just..stop talking.
Pocky: Answer the question.
Zero: *reads question* OF COURSE NOT. I HATE KUR-
Pocky: Be polite.
Zero: *sweat drops* Thank you for saying we would be a hot couple.
Pocky: I agree. And as a gift to her, I have arranged something...
Aido: Again, creepy.
Pocky: *ignores* KANAME, GET CHO ASS OUT HERE.
Kaname walks out.
Pocky: Hehe...I feel powerful.
Kaname: What?
Pocky: Kiss Zero.
Kaname: No.
Pocky: *smashes Kaname's and Zero's faces together making them (somewhat?) kiss* Heh, hope you liked that Esmeralda.
Kaname: ...
Zero:!
Pocky: Zero-chan, use your words to express how you feel.
Zero: I feel sad.
Pocky: Thank you for sharing. Okay, second question. "Kaname, why do you hate Aido?"
Aido: KANAME-SAMA DOES NOT HATE ME!
Pocky: Nobody asked you.
Aido: :(
Kaname: Well, you see, he is very complex while trying to contribute to-
Pocky: Your confusing the hell out of me. What he is saying that he is a very hate-able person.
Kaname: Yes.
Aido: :(
Pocky: Next questions is for...Yuki. Ew 3 "Yuki, I think your a cool girl but will you ever get over kaname and fall in love with someone else, you do know he's your brother right? (or better yet anstertor)". I know right? It's likeEdward and Bella to a whole new (incest) level.
Yuki: I love onee-chan. I will only ever love-
Pocky: Shut up.
Yuki: :(
Kaname: *glares*
Pocky: Next one is for Kaien! Yay! "Kaien, I love you, your are you secretly gay?"
Zero and Aido: Secretly?
Yuki: What does gay mean?
Pocky: Yuki... You disappoint me.
Yuki: :(
Kaien:Thank you, I love you too! And yes, yes I am. But my heart will only ever exist for Juri.
Kaname: ...
Yuki: ...
Zero: That's their mom...
Aido: awkward...
Pocky:Ichiru come out here!
Zero: wait, what?
Ichiru: Hey.
Pocky: KYAH KYAH
Aido: ...
Kaname: ...
Yuki: I don't understand.
Kaien: How cute!
Pocky: Hello, sexy-er Zero look a like.
Ichiru: Why hello! 3
Pocky: I love you.
Ichiru: Thanks.
Pocky: Next question is for you! " Out of all the Vampire knight characters,you are my favorite, just wanted you to know. But I just wanna ask you this?...Ichiru...why? Why do you have to be like that to zero? You Know you love him!"
Ichiru: Thank You.
Zero: I feel unloved.
Pocky: You should. Your parents hate you. Hence the name Zero?
Zero: Gasp.
Ichiru: Anyway...Of course I love my onee-chan. I'm just teasing him. Plus he likes that weird rat looking creature, so sometimes I feel the need to be like that.
Pocky: Yuki?
Ichiru: Do not give the creature a name.
Pocky:Ichiru is one of my favorite. Characters too. I also like Rido.
Rido: Why thank yo- OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
Pocky: That is your niece, Yuki.
Rido: Eww...
Yuki: :(
Pocky:Next question is from girl who posses sporks. "Aido can I have a hug?"
Aido: Of course! *hugs*
Pocky: " Are you gay for Kaname?"
Aido: What...What a rude question!
Pocky: " Your probably really mad now so prove to me your not gay by going out with me this Friday."
Aido: Of course not!
Pocky: *smacks* SHE IS A REVIEWER, DO WHAT SHE WANTS.
Aido:Okay... I'll pick you up at 7...
Pocky: Well thats it for the chapter! Send in more questions and dares and you'll get...umm...Ichiru.
Ichiru: Oh.
Just so you know, I have nothing against gays. I don't want anyone to get offended. Anyway, send in more questions or dares please! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as possible! Feel free to send in questions for any characters!