The third and final chapter in this epic craziness.
Although I might do a story like this for OTHER teams, any suggestions which?
AN: I don't own the teams mentioned or any references made to anything.
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HELLO, YOU HAVE REACHED THE POWER RANGERS NINJA STORM TEAM. UNFORTUNETLY WE CANNOT TAKE YOUR CALL, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AND WE WILL POSSIBLY RETURN YOUR CALL:
BEEP.
1. Hello, this is an automated message from the Hilton Hotel of Blue Bay Harbor. This call is to confirm an online booking of a room made by Cameron Watanabe. Thank you for choosing the Hilton as your hotel for your trip, please call or go online to Hilton dot com to confirm your arrival date of today and your check out date of never. Thank you.
BEEP.
2. This is Eric Meyers, Quantum Ranger. You have yet to return the weapons loaned to you by my idiotic, immature…WES! GIVE ME BACK THE PHONE! This is Wes, ignore what the hardass says. There is a rumor that your blue...NO ERIC I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE PHONE…NO!
BEEP.
3. Its Jason. Tommy said something about your team having difficulties. Look, we are on our way over to figure this out. Do not kill each other till we get there…Yes Tommy?...Oh and T says that specifically means you Tori. Don't burn down the city.
BEEP.
4. Hey guys, it Blake. So it turns out I'm alright, just a bit woozy. I need a ride back to ops since the hospital won't release me, something about there being a chance of me feeling some of the side effects of the darts. Whatever that me…
BEEP.
5. This is Mercy Hospital to inform you that your friend, by the name of Blake Bradley, has collapsed. His condition is stable; we just wanted to inform you of the incident.
BEEP.
6. This is an automated message from the Ranger security group BlueGreen to alert you that the intruder that was captured is waking up. Scans show that he is unaware of his situation. We strongly suggest that you return and secure your headquarters as soon as possible.
BEEP.
7. Dude….what the hell hit me? Damn, I feel like Lothor just ran me over with a motocross bike. Wait, I'm in ops? YES, I GOT IN. Why is my phone on? Recording? Oh, must of butt dialed or something…
BEEP.
8. This is the Blue Bay Harbor Police; we are calling to update you on the situation of the two young men we found. They both had concussions, so we took them to Mercy Hospital. You are welcome to come and question them if needed. They have described their attacker as "blonde" and "blue"…we have yet to have a suspect.
BEEP.
9. Hey, it's Hunter. So Shane and I are currently in the hospital due to a misunderstanding…ain't that right Tori? Anyway, we should be getting out soon after the cops stop questioning us. We will probably be bringing Blake back with us, to use as a human shield…errr so he can relax at ops.
BEEP.
10. Its Tommy, we are close by. Using the directions you gave us….where did they do? No Jason, I did not lose them…they are here somewhere, I know they are…
BEEP.
11. Eric, put the blaster down. No, I will not give you the phone. Oh, yeah, Cam. If you need a place to stay to escape your blue then you're good here. You can help me deal with…ERIC, WHAT ARE YOU….YOU'RE CALLING JEN?
BEEP.
12. Blake, if you're there, I should be back soon. I'm close to catching Cam; I'll be done after that. Remember to relax and drink fluids. Call Dustin if you can, I haven't seen him all day…
BEEP.
13. Dude! I can hear myself on the answering machine; it's like an echoing thing. It'd be cooler if I wasn't in the cage. When did we get a cage anyway? Maybe I can unlock it…HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A TASER?
BEEP.
14. This is an automated message from the ranger security group BlueGreen to inform you that the prisoner is trying to escape. He has been subdued and rendered unconscious. We strongly suggest you return and deal with this threat.
BEEP.
15. Of course we aren't lost Tommy, we are just directionally challenged right? You think I would have expected this…it's Jason, if someone could pick up and give us directions to your headquarters so we aren't driving around in circles that would be wonderful.
BEEP.
16. Its Cam. Note to self; make sure to avoid Tori and then reformate the security system to recognize everyone other than me. Past and present rangers include. Oh, and wipe everything off of Dustin's iPod if you survive.
BEEP.
17. Cam, it's Wes. Can I come stay at your place? Eric…being an ASSHOLE…yes Eric, that is what you are!... called Jen to alert her that I might of given you guys time force issued weapons. Which I didn't, we both know it was regular our time weapons, but…yeah…please save me
BEEP.
19. I am being watched. If I do not return, please tell my father that I love him and smack Dustin, Hunter, and Shane for me. And that I regret nothing, to being part of a ranger team to shooting Blake with a dart. Although I do apologize for the other two, my finger slipped on the trigger. My name is Cam and I may just die….
BEEP.
20. It's Hunter again. We are coming back; the damn nurses finally let us go. Blake is still sleeping, the little baby. Cam and Dustin, make sure you avoid Tori; she's probably still on a war path. Be at ops soon.
BEEP.
21. My hunt is nearly complete. Text me what kind of food you want me to bring back, okay Blake? There he is….you are so dead Cam.
BEEP.
22. Oh yes, let's leave the safety of our car and to main road to go searching for the HIDDEN headquarters of a ranger team. Let's trust that Tommy for once knows where the hell he is going…no T, I will not shut up. Hey rangers, it's Jason, again. We are LOST in the woods because of Tommy. Can someone please pick up the phone to tell us where we are supposed to be going?
