Hey everyone! So, I've decided to do one of these episode parodies every week –or every new episode- because they're superfun to write :P Hope you like 'em!

Escape From Avacado-

The Escape From Kavado parody! =D

"Great hope can come from Avacados."

A people enslaved! To locate the abducted colonists of a peace-loving world, the Jedi played dress up and impersonate, only to get arrested for being too weird in public by zygeria's ambitious queen, who wants to rebuild her empire of slaves! Now, even Obi-Wan Kenobi is starting to get bored of being in a fiery red place with nothing to do….

The friendly mouse-dog on his spinning floaty chair of fun floated up to Obi-Wan and Rex, who had been reduced to shoveling dirt into train cars in their boredom.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi." He said, stating the very obvious.

Obi-Wan stared blankly at him, shovel in hand. "Yeah?"

"Once a Jedi Master, now a Jedi slave! PITIFUL HAHAHAHAH! YOU WILL SOON DIE!" the mouse guy said hysterically, than floated slowly away on his floaty chair.

"He looks so chubby and friendly," Obi-Wan mused absentmindedly to Rex, throwing some dirt into the train. "He should be more cheerful, because he just looks so FRIENDLY, you know what I mean, Rex ol' boy?"

Rex grunted assent, and told Obi-Wan to stop calling him Rex ol' boy.

Meanwhile, there were some people turning a wheel.

One guy wasn't looking at his dirt, so one of the funny mousie's henchmen hit him with an orange glowstick.

Don't ask, I don't know, okay?

"Everything about this place smells of fried chicken. It has already begun to affect my poor nose." Obi-Wan muttered. A henchman hit him with a glowstick.

"Ow." Obi-Wan said dully.

"SPEECH IS FORBIDDEN!" The guy yelled "PUNISH PUNISH PUNISH!" He whacked the togruta next to Obi-Wan with his glowstick.

"HEY STOP IT WAS MY NOSE THAT SMELLED THE STENCH OF CHICKEN! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HECK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SO TAKE THAT HAH!" Obi-Wan shouted. Boredom made him blow up at pretty much everything.

The henchman's assistant blew up a helium balloon, rubbed furry hair against it, and touched Obi-Wan.

"OW OWIE OWWWWW OW OW OWWWWWW YOU SHOCKED ME!" Obi-Wan yelled, crying hysterically.

"Haha, you aren't the boss of me!" The mouse henchman said smugly, and hit everyone with his glowstick one more time, just for good measure.

"WAIT DON'T GO DON'T GOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO PLAY MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU!" Obi-Wan shouted after him.

The guy spun around.

"What?"

"Yeah, make believe! That's a game where you-"

"I KNOW what make believe is." The zygerian snapped.

"Then can we play it?" Obi-Wan asked hopefully.

"No." The guy turned around and started to walk away.

"How about a board game! Maybe Charades for Kids! Or War! Or Clue!" Obi-Wan called after him. The man rolled his eyes, and kept walking, ignoring Obi-Wan's pleas.

"Rex, I'm bored." Obi-Wan sighed, shoveling some dirt into his train. "The only thing to do around is shovel stupid dirt into trains! Why are we even doing this? UGH!" He banged his shovel on the metal train, and it made a nice banging sound.

"I know you're bored, sir. You say that every five seconds." Rex said exasperatedly. "Why don't you play the Quiet Game with me. That's where we both be quiet for as long as we can! Doesn't that sound like fun, sir?"

"Yes, it does." Obi-Wan mused.

Unfortunately for him, the Quiet Game proved to be almost as boring as shoveling dirt into train cars. But at least Rex was happy.

MEANWHILE, IN DOOKU'S SOLAR SAILER…

"Long have empires been built on the backs of slaves." The shimmering Lord Sidious explained to his apprentice, Count Dooku.

Dooku gasped.

"You mean, they BUILT BUILDINGS with people UNDERNEATH?" The Sith Apprentice asked, shocked.

Sidious facepalmed.

"No, my apprentice. That was a figure of speech. Anyways, to carry on this tradition, we will require millions."

"Millions of what, my master?" Dooku asked, bored.

