Professor Layton Questioning Session: The Rebirth! Chapter 5: Day 4, a professor layton fanfic

Professor Layton Questioning Session: The Rebirth!

Exams are officially over!

"I'm so sorry for the rushedness of last chapter. I hope you will all forgive me with this one. I also hope the wait wasn't bad. Sorry, but I had school to do! But I should have alot of free time now! Now for the next batch of letters!" Gatita declared.

DEAR GATITA

LUKELUKELUKELUKELUKELUKE !

I'm sorry. I just got crazy. AND I'LL JUST GET CRAZIER!

OH AND GATITA, UHMMMMMM...UH... YOUSHOULD GET USED TOCLIVE FOR DIRTYINGUPYOURCARPETSAND RUGS. COZZZZ... I'LL MAKEHIM KILL THOSE STUPID SONOF*%%%#$**()&ES ^$FUC&%&^ ^$*&^ *&^%(%#$ JAKESANDHAWKS! CLIVE! BEAT THEMWITHA BOWLINGBALLTHIS TIME!LLALLALALLALAALALALALALALA! I JUST A LOOOOOT OF SUGARCOATED SUGARCOATS TODAYYYYYYYY! YES,THEYRE REALL!OH AND THANK YOU CLIVE! I LOVE YOU TOO!NOT REALLY. GOODBYE PEOPLEZS!

-HERSHEL TRITON AND LUKE LAYTON

Gatita stared a the letter. "Did anyone else get that? I think I saw the word 'drugs' somewhere in here. Wait! Wait! I see the words 'dead' 'Jakes' and 'Hawks in the same sentence! ... NO NOT MY CARPET!"

Clive went on his tippy toes, Fred Flintstones style, and rolled the bowling ball. It hit both Jakes and Hawks, sending them flying out the window, which was closed. They screamed in agony, as shards of glass penetrated theirs eyes and flesh.

"Woopsy." He tossed the bowling ball out the window, bashing Bill's brains everywhere.

Gatita sighed. "At least my flowers are fertalized. Next letter!"

I can see you have a lot of reviews so I'll make this brief.

Emmy: Dare you to kick Descole in the balls

Descole: Dare you to take it like a man

Q for Flora: Did you go to school when you lived in St Mystere?

-Professaaaaaaaaaah

Emmy saluted. "Already beat you to it!

Descole layed on the floor in agony. "Now I know how that one minion felt like..."

Floar looked confused. "What is a... skoowl?"

Ok, sorry I went a little crazy last time with my Clive obsession- I just love him soooooo much 3

And Gatita your writing really is awesome!

I have a Q for Clivey- Do you like brunettes or blondes better?

Dare for everyone: Pretend to be your favourite animal (that's easy for Gatita!)

Love ya Clivey! (I'm one of those stalker fangirls!)

-Cliverox

Gatita: "Oh no problem! Everyone loves Clive... I think. Anyways, Clive! Your up!"

Clive thought for a moment. "I would have to say brunettes. Brown headed people are scientfically known for being more serious than the aloof blond." (Not bashing blonds!)

Luke started meowing.

Toppy ran away.

"Hey wait!" He called to his mouse friend.

Clive started whistling.

Descole growled.

Layton twitched his nose.

Arianna imitated Loosha. "Nyeeeeeeeh!"

Emmy did nothing.

Gatita stalked Luke on all fours, then pounced on him. "RAWR!"

I dare Emmy to strip and sit on Layton's lap for the whole chapter.

Layton gasped. "Gatita, I think your reviewers are taking this abit far-"

Emmy sat on his lap. She winked. "No worries, you'll enjoy this."

"Get a room you two!" Gatita shouted.

Hi there! I have One question and a dare for you guys so here you go!

Question for Layton: Why does EVERYTHING remind you of puzzles?

Dare for Clive: Steal the professah's hat! :D

-Randomness

Gatita snickered. "I think this situation is reminding him of another puzzle, if you know what I mean.~"

Clive: "It would be reletively simpe to take it, if it weren't for the fact that Emmy is the one wearing it right now-"

The top hat sailed across the room and landed on his head and swirled abit, like a horseshoe around a nail.

