Sorry for the long wait. Been busy and so I totally forgot about this. Also I am A LAZY person sometimes, but I will post chapter 3 sooner. I made this longer than the first chapter but it's still kinda short. But I promise chapter 3 will be a lot longer.

Disclaimer: Don't own Hetalia. Wish I did then Italy would be all mine. Hehehe

Chapter 2

"Congratulations, you are pregnant!" cried Doctor France.

"Since when are you a doctor?" asked Germany.

"Ever since I became bored with my many, many lovers!" exclaimed France.

" France-nii chan, why am I pregnant"? asked Italy in his ever present state of happiness. "Is it because of magic? Vee ~"

"Oh…Well, yes I actually did find that out." France said carefully.. "You see, apparently you were born with a special gene. This gene allows you to become pregnant, without sexual contact."

Germany, who was silent throughout the whole thing, asked, "But why does Italy have this gene? He is a man….." Italy starts singing about Pasta "or boy."

"I really don't know!" France exclaimed. " Though I would love to have it." continued France "Imagine a little me running around. Oh I can just see it." France went on, striking terror into the hearts of anyone in earshot. Except Italy of course.

France was suddenly pulled out of his day dream by a pounding in his head. He looked over to see nurse England had hit him in the head.

"Stop dreaming" exclaimed England, "besides we don't need another France running around, one is enough."

France sticks his tongue out at England. "Well, whatever" sighed France.

" Oh, before I forget, Italy?" exclaimed France. "Vee~?" Italy said, looking up from his stomach.

"You need to…" Italy starts humming. France smacks his forehead "Never mind, Germany make sure you bring Italy to his next appointment."

"Ok" sighed Germany. He suddenly felt tired and just wanted to go home. "Come Italy, we are going home"

"Vee~ Doitsu?" asked Italy suddenly serious. "What?" Germany said warily.

"We have to tell Romano that I am pregnant" stated Italy. Then he went back to his old self. "And we should get tomatoes while we are there" he said happily. All the while Germany stared blankly at Italy, just knowing how Romano was going to react.