"SLAVES! Millions of SLAVES! Weren't you listening to me, Dooku?"

"Yes, my master." Dooku lied. He was actually staring at the screen of his holomovie player, which was directly behind Sidious' hologram.

"No, you aren't." Sidious pouted.

"Am too, my master."

"Are not."

"Am too."

"Are not."

"Am too."

"Are NOT."

"Am TOO."

"Fine, whatever, my apprentice. If she fails to see the error of her ways, end her rule." Sidious said.

"Who's ru- I mean, okay, yes my master." Dooku agreed, barely even looking at Sidious.

"Fine." Sidious said.

"Fine." Dooku retorted.

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"FINE."

"FINE."

Dooku hung up before his master could get the last word.

Meanwhile, at the palace…

"Have you considered my offer, Skywalker?" The Zygerian Queen asked Anakin, who frankly couldn't care less what she was saying. "If you vow loyalty to me, I will free your friends."

"LALALLA I'M NOT LISTENING, I CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU!" Anakin shouted.

"Hmm. Curious. I thought the Jedi were selfless, placing the needs of others before their own."

"LA LA LALA LA I'M BORED I'M BORED I'M REALLY REALLY BORED!" Anakin covered his ears and stuck out his tongue.

The Queen's chief advisor, whose name escapes me, approached her majesty and bowed.

"My Queen, Count Dooku will be paying you a visit." He said sinisterly.

The Queen waved her hand at him.

"Okay, great, bake a cake." She said.

"So, even some people get to boss YOU around! And by the way, did you know that I'm bored?" Anakin shouted in her face.

"What? No, he doesn't boss me around, he's my best friend."

Anakin gasped, taken aback.

"NO! Sidious is Dooku's best friend. EVERYONE knows that, OOH PILLAR!" He yelled excitedly, pointing at a pillar in exuberant joy.

"Yeah, well PERHAPS YOU SHOULD NOT ATTEND THIS MEETING!" The Queen yelled at him.

"Okay, fine." Anakin agreed. "LOOK LOOK A PILLIAR YOUR MAJESTY! JUST LOOK AT THAT PILLAR! And I'm bored."

"Don't run away." She warned him, ignoring his previous statement.

Anakin shoved his saber in her face.

"I NEVER RUN AWAY FROM SPIDERS AND BUGS AND TREES AND OBI-WAN WHEN HE'S MAD AND ESPECIALLY NOT SCARY QUEENS THAT ARE HITTING ON ME!"

He put the lightsaber in her hand and folded his arms across his chest, and the Queen sauntered off.

Once she was gone, Anakin wasted no time at all in jumping off the balcony. The two guards that the queen had left with him jumped off the balcony, too. The thing is… Anakin is a Jedi. They aren't Jedi. Anakin can jump off balconies safely. They… can't. You get the gist.

Anakin jumped back on the balcony, and snickered at Artoo, who he just noticed was there.

"Hi, artoo."

"Beep." Said Artoo.

"You know where Ahsoka is? 'Cuz I almost forgot about— LATTICE!" Anakin shouted, pointing at a nearby lattice. He shook his head.

"Uh, yeah. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Ahsok— OHH LATTICE!" He yelled again, pointing at another lattice. There were quite a few lattices on the balcony.

Artoo let out an exasperated beep, and started pushing Anakin in the direction of his Padawan.

Meanwhile, in the throne room…

"OOH COUNT! MY BEST FRIEND!" The Queen squealed, as Dooku walked in.

"I'm not your best friend." Dooku grumbled.

"Yes you are."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."

"No I'm not."

"YES YOU ARE!"

"NO I'M NOT AND YOUR OTHER FRIEND OVER THERE ON YOUR RIGHT TOTALLY BETRAYED YOU!" Dooku yelled, trying to change the subject.

The Queen looked to her right, but there was no-one there.

"Your OTHER right." Dooku corrected.

And there he was.

"Grr." Said the advisor.

"Yep. That one. He's concerned over how attached you've become to Skywalker."

"Awww, he's concerned? That's so sweet!" She said happily.