"Nevermind then." He said.

I have some dares EVERYONE will enjoy or at lest me. Proffeser: Play seven mintets in heven with Emmy. Desclow: After the Prffeser's dare is done pepose to Emmy. Emmy: say yes. Flora: Dress up like a clown and force feed Luke. Clive: Ponit and lauhf as all this happens. I'll be back! T.T.F.N.

-Anomis Girl

Gatita fell on the floor laughing. "He IS playing seven minutes with Emmy right now!"

"E-Emmy! Please! Stop this!" Layton begged.

Emmy huffed. "Oh fine."

Descole took her hand. "Emmy" gag "will you" gag "marry" gag "me" gag.

Emmy snatched her hand away. "... yes" gags.

Clive laughed. "Now this is what I call, Love Sickness!"

Gatita swiped at him. "Hey! That was my line!" She opened the next letter.

Flora puts on a lot of creepy make up. "Hi Luke."

Luke walked downstairs. "Hey Flo- AH! W-why are dressed up like a psycho clown!"

Clive points and laughs. "It's PedoFlora!"

Good chapter, though a little rushed. It must be hard to keep up with all the And did I miss it, or did Descole not wear Flora's dress? Anyway, I've got more dares and questions:

Since you two managed to get out of it, I'm repeating this one:

"How about a Descole/Layton sleepover party? I bet you two would really enjoy one another's company, if you could just put aside your differences. Here, I'll even let you borrow my Rock'em Sock'em Robots, out of concern for the authoress' house."

To make sure you guys don't kill one another, the authoress may confiscate all weapons beforehand. And threaten any violaters-ha ha, that is bad wording-with a trip to fangirl heck.

To everyone, having experienced both, whose cooking is worse-Descole's or Flora's?

Descole and Flora, take cooking lessons from Cooking Mama.

I've got a question for Descole's loyal butler, Raymond, if that's alright. Tell us the truth-Descole totally has a room covered in Layton memorabilia.

Emmy, how come you're not in Curious Village, and why do I keep seeing so many pics of you with Descole? Something you need to tell us? Secret crush, perhaps?

And last but not least-how about everyone plays a rousing game of Twister. Not too rousing. Just below M-rated rousing.: P

-SyberiaWinx

"I'm so sorry for rushing! This one might be rushed, from all the time taken off for those exams..." She blushed. "... sorry."

Descole growled. "I refuse to slumber near HIM!"

Layton agreed with a nod. "It would never work."

Gatita picked up a package. "Aw sweet! The person sent a rock'em sock'em!"

The two started playing competetively.

"So who's cooking is worse?" Gatita asked.

It was unanimous. "Flora."

Flora: "Hey!"

Gatita pulled Descole away from the game.

"Hey! I was just about to win!" He complained.

"Don't worry. You can finish it when you two share a room tonight." She said.

Layton: "Share a what?"

Gatita pushed Flora and Descole out the door. "OFF TO COOKING MAMA! GIT YOU TWO!" After slamming the door in their faces, she called out. "Raymond! You can come out now!"

The old Butler walked out of the closet. "Ah. Thank you Ms. 101. I thought I would be caught for sure. And yes. The master has... an interesting memorabilia." He shuddered. "It was a torture chamber."

Gatita grinned. "Figured he swung that way!"

Raymond was taken by the response. "I never said-"

Clive put a hand on his shoulder. "She's odd like that. Don't worry, you'll get used to it."

"I wasn't there, because I have had business to attend to." Emmy tipped her cheek in thought. "Secret crush, eh? Well, he is kinda hot-"

Layton tipped his hat down. "You not exactly faithful, are you?"

Flora ran in crying. "I'M A FAILURE AS A WOMEN!"

Descole walked in with a diploma. "I passed... Why is Raymond here?"

Luke bounced up and down. "Yay! Twister!"

5 Minutes Later

Gatita spun the arrow. "Luke! Left ear, green circle!"

Luke: "G-gotcha!"

Gatita spun again. "Flora! Left leg, red spot!"

Flora reached over, then looked up at Clive. "This looks wrong."

