Hey everyone! It's snowcloud8, here! In the joy of the (late) holiday spirit, I've decided to post a twelve days of christmas parody on here my friend Melanie and I made a couple months back, and out of sheer boredom and Doctor Who fandom, here it is.

The Twelve Days of Doctor Who

(DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DOCTOR WHO NOR DO I CLAIM TO! THE FOLLOWING IS A PARODY MADE BY TWO BORED FANGIRLS!)

On the first day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the second day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the third day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Five Daleks,

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Six new series,

Five Daleks,

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Seven dopplegangers,

Six new series,

Five Daleks,

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Eight red fezzes,

Seven dopplegangers,

Six new series,

Five Daleks,

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Nine bowties,

Eight red fezzes,

Seven dopplegangers,

Six new series,

Five Daleks,

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Ten bananas,

Nine bowties,

Eight red fezzes,

Seven dopplegangers,

Six new series,

Five Daleks,

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me...

Eleven incarnations,

Ten bananas,

Nine bowties,

Eight red fezzes,

Seven dopplegangers,

Six new series,

Five Daleks,

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

On the twelveth day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me.

Twelve adipose,

Eleven incarnations,

Ten bananas,

Nine bowties,

Eight red fezzes,

Seven dopplegangers,

Six new series,

Five Daleks,

Four time companions,

Three (sonic) screwdrivers,

Two timelords,

and a TARDIS in the vortex.

Merry Christmas everyone!