"No, the other kind of concerned." Dooku said exasperatedly. "Like, the BAD SINISTER kind."

"Oh. Well, Skywalker is a symbol of… what is he a symbol of? I can't remember. He's really hot."

Dooku rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, well your power over him is an illusion. You forget, I was once a Jedi too, whatever that has to do with anything. And besides, he's too ADD to actually be controlled, and you're blind if you don't see it."

"But he's hot." The Queen protested. "And you have little in common with him. You AREN'T hot, for one. Here, have a cocktail."

Dooku took a cocktail, and tried to remember what he was doing here.

"Now, hear my plan of brilliance." The queen said persuasively.

"Fine." Dooku sat down and sighed. This was probably going to be boring. He wished that he had been paying better attention to Sidious now.

"Right now, in my Avocado, Obi-Wan Kenobi is in despair."

"That was a nice story." Dooku said disinterestedly, glad that it was over. He started to get up.

"I'm not done." The Queen snapped.

Dooku sighed, and sat back down.

"Kenobi is coming to realize, perhaps for the first time in his life, that his efforts to help others will only injure them."

She started doing that cool trick where you can make interesting sounds with your wine glass. Dooku didn't see what on earth doing this had to with her story, which didn't even make sense –a story about a depressed guy in an avocado? Really?- but he didn't say anything. He just fell asleep on the floor.

"EW EW EW EW EWW REX WHY ARE WE EATING BLOCKS?" Obi-Wan complained, shoving the thing that was supposedly dinner in his mouth.

Rex shrugged.

"No complaining." A henchman said, whacking him on the shoulder with a glowstick.

Obi-Wan got in a karate pose, fists up, and he and the mouse-dog began brawling on the floor.

"REX WHY DOES MY BED FEEL LIKE METAL, HUH, REX OL' BOY!" Obi-Wan yelled at Rex, on the bunk below him, banging on his metal bed with his shovel that he used for shoveling dirt. It banged very loudly, and all the togrutas around him woke up and glared at him.

"Please stop calling me Rex ol' boy. Your bed feels like metal because it is metal, sir." Rex explained. "Now please go back to bed."

The Queen stopped doing the glass trick.

"So, what's the moral of this story, Count?" She asked, quizzing him.

"The moral is 'If you are trapped in an Avocado, do not bang on your metal bed with a shovel or you will have a mob of angry togrutas chasing after you.'" Dooku said drowsily, getting up off the floor. "Are you done yet?"

"Hehehehehe imagine! Imagine an army of Jedi, in your service! Zygeria will be invincible!" The Queen giggled evilly and held up her wine glass for no apparent reason. She kept it up there, too.

"Yeah, sounds nice. But I actually like to kill Jedi more than trap them inside avocados. Now, summon Skywalker. I will do what must be done… whatever that is."

Meanwhile, in Ahsoka's cage hanging off the edge of a balcony…

Ahsoka was taking a nap, when something landed on her cage. She looked up. More birds. She turned over and tried to back to sleep. Then, something crashed onto her cage. She groaned, and didn't look up. She didn't have to.

"Hi, Master. How are you. I'm doing well, except you LEFT ME in a CAGE!"

"Hi Snips. Sorry about that, I'll try to be a better master next tim— OOOH LOOK AT THE VEIW UP HERE!" He stood on her cage and screamed "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!" at the top of his lungs.

"Just get me out of here already." She grumbled.

'But I wasn't done being king of the world." Anakin complained.

Ahsoka rolled her eyes.

"Just do it."

"Okay, okay!" Anakin tore the front of her cage off with the Force, and she climbed up to the top.

"Now you're the QUEEN of the world!" Anakin said enthusiastically.

"Yay." Ahsoka said, in an attempt to be optimistic. She jumped onto the nearby balcony, and Anakin followed.

"Heh, that was a LOT easier than lifting the entire cage!" Anakin mused.

"Yeah…" Ahsoka agreed, not really sure where he was going here.

"Yeah, are you okay? You don't look so hot, Snips." He said, concerned.

"Well… OOH MASTER, LOOK, A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE!" She shouted, distracting him.

