I'll Make a Meal Out of Yoooooou

A/N: This is a re-written version of I'll Make an Omelette Out of You by ProudDispraxicWriter, because that one doesn't rhyme. So here's one that rhymes. Not intending to impune PDW's song, it is very nice. But this is sugar-induced, sleep-deprived awesomeness, so deal with it.

Let's get down to cooking/So that we can eat/Did they send me chicken/When I asked for beef?

They're the smallest grapes I've ever seen/And they will be u-useless/How could I make a meal out of this?

Tranquil as a pancake/Sticky with syrup/If you eat too quickly/Then you might throw up

I asked you for a halibut/But you brought me back a frog/Now I'll have to feed it to my dog

I am never gonna be a chef/Guess I'll have to go to college/Boy was I a fool for not taking Home Ec./ This guy's such a crazy chef/Hope he doesn't make me eat that/ I don't that I can get that down my neck!

(Be a meal)

We must be swift as a one course dinner

(Be a meal)

With all the culture of great Thai food

(Be a meal)

With all the seasoning they desire

Mysterious as the inside of the fridge

Time is racing toward us/'Til the guests arrive/Eat my every hors d'oeuvre/ And you might survive.

You're unsuited for/The kitchen floor/So get up and make me food/How could I make a meal out of you?

(Be a meal)

We must be swift as a one course dinner

(Be a meal)

With all the culture of great Thai food

(Be a meal)

With all the seasoning they desire

Mysterious as the inside of the fridge