Gatita: "Layton! Left hand! Emmy's boob!'

Layton: "What!"

Gatita: "Descole! slot A into slot B! Other words, get behind Layton."

Descole: "I don't think we're playing by the same rules anymore."

Clive! Flora! I'm dissappinted in you two!

Not even a hug!

We're going to fix that!

Clive and Flora, you're sharing a room. For... Ah, three (or more) chapter-days. And your clothes have to be in the same dresser/wardrobe and droors. Boxers with panties/bras, etc.

Gatita! I dare you to write something romantic between Clive and Flora. They have to kiss eventually in it.

Anyway~ Professor,

-Hanaakarii

Gatita crosses her arms. "... was I just dared to write a fanfic? Sweet! I'll do it later."

I'm back! And thank you Layton for all that wonderful information on tea. You made me love tea even more than before! XD (Yes I literally do drink tea...when I can get a hold of any.) Any ways.

Dares:

Descole: I dare you to take cooking lessons.

Layton: Find some way to prove that Klaus is having love affairs with Flora.

Luke: Gather all the animals you met in the games and have them race each other.

Questions:

Everyone: Compare the japanese title Specter's Flute to the English title Last Specter. Which one do you like best?

Luke: You will tell us the drunk story.

Layton: Is the world blurry at the moment? ...Oh no! You're drunk! (XD)

Emmy: Did you put the right amount of vodka in Layton's tea?

Have fun! XD

-LaytonFanatic

Descole puffed his chest proudly. "Already did!"

Flora cried.

Layton glared at Clive. "I don't have any solid proof now, but we shall see what the future brings us."

Gatita grabs Luke and runs into the backyard. "You! Me! The blimp! This is going to be so fun!"

2012 Animal Olympics

Gatita: "Hey there folks! This is me, Gatita101 acting as your main commentator on the spot. And here I have with me is the animal speaker himself, Luke Triton."

Luke: "Hello!"

Gatita: "And a mister Clive Dove down on the ground as a reporter for this amazing feet!"

Clive's voice could ber heard on speaker phone. "Roger!"

"So Luke, who do think will win this first ever race?"

"I have no clue. It could anyones race!" Luke exclaimed.

"So who do we have here today, mister Triton?"

Luke looked down at contestants. "Today we have, Keats the puzzle cat! Claudia the devil cat! Catanova the romancing cat!"

Gatita puffed her chest. "I am honored to belong to such a species!"

"Getting out of the feline range, we have the ever faithful, Toppy the mouse! Fudgehog the hamster! Subject 3 the rabbit!"

Gatita: "Those rodents look ready to win this thing! I wonder if the cats will be able to keep up with such fleet footwork!"

Luke: "Next in line, we Bots the robotic dog! Precious the diapered bulldog! And Tom the poodle!"

Gatita: "Yikes! I hope Bots wont crash and burn here! The competition looks feirce!"

Luke: "And finally, introducing our winged companions it's, Beasly the puzzle bee! And finally, Subject 1 the parrot."

Gatita: "I'm glad all these animals could make it today. We probably forgot a few, but who's counting, right!"

Clive: "Reporter Clive Dove here, with the scoop! There is apparently a feirce rivally coming out between them. Cats are hissing at each other, the rodents swiping. It seems to be very dangerous out there at the moment! I wonder how this will affect the race!"

After the countdown, the race begun!

Gatita: "It seems rodents are in the lead!

Luke: "Go Toppy!"

While those two were watching the race, everyone else were on the bleachers.

"I think Specters Flute woud have made alot more sense." Arianna started.

Emmy shot her down. "True, but the flute wasn't really the specters flute! It's an ocarina you jipped off of Legend of Ze-"

Layton interupted. "What Emmy really means, is that the flute didn't hold much to the overall story. Now, Loosha being half of the specter, and being the last of her kind, Loosha WAS the last specter so to speak. And she did what legend told. She tried to protect the town from an intruder."

Descole huffed. "Stupid dolphin."

Emmy: "I thought she was a walrus."

Arianna: "She's a manattee!"

Layton took a sip of tea. "Really? I thought she was a seal..."

Emmy threw out a bottle.