BEEP.
23. Cam, I am heading your way before she arrives. Sorry for not telling you earlier but I do not want my throat slit.
BEEP.
24. This is Eric Meyers, Quantum Ranger. If you see Wes please tell him that I called Jen off and that she is not coming into our time. And tell him that I am sorry, although he should have given me the damn phone sand that he shouldn't have given your team weapons in the first place.
BEEP.
25. Hey, it's Hunter. Why is Ops locked? If you are going to lock ops, give us a heads up so we can have out keys on us. Anyway, Shane is being a wuss and complaining about how heavy Blake is to carry, so if you could open up that'd be great. Stop complaining Shane…fine I'll carry him…
BEEP.
26. This is the Blue Bay Harbor Police. We are calling to inform you that a black sedan was recently reported in speeding through Blue Bay. The driver was described as a 5' 8 white male who seemed to be panicked. We are searching for him now, but if you see him, please apprehend him and bring him to the station. Thank you.
BEEP.
27. Eighty nine villain asses to kick, eighty nine villain asses, blast and beat them till they explode, eighty eight villain asses to kick. No Jason, I won't shut up…it'd be more fun if you'd join in. It's Tommy, someone pick up the phone!
BEEP.
28. Guys? Come on, Blake is heavy, let us in. Shut it Shane, yes you were right. No, I will not say it again so you can record it!
BEEP.
29. This is Alice Smith. The fact that your team is not protecting our city from crazy drivers is very disappointing. Do something or I will report you!
BEEP.
30. Its Wes, I am almost to your headquarters. Thanks for letting me come…WHAT THE HELL?
BEEP.
31. She's close, I can feel it…to make sure the others remember me, I say this: COMPUTER – CODE GREEN
BEEP.
32. This is an automated message from the ranger security group BlueGreen to alert you are the voice of Cameron has been confirmed and that the headquarters known as Ops is now on high alert. Any intruders within a hundred feet will be neutralized.
BEEP.
33. CAM, YOU ARE DEAD! YOU BETTER RUN YOU ASSHOLE!
BEEP.
34. Hey Shane, did you hear something. It sounds like electricity or something…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?
BEEP.
35. This is an automated message from the ranger security group BlueGreen to alert you that three intruders have been captured and incapacitated right outside the entrance to your hideout. We highly suggest that you come and deal with this threat.
BEEP.
36. Its Jason. Somehow we ran into Wes, who ended up running into a tree and knocking himself out. Tommy thinks we scared him, but whatever happened we are bringing him along with us to your headquarters.
BEEP.
37. This is Eric. Look, have you heard from Wes? He seemed pretty freaked out when he left and his dad is starting to worry….call back.
BEEP.
38. This is the Blue Bay Harbor Police calling to inform you that a man was found being beaten by the blue ranger on your team. The ranger fled but we are calling so you can deal with this incident accordingly.
BEEP.
39. For the last time Jason, we are not lost! Shut up or I am going to start singing again….I knew I should of brought Kira along instead. Then she could tell me where I put those damn directions.
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40. Hello fellow rangers! This is Conner. So Kira told me to call you guys to tell you that Dr. O is on his way and that he will need help getting to your place since he left his directions here. Also, can you guys get us tickets to your next race? That would be awesome.
BEEP.
41. This is Mercy Hospital to inform you that your friend by the name of Cameron Watanabe has been checked in with the injuries of a concussion and a broken wrist.
BEEP.
42. This is an automated message from the ranger security group BlueGreen to inform you that the intruder inside your hideout is awake. Unfortunately he cannot be incapacitate again due to possible health risk. We are pleased to inform you though that he is perfectly secure and will not escape his restraints.
BEEP.
43. Yo, this is LotzaPizza calling to confirm your order. One extra-large meat lovers pizza and a large coke to be delivered to 38 Middle of Nowhere drive. The order was placed by a Dustin Brookes? Please call back to confirm this order and we can get you're your pizza.
BEEP.
44. Hi, so this is Tommy. Is there any specific reason why your headquarters is trying to KILL US? I MEAN COME ON, YOU KNEW WE WERE COMING! SHUT OFF THE BLASTERS AND LET US IN!
BEEP.
45. This is an automated message from the ranger security group BlueGreen calling to inform you that another three intruders have been captured very near to your headquarters. In the process, part of the system was damaged. We suggest that you come deal with the threats and the damage immediately
BEEP.
46. Hello, my name is Bob. I am calling about the new pre-paid credit card from Chase. It has a great rate of 3.5% and you get double points on everything you buy! If you are interested, then call back so you can more out of your purchases.
BEEP.
47. It's Eric. Tell Wes to call me or I will send Jen after him.
BEEP.
48. This is an automated message from the ranger security group BlueGreen calling to inform you that you currently have seven intruders captive at the moment. Unless you wish to expand your service plan, you are currently at your captive limit. We highly suggest you come and deal with the problem or switch to the Protect Pro plan in which you will have the capabilities to hold twenty captives at a time.
BEEP.
49. Alright, I'm coming back. Blake, can you pick up the phone so we can talk about what kind of food you want? Hello? Will someone pick up the phone? Come on guys, this isn't funny. PICK UP THE PHONE!
BEEP.
50. Your mail box is full and cannot except any more messages. Goodbye.
BEEP.
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