I just couldn't hold it in any longer. My very first Gintama fanfic! Enjoy! (There needs to be more Kamui stories dangit!) XD

Summary: What happens when you have 18-year-old Kagura teamed with new crazy friend, Tsuki, who has a knack for spells and dark fairytale writing stuck in a space-school for troubled teens along with a bored Kamui and a conspiring Okita in the same dorm room because the dean is a romantic pervert? …RUN! KamuiXOC, KagXOki

Chapter One:

Enrolled.

[Deep narrator voice]: It was the ultimate Harry Potter castle and modern prison cross-over – people couldn't be falling off the edge of the floating scrap metal scrapyard. An old English tavern sign had Ai Space School painted in goth lettering and hung off a pole stuck in a concrete block. Aliens as diverse as eel-headed standing cats to beautiful snow spirits had the Ai School uniforms on. All, but a few…who happened to have just come from Earth, 5 lightyears away (which is like a mile drive to a movie with the top ships out today). Two of them were sitting next to each other in their first class right now. Not that they noticed.

Kagura hated school. Especially a space-school with absolutely no access to sukonbu. Why didn't Gintoki come and masquerade as a student? His out-of-this-world silver gravity-defying hair would make him fit right in! Heck, he could have Hijikata with his mayo fetish and they'd be enrolled like that! Shinpachi was too normal, though. His poor polish would get ruined and he'd get all these cracks… (Shinpachi on Earth: "Achoo! Why do I feel as if my character is being reduced to a pair of stupid glass plates in wire a.k.a. my glasses again?")

She sighed, her orange bangs flying through a random gust of wind (which really makes her mysterious seeing as she was sitting in the center of the classroom with the windows CLOSED); head resting in her hand. "Don't worry Shinpachi, all you need is polish-chan. Otae-nee-san could have her baby telescope nieces and nephews see me and…" She continued to ramble as Shinpachi grew more depressed light years away on distant Earth, thinking about his sinking love life.

"Oi!" said a raven-black haired girl next to Kagura. Okay, fine, the girl had skull topped chopsticks with red stones in the eye sockets as she ate her fried rice. The skulls glinted mischievously in the fluorescent lighting. Okay fine! The girl was around her own age, so she was a woman, though her looks were a little like an innocent young girl than a full grown woman. But she couldn't be a hypocrite, so woman it is! Happy now? (Gin: Kagura, that's not a good first impression of a main character…her skulls were glistening white like dentist children teeth!)

Kagura squinted back at her like an old chinese lady, saying nothing back, only staring. The woman was solemn looking she noted, but with bright red eyes, and she had nice bronze skin. Her feathery black hair reached to her shoulders. She was dressed in black from an over-all shawl that went to her waist to her shorts with studds. Black diamonds hung from the edges of her shawl. Long sleeves coming from underneath the overall ended in laced V's. Surprisingly, she had traditional Japanese sandals (with black stripes), two boards under the sole kinda shoes, on. A single sky-blue crystal hung from a thin white chain around her neck. In short, like another demon girl she knew...(Oh screw it, I can't keep calling this chick politically correct terms. Stupid author.)

The skull girl continued on unperturbed. "You have two grudges following you, did you know?" Her voice light, almost musical. "Normally I wouldn't pry, but they are awfully close I think and seeing as we're stranded in this metal contraption for a while…I would really appreciate your insight so I can write about this before the spirit living within me gets bottled up with dark attraction. And I'm not allowed to beat up people without reason." Her eyes darkened into obsidian before reverting back to amber red as she smiled darkly.

Dark chuckling could be heard out of nowhere, but Kagura paid it no mind. She only grinned playfully, she could see the good nature flicker in her eyes. She'd fit right in at Yorozuya. "Two grudges? Hmm…but Gin-chan is currently picking his nose at home and Shinpachi is too dorky. Awfully close, huh? Who…OH NO! SADAHARU MUST'VE FELT LONELY AND NEGLECTED BY THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND DID HARAKIRI!"

Kagura started wailing. The rest of the class scooted away from the two women as she wailed louder and louder. Katsura's right, wailing speeches of despair is fun! (Captain Katsuuuura: A-ano, it's speeches of justice…)

The skull girl looked uncertain and fidgeted. "A-ano…Who is Sadaharu? Your child…? I'm really sorry I brought this up…but there's TWO grudges…" She looked down, picking at her shorts in shame. Her bangs hanging loosely over her eyes, framing her face and making her seem like a ghost. "S-Sorry, m-m-miss," she stuttered. A part of her still found this amusing; however, making her shake a little with restrained laughter.

Great, all Tsuki Nakahara wanted was to give the red-haired maiden a barrier to protect her, but she needed to gauge how much power was needed to use for the day or the fellow spirit she was nursing with her aura won't be able to have her fox spirit body fully restored and manifested. Instead, she just made the pretty pale chinese-clothing wearing girl sick with worry over her "Sadaharu" person.

I suck at helping people! Mother was going to call out my faults although all she did was type and tell me to do everything in the house! Well, if she knew. But she's half light elf, ugh. Maybe I'll direct her nagging to Dad, that supposedly powerful bum with demonic fire powers who cheats on his wife all the time. I wonder if I'll ever get all this people stuff right, is it genetic?

…In either case, it's pretty funny watching these people leak water from their eye sockets.

Slowly a dark aura started spreading around them, engulfing the entire room as students (aliens and humans) started crying or rocking back or forth in fetus position all depressed. Howls and echoing screams could be heard in the air. It didn't help that Kagura started shrieking more than wailing, throwing desks around and that Tsuki was smirking evilly eyeing crying cat-men/boys shivering under a few tables.

The door slid. A couple of guys looking bored entered. And that was how Okita Sougo and Kamui Yato found their first day beginning.

The End.

...NOT! (lame joke, I know. But there had to be a false ending somewhere and I'm too lazy to wait till the end...) (Gin: That just made no sense!) (Shut up or I take your parfaits you diabetic! You'll be vegetarian!) (Gin: NOOOO! GOMEN NASAI!) (Heheh. Better. Much better. MUAHAHAHA!) Ahem. Back to story.

"…" the Yato with the orange hair pulled back in a low ponytail grinned cheerfully. The archaic bead hung on a single braid framing his face humming with amusement.

"…" the Shinsegumi brunette pretty-boy smiled sadistically. He grabbed his portable bazooka and reverted it to full size.

The Yato made a small movement while the brunette leaned casually against the doorframe, head almost reaching the top.

Tsuki twitched. The Yato jumped on her desk with barely a thud as he placed his arms on either side of her, head next to her reddening ear as he looked 'innocently' on at Kagura picking up an eel guy who was whimpering. "Man, already my sister gets the place to act just like her… a big crybaby," chirped his whimsical boyish voice.

Then his voice lowered considerably, husky even, to Tsuki's ears as he whispered, "So…Witch of the Moon, find the grudges yet?"

To be continued…

Don't you just love it how all this action is happening and they haven't even introduced themselves to the class yet? Please review! Hope I didn't ramble on too much! See ya next chap! X)