Descole eyed her. "What did you do?"

Layton: "This tea tastes delicious! Hic!"

Descole smirked. "I get it."

Sigh I hope this works...

Luke- Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like Flora?

Emmy- Dare you to do be Clive's maid for the whole day. Yes, you have to where a maid's outfit.

-Pop Rocks

Gatita: "Time for an intermission... DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES!"

Luke: "YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!"

Gatita: "DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES!"

Luke: "YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!"

Gatita: "Do you like Flora?"

Luke: "YEAH I LIKE FLO- Hey!"

Emmy stood up in her seat. "What! I am NOT go- OH MY GOD! DOG! I mean DUCK!" She hid under the seats.

Arianna looked up to see Tom the dog flying their way. "EEK!"

Gatita: "This competition is ruff! Get it? Rough? Ruff?"

Crickets chirp.

Gatita: "Oh forget it."

Luke: "It looks like Precious is just bumping people out of his way! He's scared all the cats away from the race and is now after Bots the robotic dog! Run Bots! Run!"

Gatita: "And up in the lead is Subjects 1 and 3. Both rabbit and parrot don't seem to want to back down!

Subject 1: "Get lost!"

Subject 3: "You think you can scare me with some big ol' scary voice? You got another thing coming mate!"

Gatita: "This is hair raising! No seriously! Just LOOK at the split ends on my fur!"

Luke: "It looks like it's going to be a photo finish!"

Clive took the picture.

Gatita: "And the results are in! ... I can't believe it... neither subjects win!"

Subjects 1 and 3: "WHAT!"

Luke takes the picture from her. "She's right! I-it's Bots!"

Everyone sees Bots getting chewed out by Precious.

Emmy: "I don't get it."

Gatita: "In this picture, Bots tail flew right over their heads! So he went over the finish line first!"

And then a funeral was held right after.

Back inside the house.

Layton: Dress in a frilly maid outfit and do whatever Descole says. Make sure to refer to him as "Master"

Emmy: Slap Luke everytime he talks to speak to Layton

That is all~

Gatita pushes both upstairs. "Get dressed you two! Emmy, your Clive's, and Layton, your Descole's."

"Get me a soda while your at it!" Clive called up.

"I could use a massage!" Descole mimicked.

Dear Gatita,

Haha! That was fun chapter! I see you still have a lot of other truth and dares to fulfill so I'm just here to congratulate you on another day well done! And I would also like to thank you (and some other people) for pissing Descole off. He's cute when he's angry...(but don't tell him..or let him read this for that matter)I have a bit of liking to him as well as on the Professor...*laughs a bit*...Good luck on those exams of yours, my dear! May you be blessed with the same intelligence as Professor Layton. So long!

A supporter of your fanfic,

deathfox13

P.S. Thanks for mentioning me in this day and for pushing Descole for me since I'm not there. Really appreciate it.

"No problem! The friend of my friend is my enemy! ... I think I said that backwards. Anyways! I think I did okay on my first exam, but not so much in my history. Udg!"

Layton: "History! How could you not! History is the-"

Gatita tuned him out. "I hope to entertain you more!"

Hi there! I'm Mirandafan21. I was a frequent reviewer (torturer) on Writercats Layton stories! I'm not annymous, I'm just too lazy to sign in. I'll tell you 2 things about me.

1. I'm a fangirl over James from the Pokemon Anime

2. James and Espio (from Team Chaotix; Sonic the hedgehog) are in most of my reviews.

Alright, I'll add this story too my favorites and lets get started!

Layton- Do you remember Emmy at all from your last encounter?

Luke- You love Arianna dont you. I have a lie detector so dont even try.

Flora- Hey friend! Remember me? The one who was always nice to you?

Emmy- Do you like Hershel?

Arianna- Why did you kiss Luke's cheek at the end of Prof Layton 4?

I'm glad I can finally be sane with my questions. See you soon!

Flora waved. "Hello friend!"

"I used to watch pokemon, but then I got bored, but I do play the video games still! I'm currently doing a nuzlocke of Platinum! And I know the Sonic franchise. Only just my entire childhood!" Gatita squeeled.

