Chapter 7. Zelda's Baby

ZELDA'S POV FROM THIS POINT ON

The baby was due any minuet of any day. We were ready... We think. Samus' twins were growing up so fast, making me sad in a way, because I knew that my kid would do the same.

Well, according to her, you don't even know they're growing.

Maybe that's a good thing...

"OH MY GAH, LINK!"

"WHAT!" he screamed.

"You have to help me make dinner! We're behind schedule!" I said, quickly whipping a pot out of a cupboard.

So we went to work.

The only reason we were making dinner was because it was Pit's birthday and he wanted Hyruleian Pot Roast.

Also I was the only one who could make it in the first place.

DURING DINNER...

"OH MY GAH!" I yelled and my hand flew to my stomach.

"WHAT!" Everyone screamed.

"Oh, nothing. I just poured hot coffee on myself." I muttered, feeling embarrassed.

That was when I truly felt something was wrong.

"OH MY GAAAAH!"

"Says the woman who cries 'baby'." Trevor muttered.

"HELP ME LINK!"

"What do you need help with? Did you drop a fork?" Pit asked, lamely.

"NO! OY MY GAH THE BABY'SCOMING!"

There was a moment of silence in which Snake fainted. Samus rolled her eyes.

"There he goes again." She said.

Meanwhile Link and Ganondorf were carrying me out of the dining hall, because apparently I weighed too much for Link to carry by himself.

"OH MY GAH THE PAAAAIN! OOOH, LIKE A THOUSAND PUNCHES TO MY STOMACH COMBINED WITH A SWORD!"

"Zelda, you're making a mountain out of a molehill." Samus said plainly.

"BUT IT STILL HURTS!"

They dumped me in the hall, where Mario quickly came running.

"I'm a doctor!" he announced like he had with Samus.

"I DON'T FREAKEN' CARE! YOU'RE A GUY! WAIT SO ARE LINK AND GANONDORF! GO AWAY!" I screamed really loudly.

That was about when Samus came running in the hall and literally kicked Ganondorf and Link back into the dining hall. Then she said, "PUSH, ZELDA! PUSH!"

Such good advice.

FIVE MINUETS LATER...

It was a boy.

"Let's name him Gabriel." I said to Link once he was allowed in the hall along with everyone else.

"I like the name Liam." Link said.

"Gabriel Liam!" Ness cheered loudly. Lucas took up his cheer: " Gabriel Liam! Gabriel Liam!"

So that was that. I had a beautiful baby boy and plenty of babysitters.

Except Ganondorf. He was never allowed near my child.

EVER.

END

P. S. : Happy birthday, Pit

ANYWAY, GhostKing still doesn't approve of parings. Especially ones with Samus! Samus is too busy defeating Metroids and stuff to get married, in my opinion. I prefer action and death. Only, not the death of my favorite characters. That makes me mad. (cough, cough…LYLE, MAURICE, SHADOW, BLAZE! Cough, cough…)

But Sarah on the other hand likes Romance stuff. And babies. Because they're so adorable. But she likes action stuff too. And she won when we argued over this. So that's why it's on FanFic.

So that's that. GhostKing didn't write half of this. It was all Sarah's idea.

NO FLAMES FOR EITHER OF US

Hasta la Vista, Readers!

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