"Where, where WHERE, SNIPS!" He yelled, his head spinning in all directions. "Gasp, DOOKU! He's with the queen lady! She's bad! And she knows where Obi is! AND SHE'S GONNA DIEEEEE!"

He threw her a commlink and hopped on the roof, leaving Ahsoka right where she was.

"Okay…" The padawan said.

"Beep." Artoo agreed.

Meanwhile, at the palace…

"YOU ARE SO NOT THE BOSS OF ME! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!" The Queen yelled at Dooku.

"Your compliance is not optional. I command you to stop talking about stupid avocado plans that I don't care about!" Dooku yelled back.

"STOP BOSSING ME AROUND!" She screeched.

"He's right, you know. You are not fit to be queen, and you need to shut up." The adviser guy agreed.

"YOU STOP BOSSING ME AROUND TOO!" She screamed at him, throwing her glass onto the floor and stomping it to pieces. "STOP. BOSSING. ME. AROUND!"

"Blah, this is boring." Dooku said absentmindedly, choking the Queen with the Force.

Then, Superman music began playing in the background, and Anakin burst through the doors.

"DUNNNNNN DUN DUN SUPERMAN!" Anakin yelled.

Dooku dropped the lady.

"And I am Captain BAD!" He yelled excitedly, igniting his lightsaber. Anakin decided he wanted a change of pace, and grabbed the Queen's whip and ignited that.

They fought for a while, until Dooku got bored of that too, and electrocuted Anakin.

Just then, some guards walked in. Dooku immediately stopped electrocuting Anakin and tried to look innocent. The guards' eyes went from the unconscious Queen on the floor to Anakin to Dooku, unsure of what to make of this.

"Uh… he did it." Dooku said, pointing at Anakin.

"I DIDN'T! I DID NOT!" Anakin yelled. "AHSOKAAAAAAAA! AHSOKA AHSOKA AHSOKA!" He called Ahsoka on his comm.

"AHSOKA DOOKU SAID I DID IT BUT HE'S JUST A LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!"

"I AM NOT I JUST TOLD A TINEYYYY TINY FIB!" Dooku yelled into Anakin's comm.

Ahsoka rolled her eyes dramatically.

"Okay Master, I'll come pick you up right now, don't do anything stupid!" Ahsoka said hurriedly, and hung up.

"GO GET HIM FOR KILLING HER!" Dooku yelled at the two guards. They were about to do just that, when Anakin burst into tears.

"But I didn't DO it!" He started crying even harder. "EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I DO STUFF THAT I DON'T DO LIKE THE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT HAIRBALLS IN THE SINK ONLY THAT TIME IT ACTUALLY WAS ME BUT MOST OF THE TIME PEOPLE ACCUSE ME FALSELY- Ooh, window!" He said, suddenly quite happy. "Did'ja see that window, guys? Ha, that's funny… OOOH LOOK THERE'S A SHIP BY THE WINDOW LOOKIT AND THERE'S AHSOKA DRIVING SEE GUYS?"

He was quite enthusiastic about this, apparently. The other people in the room just stared at him like he was some kind of lunatic. "Hey you're creepy majesty, wanna see that ship? C'mon, let's go see it!" He shouted eagerly, picking up the unconscious queen up and running right out the window, thankfully onto the ramp. But I'm not sure if he knew it was there… well, it WAS, thank goodness.

"HEY LOOK LOOK THE SHIP IS MOVING!" He screeched at her majesty. She didn't respond, so he poked her gently on the face.

"Your highness, I'm trying to talk to you, and you aren't showing courtesy to me. You're like ignoring me!" He shouted angrily, poking her harder.

"No escape." She muttered. "For any of us."

"Yeah, but it's really exciting!" He said, getting a little exasperated. "And sure there's escape, we can just jump out! See, I brought a parachute!" He pulled a parachute out of his belt and waved it in her face. "It's even multicolored! But it's okay, because Ahsoka's a good driver and I kinda sorta trust her to not crash that much! Hey, have you seen Obi-Wan? I wouldn't want him to miss out on the fun of parachuting, because Ahsoka actually is probably gonna crash us."