Layton walked downstairs.

Gatita snickered. "Mans got hips better than a women." Then she thought about it. "... I hate you."

Layton adjusted the skirt. "Last encounter? What do you mean by that?"

Emmy: "Absolutely nothing!"

Gatita opens a package. "Sweet. Person sent me a lie detector!"

Luke crossed his arms. "I like Arianna. But I don't love-

Beep!

Luke stumbled back. "E-er..."

Arianna hugged him giggling. "I kissed him because, he was my knight in shining armor! Out of everyone in the town, who worried about my safety the most? Besides Tony, of course. He rode on Loosha's back, helping her fight a robot threatening the town. He put his life on the line for everyone. I think such courage deserved a reward."

Luke flushed red at the complement. "Th-thank you, A-Arianna!"

Emmy glared at the lie detector, snatched it out of Gatita's paws and threw it out the window.

The lie detector landed on the street. A car passed by, knocking it into the sewer system.

Neighbors

Wife: "Honey. Are you cheating on me?"

Husband: "No."

Beep!

Back Home

Emmy crossed her arms smugly. "I do not like the Professor in that way."

Beep!

Emmy paled. "W-what!"

Gatita raised her hands in defense. "Don't look at me!"

Hi ok 1st this rocks 2nd puzzles r cool 3rd I just drank like 3 cups of cafinated tea and a monster to see how I would react.

Truth

Layton-what is your hairstyle I'm just extremely curious

Clive-which one do you hate more fangirl pit or flora's cooking

Luke-doesn't it get on your nerves sometimes when proffessor says that reminds me of a puzzle

DARES!

clive-cook lots of food for everyone without poisoning any of it or anything of the sort and it has to taste good if you fail you shall be thrown into a room with tons of fangirls *with a b

-random layton game fan

Gatita giggled. "Aw shucks. You guys are so nice to me!"

Layton subconciously fixed his hat. "My hair style? Er... please excuse me, but I'm not really well educated in the world of hairstyling."

Luke: "He has hat hair."

"LUKE!" He scolded.

Clive shifts uncomfortably. "Er... honestly. As painful as it was down there... it's heaven for my stomach, so Flora's cooking has to be worst.

"YES!" Luke cried out. "When we were running from Anton's castle! 'Hey that painting reminds me of a puzzle!' Even as we run for our lives! Everything reminds him of a puzzle!"

Layton was taken back by this outburst. "L-Luke! I thought you loved puzzles!"

"I do, Professor. But when my life is at stake, puzzles are the last thing on my mind."

Clive ran into the kitchen. "Macaroni and cheese it is!"

Truth

layton-what hairstyle do you have?

Clive-whats worse fangirls or floras cooking

Luke-does it irritate you sometimes when Layton keeps saying that reminds me of a puzzle

DARE

Luke-eat the yummy cake I magicly sent in with the awesome authoress*yay I don't hate you Luke!*

Flora-cook a cake and then hit it with a giant hammer, why? Because I feel like it.

Layton-you must watch the whole ten hour nyan cat marathon, but after since Im a pushover you get as much tea as you wish and a new puzzle book that can actually somewhat challenge you* don't really hate yohbecause of

Clive-i really want some mandarin orchard tea because my sister drank the rest so I want you to make some drink it then tell me what you think of it if you hate it then you have to give everyone hugs and no kill injury of poison anyone.* don't really hate you either because you remind me of Luke*

Gatita: "... Is this the same reviewer as before?"

Luke: "Hat hair~. and my rant about the puzzle addiction doesn't change."

Clive played with his hands. "Honestly, as painful as fangirls are, they don't make me want to vomit my organs out. Flora's cooking is far worse."

Flora cried in a corner.

Ello, again!

Gatita- You are awesome for continuing this story. Oh this is the first story I reviewed since turning thirteen!

Everyone- Descole even though that was funny, sorry Clive, your wrong. I am the maid and I killed bill 'cause I hate him. HA, but seriously I lied since there are no corners in a DOME house. Oh and Luke you were obviously kissing Flora when bill was killed, cause you love her. man I can't help it AAWWWWWWWWW! It's so cute ! ! .

