A/N: Here is our next method to make that Koopa King want to throw us into lava. Well, this'll be the last chapter I can put up until I go on my trip, but I'm gonna try to work on it on my iPod so I can copy it down, edit it and then put up the next chapter up when I come back.

Until then, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Mario characters. They all belong to Nintendo.

"Freakin' Bowser!"

TSM kicked the door open to the guest room, clearly mad. Just a few days ago, her leg had finally finished healing which she found strange. But she assumed since they were in the Mushroom Kingdom, or the Mario world, things took quicker to heal and not as long as things did in the real boring messed up world. She walked in and started to rummage through Tina's green backpack with Tina coming in after her with her usual smile. "It wasn't THAT bad TSM. Don't let it get to you. You let too many things get under your skin."

"I'm aware of that." replied the brunette as she continued rummaging through Tina's bag. "Except at this moment, I don't care. I think I need to fix up my hair anyways!"

She stopped and took out what she was looking for. "Here we go!"

"Scissors?" said Tina curiously "Why do you need those?"

Without answering, TSM grabbed a chair that was near a desk and put it in front of Tina. TSM sat down in the chair and handed Tina the scissors "I don't trust myself cutting my own hair so you cut it."

The blonde took the scissors and stared at the scissors and looked back at her brunette friend. "Are you really sure you want me to do it?"

"If I ask Wendy to do it, she's gonna dye it or add so many unnecessary bows in it." replied TSM "So you're the closest thing I have to a hair dresser. Just do NOT make me bald!"

"Okie dokie!" replied Tina happily "No making someone bald! Got it!"

With that, she started to snip off some of the long brown hair.

A bell rang around the castle, calling the royal family for lunch. The Koopalings all assembled at the dining table, each of them taking a seat and waited for their father to arrive. As usual, they were all doing their own little things while waiting since Kamek had to go tell Bowser it was time for lunch. Ludwig was once again writing another one of his ever so infamous compositions, Lemmy was fooling around with the silver ware again, Larry was sorting out some cards, likely getting prepared to try and play a game of Go Fish with one of his siblings like Morton or Junior, Morton was talking about something no one gave a damn about with Roy getting ready to beat the filling out of him, Iggy was talking to Junior while Wendy was doing her make-up.

Bowser finally came through the door and greeted his children "Hello everyone."

"Hello King Dad." they all said at the same time.

The Koopa King sat down at his usual seat and looked around to see two empty seats among the Koopalings. "So those fan girls still aren't here yet. Good... I don't want to know why that brunette was so mad when I accidently called her Daisy. Wasn't that big of a deal..."

Some of the Koopa chefs came in and put a plate in front of Bowser and each of the eight children. Bowser looked at what was being served, which was a piece of steak. He hoped that none of his children would complain about their steak being cooked the wrong way. Since they were pretty picky, they wanted their steaks served a certain way. Lemmy liked his steak being frozen, Roy liked his drowned in hot sauce, Ludwig usually didn't care as long as there was some candy with it, Wendy wanted hers to be perfect which was hard and had her scream at the chefs, Iggy similar to Ludwig never cared about how his steak was. He'd eat it either way. Junior needed his cut into smaller pieces to make it easier for him to chew. Morton liked his medium rare and Larry liked it if his steak was easy to chew.

With the steak, there was also some bits and bites of vegetables. Most of them, except for Larry, just left the vegetables for later. Especially Roy.

Bowser got out of his train of thought when he heard the sound of a plate breaking. He looked over and was not surprised to see that Roy had knocked the plate out of the Koopa's hands. Which resulted in the plate falling and shattering. Again. "That ain't what I wanted! There isn't enough hot sauce!"

Roy started to shake the Koopa chef by grabbing him by the neck. Bowser sighed. He got up and grabbed Roy and made him let go of the chef. "Roy! Calm down!"

The pink burly Koopaling only scoffed and looked away. Bowser put him down back in his seat and put the chef down as well. "Just make another steak."

"And add more hot sauce or else you'll really get it!" threatened Roy who shook a fist at him.

The chef had been holding onto his neck in fear as he gulped nervously. He ran out of the dining hall while the rest of the Koopalings watched him leave. There was an awkward silence then the seven children and Bowser started to eat their lunch. Wendy soon stopped and looked down at her steak. She saw that the meat wasn't properly cooked which angered her. "King DAD!" she whined.

Bowser sighed and said "Yes sweetie?"

"Go get the chef!" said the pink shelled Koopa "I don't want this! I want a new steak!"

The Koopa King sighed. He knew those chefs were going to mess up. This was one reason why he hated having steak sometimes. While he enjoyed the taste everytime, it was always a pain when his kids were eating it. ESPECIALLY Wendy. "Wendy, please just eat it. It doesn't have to be perfect."