"He's in an avocado…" the Queen gasped. "You were right, Skywalker… I am really bored… just as you are…"

Her head fell limp on the floor.

"AHHHHH SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC SNIPPPPSSSSS SNIPS SNIPS SNIPS! AND SHE SAID OBI WAN IS TRAPPED IN AN AVOCADO AND AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SHE DIEDDDDDDDDD!" Ahsoka heard his frantic cries and rushed to the cargo hold of the ship… but unfortunately it was too late for the Queen.

And about the avocado… she didn't have the faintest.

The friendly mouse on his floaty chair of fun looked especially unfriendly right now.

"Hi." Obi-Wan said nervously. "Nice day, isn't it? How 'bout we count to ten before we speak!"

The guy didn't like that idea much.

"Um… no. I have Count Dooku on hold. AND BESIDES, I DO NOT HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES AND I DO NOT NEED THERAPY, BECAUSE I AM A FRIENDLY MOUSE!"

Obi-Wan and Rex exchanged glances; this guy was seriously creeping them out. He looked like he belonged on some children's TV show, not in the middle of their galactic civil war. He was a friendly mouse-dog… thingy, for the force's sake!

Count Dooku's shimmering image popped up.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi—" Obi-Wan interrupted him.

"WHY do we say each other's names when addressing one another? Count Dooku. There, I said your name, now we're even. Rex. Mouse guy. Guards. There, now I said everyone's name. Whoopee."

"I wasn't finished. I was going to say 'Obi-Wan Kenobi, in chains once again, I see!'" Dooku said indignantly.

"Are you still afraid to get your hands dirty, Count? Because I have the perfect solution for you! Portable hand sanitizer! I carry one in my pouch at all times!" Obi-Wan said helpfully.

"No, that's all right. I just wanted to say a proper farewell before the friendly mouse guy puts you to death." Dooku explained, quite cheerful.

"I DO have a name." The friendly mouse guy muttered.

"Yes, but nobody cares what it is." The holographic Dooku told him.

Obi-Wan just glared at both of them.

"Sir, an unauthorized ship is docking on platform 2-4!" A guard shouted frantically.

"Skywalker." Dooku said.

"YOU CAN STOP SAYING EVERYONE'S NAME! WE ALL KNOW IT'S HIM!" Obi-Wan yelled, frustrated at the whole lot of them.

But, of course, they couldn't stop saying everyone's name. That would destroy their coolness.

Meanwhile, on platform 2-4, Anakin and Ahsoka rushed out of the ship as fast as they could.

"Why are we running!" Anakin asked, jogging casually.

"Because they're going to blow us up, that's why." Ahsoka informed him. Sure enough, two seconds later, their borrowed ship was ashes.

"OOH, explosion! That was a big one, Snips. Did ya SEE that explosion? And EEW the Queen's body was in there!" Anakin said, grossed out.

"Do you HAVE to think about that kind of thing?" Ahsoka asked him, rolling her eyes. "And do you have to say it?"

"Look, there are guns shooting us." Anakin mused.

"WELL, RUN!" Ahsoka shouted, making a mad dash for the door of the facility.

Anakin followed her, just because he didn't want to be left out of anything she was doing.

"HEY, OPEN UP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!" Anakin screamed, banging on the door.

Ahsoka facepalmed

"Not going to happen, master." She started cutting a hole in the wall with her lightsabers, while Anakin sang a song about puppies.

"Kenobi, tell your young friend Skywalker that if he does not surrender, I will do something bad." Dooku threatened. They put Obi-Wan through to Anakin, who was still singing about puppies as Ahsoka cut the wall open.

"ANAKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

"OBI-WAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!"

Anakin and Obi-Wan yelled, giving each other big hugs over the screen.

"What's up, Anakin? How did you find me?" Obi-Wan asked curiously.

"Well, I kind of searched "Avocado" on my iPhone, and this GIANT avocado factory popped up! It's even kind of sort of the same color as an avocado! Isn't that funny? And then I was like "Snips, that's where Obi-Wan is!" And she said no it wasn't, and I said yes it was, and she said no it wasn't, so I had to accidentally hit her over the head with a frying pan and she was a lot more sensible when she woke up, mainly because we were already here!"