Descole- Dare you to Bang your head on the desk 5 times since you were mean to Clivey.

Clive- Bring bill to the nearest cliff you can think of. P.S bring dynamite and TNT. P.S.S Bring Sammy and Emmy in the Layton mobile. P.S.S.S bring Gatita and anyone if they want to go.

At the nearest cliff

Sammy and Emmy- Sing Dynamite

Clive- blow bill up

-BlueJay-01

Gatita throws confetti everywhere. "Happy Birthday! Even if it isn't your birthday right now... ehem... yeah... How did you get that happy face!"

Descole growled. "I hate you so very much..." He slams his head on the table. There was aduble crack! sound on the fifth hit. He tensed.

Gatita wired up the Layton mobile. "To the cliff!"

At a Nearby Cliff

Sammy and Emmy stood on the roof of the Laytonmobile with mics.

Sammy and Emmy: "I-I-I-I I came to dance-dance-dance-dance,
I hit the floor cause that's my plans plans plans plans,
I'm wearing all my favorite brands brands brands brands,
Give me some space for both my hands hands hands hands.
Yeah, Yeah.

Cause it goes on and on and on.
And It goes on and on and on.
Yeah

I Throw My Hands Up In The Air Sometimes,
Saying Ay-Oh, Gotta Let go.
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying Ay-Oh, Baby Let's Go.
Cause we gon rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite.
Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon light it up,
Like it's dynamite.

I came to move move move move,
Get out the way of my crew crew crew crew,
I'm in the club so I'm gonna do do do do,
Just what the fuc* came here to do do do do,
Yeah Yeah,

Cause it goes on and on and on.
And it goes on and on and on.
Yeah

I'm gonna take it all I,
I'm gonna be the last one standing,
Higher over all I,
I'm gonna be the last one landing,
Cause I,I,I believe it,
And I,I,I
I just want it all, I just want it all,
I'm gonna put my hands in the air, hands in the air.
You put your hands in the air.

On the last lyrics, Clive pressed the trigger. Bill Hawks exploded into a very fiery display.

Gatita: "That was AWESOME! Now lets go home before we get arrested."

*random dead rabbit nailed to the wall*

Hello, I am Nail Bunny. If you have heard if me, I am from this comic called Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.

Johnny the homicidal maniac is a comic series about a young man *Johnny* who only tries to be himself with his very out of control state of psychosis. I mean VERY out of control. He keeps people in his basement nailed to the ceiling upside down. He can murder people no matter what but for an odd resend there's no police in this world. He never gets cought.

He has voices in his head. But the voices have characters. The Psycho Dough boy and Mr. Fuck. They are clay sculptures who keep telling him to just kill himself. Then there is NailBunny. The rabbit Johnny *he likes to be called Nny* bought three years back but later got bored of and nailed it the the wall. Nailbunny is Nny's words of wisdom when it comes to the Dough boys. Nailbunny does not want Nny to kill himself.

That's the story...

Its quite swell.

Oh yes! My dare is for everyone. Please, I would like all of you to say something about this.

Read the Comic on my profile. Its the link that has the word "naver" in it.

Thank you.

PS. Layton, your my favorite character. I always thought you were very charming.

Pss. Author person, what is the big deal with all the gay jokes? There starting to get rather... disgusting...

Gatita snorted. "You think this is disgusting? Heh. Your innocence amuses me so. Also. Is there an english version? I didn't understand it. And my thoughts on it... honestly, I just clicked a random page. I didn't get it. And one more thing. If your a corpse of a rabbit... nailed to a wall... THEN HOW DID YOU GET THIS LETTER HERE! I-is this house haunted!"

Layton looks around nervously. "A-ah! I'm happy y-you think so." He shook violently.

Luke hid behind him. "Pr-Professah! I don't want to die!"

Gatita nervously coughed. "I-I think w-we should go to bed now. J-just to forget about all this. Goodnight!" Gatita was the first to run upstairs, a stampede of characters following after.

More will come tommorow! Just keep 'em coming! We're almost at the 100 mark! =D

Next time, we our first OC guest! I wonder that'll work out!