A/N: So here we have come and i am an idiot for not teling you last time that this would be the last chapter but if you keep reading the authors notes a suprise a waits you :D so dont get to mad, the series is coming to an end but the epicness has not.
A/N2: And are journey has reached number 200! :D yippee, this is not the end but mearly a new begining because i will do little drabbles or one shots, to the series! :D that is 200 hundred drabbles/oneshots! Wahoo! If there are any you really like and want to see first then drop a reveiw if not i will start with number 1 and go on ward!
A/N3: As always thank you to my alerters, favoriters, and reveiwers and i'm really sorry but i should have told you last time this would be the last chapter! but you guys get to pick drabbles and one shots you really want to see so...dont be to mad...please?
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Disclaimer: I wished i owned the genius of Doctor who, but i only own Taven who is a genius in her own right.
Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS
161. Nobody is to build a robot of the Doctor.
-Nor are they allowed to call it DocBot.
162. The Master is not allowed to make fun of Taven for her love of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, because she doesn't make fun of his love for Teletubbies.
-I don't love them. There's just never anything else on T.V. to watch since half of it is banned by the Doctor.
-Like hell you don't.
163. Jack is not allowed to meet Barney Stinson.
-Wouldn't that require parallel universe dimension jumping anyways?
-Yes it does.
164. Jack does not appreciate it when Taven says that Captain Jack Sparrow is cooler than him.
-Even though he is.
165. The Doctor's ninth form was not in 28 Days Later and everyone on board should stop suggesting it.
166. Taven is not to cook humans for the Master.
-Like I would.
-Cannibalism?
-It's only Cannibalism if it's you're same species.
167. When facing races that want to take over the planet Earth Taven will not forget her shirt by "accident."
-Nor will Jack.
-It would prove a good distraction.
-You'd kill them for looking at her.
-Yes.
168. The Master is to stop acting like a possessive boyfriend whenever he is near Taven.
-Even though he is.
-You're mine.
169. If Ianto comes on board then Taven must not squeal and hug him it freaks him out a little.
-And Jack gets ideas.
170. If Taven brings aboard Martha then the Master is to stay in his room because she is still very sore about the whole him taking over the planet and making her family work for him as servants.
-Why would you bring her on board?
--Because I get lonely being the only girl.
171. No means NO!
172. Taven is not to get a temporary job at any store, or a strip club.
-Why would I need a temporary job?
-In case I turn human for a while, or if the Master turns human for a while.
-Not likely.
173. Taven is not allowed to throw out any of the Doctors things.
-Because there is more than enough room.
174. If there is a pregnant woman on the TARDIS then they are to be obeyed.
-Is there something you need to tell me something Doctor?
-Wait to go Doctor.
-I didn't get anyone pregnant…it's just in case.
175. Peaches are not allowed…end of story.
-Nor are Pears.
-Or Plums.
-You Time Lords and you're aversion to fruits that start with the letter "P".
176. Jack is to stop making you might be a "Time Lord if" jokes.
-Some of them are scarily accurate.
-There annoying.
177. The TARDIS is sexy no questions about it.
-Should we leave you two alone?
-What would that relationship even be called?
-Can I join?
-Not like that! And I said no questions!
178. Always have a banana handy.
-There are so many things wrong with that statement.
-Bananas are good I like bananas.
-I dare you to tell Harkness that.
179. Unmentionable things are only to be done in ones rooms.
-Since Jack has broken the no sex rule.
-So have we.
180. I will not go and protest something, unless I truly believe in it and can convince the Doctor to take me there.
-Can we go protest Pluto not being a planet?
-Yes.
-Can we pretend to be Plutonians?
-No, that's pushing it, especially since they get offended easily.
181. If for some reason we are driving a car and we get pulled over Taven is not allowed to flirt with the police man.
-Nor is Jack.
182. Taven is not to practice yoga in the console room.
-Jack will want lessons.
-And the Master gets ideas.
183. No one is allowed a social network account.
-Especially not Jack who gets more friends than Taven.
184. The Master is not to steal the Doctor's jelly babies.
-I told you I bought my own!
185. There is not an: "I will stalk people" day!
-Especially if Taven is the one being stalked.
186. There will be a weekly family dinner, which all persons in the TARDIS are to join.
-Do we have to?
-Yes.
-Damn.
187. Taven is not allowed to bring a random Australian person on to the TARDIS.
-But I really like his accent.
-I don't care how much you like his accent.
-I like his accent!
-I'll kill him.
188. No one is to comment on the Master's blond hair.
-Except Taven who likes it!
-Taven would like it if he had purple hair.
-Eh, true.
189. Pants are required when walking around on the TARDIS.
-Unless you are Taven and wearing a skirt.
-Or if it is no pants day.
-I bet the Master loves it when Taven is wearing a skirt.
-What does that mean?
-Don't go there Jack!
190. Sports are not allowed to be played on the TARDIS.
-Unless it's croquet.
191. Drinking games are not to be played on the TARDIS.
-Especially if you are playing the My Immortal drinking game.
-Did you two throw up?
-Worst idea ever!
-Sad thing is she was only drinking water.
192. "My Immortal" is never to be read on the TARDIS again.
-It makes Taven curl up into a ball and it's hard to get her to stop shaking.
-It makes the Doctor twitch.
-It actually scares Jack.
193. The Master is no longer the prime minster so he should not need a secretary to take "important calls."
-But Taven enjoys it.
-Too much information.
194. Taven will not dress up in a maid's outfit so stop asking.
-Jack is willing to bring Ianto a board dressed as a maid.
195. No one is to question why Taven is wearing goggles on top of her head, and why she is wearing one of the Master's ties around her neck, when she doesn't even have a collared shirt.
-What kind of wild sex games do you two play?
-None.
196. The Master will not experiment using psychiatric methods to tweak Jack's behavior.
197. Taven is to stop drawing My Little Pony pictures of what she thinks each of the companions on board the TARDIS would look like.
-For the last time that wasn't me!
-You're the only one who watches that bloody show.
-Actually Jack does too now.
198. Taven is not a god she should stop telling planets that are just starting to develop that she is.
-Neither is the Master.
199. The Master will not replace all of Taven's pants and T-shirts with dresses.
200. If I disobey any of these rules I will first take steps to pin the blame on Jack.
-Or the Master.
Ending A/N: So how do you think it was? Remember leave you're sugestions in the reveiw box for one-shot or drabbles of certain numbers! And again i can not express how sorry i am for forgetting to tell you that the series would only go too 200, but any more and the drabble one shot thing wouldnt be possible.
Oh and the drabble/oneshots will be under the name: The reasons why the TARDIS rules where made