"Yes, but RESCUE ME ANAKINNNNNNNNN I'M BOREDDDD!" Obi-Wan yelled desperately. Dooku whispered to Obi-Wan that this wasn't what he was supposed to be saying.

"Yes, and also Dooku says if you don't rescue me soon, he's going to do something very bad!"

"No, the something bad was for something else!" Dooku yelled, upset about how badly this whole thing was going.

"I'm COMING, I'm COMING!" Anakin shouted, kicking the wall in his impatience.

"Okay master, I'm in." Ahsoka announced.

"WAIT! DON'T MOVE!" Anakin yelled.

Ahsoka froze. "What is it, master?"

"I want to kick the door."

Ahsoka banged her head on the hard wall, and immediately regretted it.

Anakin elatedly kicked the circle in the wall, and killed the guys in there in mere seconds.

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan and Rex were in the building kicking butt and being awesome. Dooku's hologram had suddenly disappeared, for some reason. Suddenly the mouse guy had a very bad idea. He jumped out of his chair and banged some buttons on the control console, not sure what would happen but sure that it would be a fun activity, and he banged so hard that the whole thing broke. Then he climbed back into his chair and pretended that nothing had happened.

But the slaves were accidentally going to fall 50,000 stories, and the walls were electrocuted all over the place. Oops.

"YOU TOTALLY BROKE THE CONTROLS AND NOW SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN!" Obi-Wan yelled at the guy. "DID YOU PUSH A RED BUTTON? TELL ME YOU DIDN'T PUSH A RED BUTTON!"

"Ahem." The mouse guy said, being very mysterious.

"Great. Just great." Obi-Wan put his head in his hands in exasperation.

"It's ALWAYS the red button…"

Rex was still fighting, and he didn't appreciate Obi-Wan sitting there with his head in his hands while he was trying to defeat some guys. But he got them fine. Except one, with a blaster. That was a little problem…

MEANWHILE, Ahsoka and Anakin were running through the hallways.

"The hallways are a weird greenish color." Anakin observed. "They make me sick. We should go out for burgers when we're done, Snips! We can even invite Padme- OOH LIGHTS! Puppiessss I loveee themmmmm lalalalaaaaa!"

"Okay, good for you. Why don't you find a puppy, and I'll go rescue my people." Ahsoka suggested. And without giving him time to consent to this, rushed off before she had to endure more of his rambling.

Somehow, she found her people… all in the same place, conveniently.

Anakin searched high and low for a puppy. He really did. But he couldn't find one… annoyingly enough. All he found were some stupid dumb cannons.

"I'm so mad at you for not being a puppy, stupid dumb cannon!" He shouted, kicking the cannon with all his might. It didn't say anything.

He punched it, too.

It still didn't say anything.

"UGH YOU'RE AS BAD AS THE QUEEN WITH YOUR IGNORING!" He yelled at the poor cannon. The next punch he dealt was powered with the force.

His cannon fell down... on top of the next one, and that one fell on top of the one after that, etc.

"Ooh, dominoes!" Anakin said enthusiastically.

Obi-Wan still had his head in his hands, despite Rex's pleas for help. There was no hope, once someone pushed the Red Button.

"Sir! I'm battling these guys ALL BY MYSELF!" Rex yelled, punching one guard straight on the nose and electrocuting another with an electrostick. He grabbed the one with the gun, punched him in the head, knocking him out.

"General Kenobi, get your head out of your hands! We're WINNING the battle!" Rex yelled at Obi-Wan, just about fed up with the despairing Jedi Master.

"Good job, Rex, but there is no hope." Obi-Wan said desolately.

"That's not a very glass-is-half-full thought, General." Rex observed.

"BUT THERE ISN'T! THE FRIENDLY MOUSE GUY RUINED EVERYTHING!"

"Gulp." Said the friendly mouse guy.

He zoomed out the window as fast as he could on his zoomy fun chair, and was never heard of again.

"Aw, but I didn't get to say a cool line and impale him!" Rex pouted.

"AND HE STILL PUSHED THE RED BUTTON!" Obi-Wan cried hysterically.

"SIR, GET A GRIP!" Rex yelled in Obi-Wan's face. "THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING!"

Obi-Wan got a grip after that.

Ahsoka wasn't sure what she should do. She didn't have any desire to fall 50,000 stories, and by the looks on their faces, neither did the people of Kiros. But the walls were very sparkly, and nobody wanted to grab them and hold on, and the floor was disappearing fast.

"So… anyone have a plan?" The padawan asked the assembly of strangely colored togrutas.

"WHAT? I thought YOU had a plan!" One of them shouted.

"Well… I don't. Sorry." Ahsoka said.

"Um… how about we jump off and see what happens?" One togruta asked.

"No, then we would die." Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "Doesn't ANYONE have a plan?"

None of them had a plan, except the guy who wanted to jump off and see what happened.

"Dang, this is the stupidest rescue I've ever tried to pull." Ahsoka grumbled. "I should have made up a plan…"

The guy who wanted to jump off and see what happened decided to do just that, and he wouldn't be stopped.

Ahsoka put her head in her hands.

"This is the worst rescue EVER. I-" She was interrupted by the guy who should have been dead.

"Hey guys, guess what happened?" He yelled up. "Some clones caught me and put me on a cruiser!"

"WHAT?" Ahsoka rushed to the edge of the ever-growing-smaller platform and stuck her head over the edge.

"Yeah. There's a cruiser and some clones and Plo Koon down there. WHAT are the odds?" She said, almost shocked beyond words. What were the odds?"

"Hi Master Plo. Nice timing." She called down to him, slightly a nervous wreck.

"Ko shata little 'soka! Your master called us and said you needed help, but when I asked to talk to you directly, he said you were not taking calls!"

"Yes, I was because he knocked me out with a pan." Ahsoka said, relieved that Plo's timing wasn't just a freakish occurrence.

"Okay guys, I have a plan now." She announced to the togrutas.

"Meh… we liked that guy's plan better." One togruta said. She jumped off the platform, too, and soon all the rest of them were as well.

"Fine, have it your way."

Ahsoka sighed and jumped down to help the clones catch falling togruta.

Some gunships came to pick up Anakin and Obi-Wan and Rex, and Anakin's domino show didn't stop until the whole avocado factory was destroyed. Everyone watched it from the gunship and congratulated Anakin on his brilliance, but he was too busy pointing out all the blinking red lights on the gunship. Obi-Wan hid in his robes every time Anakin pointed one out, and Rex tried to convince him that not ALL blinking red lights meant bad things. Everything was back to normal, or as normal as it could get with that crowd.

Once they were all back on the cruiser, the governor of Kiros thanked them again and again for saving the planet.

"Yes, well, it was no problem." Anakin said proudly. "I didn't hardly suffer at all from being totally creeped out, and there were even lattices!"

"And it wasn't a problem, being bored to death and all that." Obi-Wan said modestly.

"And when I almost died, no problem." Anakin added.

"And when those people kept hitting Rex and I with glow sticks!"

"And when I had to dress up in a funny hat!"

"And when that guy shocked me with a balloon!"

Ahsoka cleared her throat.

"Sorry, governor. It really was our pleasure."

"Not really what I'd call a pleasurable experience." Anakin contradicted.

"It was our pleasure." Ahsoka said through her teeth.

"No it wasn't, Snips,"

"Yes it was."

"No it wasn't."

"Yes it was."

"No it wasn't."

"Yes it was."

"No It wasn't."

"YES it WAS."

Ahsoka smiled hugely at the slightly-offended governor.

"Padawan Tano, may I have a word in private please?" He asked hopefully, probably wanting to thank her without Anakin's interruptions.

"Of course, governor." She consented, still smiling.

She gave Anakin a meaningful backwards glance over her shoulder as she walked off with the togruta.

Anakin gave a muffled cough into his sleeve as she walked off that sounded remotely like 'actually, no it wasn't'.