"Yes it does." replied Wendy.

"Here she goes..." muttered Larry.

The rest of her brothers looked away as if Wendy wasn't about to speak. "The meat has to be the right shade of pink, it has to taste the right way, has to have the right amount of barbecue sauce AND it has to be neither too big or too small or a portion."

Bowser sighed "CHEF! Get Wendy another steak!"

A sigh from the Koopa chefs could be heard from the kitchen. Wendy and Roy watched their other siblings continue to eat the food they had while being forced to wait for the chefs. Wendy looked at her father and asked "King Dad, can you take me to the mall?"

"No." promptly replied the Koopa King.

"Why not?" started the bratty Koopaling.

"I'm busy."

"No you aren't." replied Ludwig who didn't look up from his food.

Bowser glared at his eldest son and said "Okay so maybe I do have the entire day free since I've finished all my work, but if I take you to the mall then I'm bound to lose all my coins just because of some stupid dresses you want!"

Lemmy suddenly spoke up and he stood on the table "I wanna go to the mall too! I wanna go to the toy store to get a new ball because Roy broke my other one!"

The Koopa King stared at his second oldest and most immature son who was smiling with that derpy smile on his face. "Really?"

He turned towards Roy and said "You broke his ball AGAIN?"

"Hey, I can't control the fact I got claws." replied the pink wearing Koopa. "Besides, it was his fault! He and Junior decided to pull a prank on me!"

Bowser looked at Lemmy and Junior with a look of disapprovement and asked "What did you do?"

"It was all Lemmy's fault! I swear!" said Junior who pointed a claw towards the small oblivious Koopaling.

Lemmy tilted his head and asked "All we did was stick gum onto his chair."

"You ruined it!" said Roy "I tried to take it off but I ended up breaking it!"

"So... You need another chair for your room Roy?" asked Bowser.

Roy looked at his father and said "Well yeah. I mean, where else am I gonna go if I wanna rest in my room? I can't go on my bed because I might destroy the mattress or the blankets with my spikes."

Bowser facepalmed until he heard Larry say "Yeah! I need a new watch."

"Larry, what do you need a watch for?" asked Bowser "In fact, I don't recall you ever owning a watch!"

The sneaky Koopaling paused for a moment, thinking about why then replied "I just think it'd be easier than having to ask Ludwig for the time."

Bowser rolled his eyes and was about to say something else when Morton cut in with one of his ever so infamous speeches "Yeah, I want to get the newest heavy metal CD from Asking Koopandria. Well it's not really new, but I want to know more about the band so their latest album. And maybe if I could, get any other album they have because the other Koopas at school have told me to check this band out and I'd like to see if they're as good as the other Koopas say because I can't let up the offer to try a new heavy metal band, you know what I-"

Before he could continue, each of his siblings threw their spoons at the dark scaled Koopa. He tried to keep himself from getting hit and thought they were done ambushing him until Roy threw his fork at him. The fork hit him in the face which caused him to scream "Roy! That hurt!"

"Good." replied the sunglasses wearing Koopa.

Bowser sighed and was going to say something until Iggy chirped up saying "Hey, if they get to go to the mall, then can I come? I'd like to find more things to use for my experiments."

Ludwig then added "Now that I think about it, perhaps I'll look for some more paper I can use to write sheet music. I have some compositions I'd like to put on actual music sheets but all they do is sit on the pages of my notebook."

"You guys are going to a MALL?"

They all looked over to see Tina and TSM whose hair was cut short and had a light blue headband on. The Koopalings stared at the two girls, particularly TSM because of her hair cut. "That'd be cool!" said Tina with an excited tone "I always love going to a place where I can buy stuff! Like toys and video games! I hear there's a cool game called Larry Koopa: Zombie Heartbreaker and I wanna buy it!"

No one said anything or even brought up how someone from the human world heard of a game created by their second youngest brother of all people. Ludwig then asked "Are you by any chance still mad at our father for calling you the princess of Sarsaland?"

"What makes you think that?" asked TSM with a somewhat innocent tone?

Ludwig only rolled his eyes while Tina and TSM took their usual seats at the table. Tina cupped her hands around her mouth and yelled "Hey chefs! Two more of whatever you're serving right here please!"

A groan could come from the kitchen which only TSM seemed curious about while Tina continued talking "I'm sure we could buy whatever we want at the mall! That'd be cool, right?"

"No." replied Bowser "I'm not taking any of you to the mall!"

"But why not?" asked Lemmy with his little innocent voice.

"Yeah!" added Junior "I want new crayons and probably more paint too! I ran out again!"

"Well I can't afford to take all of you to the mall!" said Bowser "Don't you remember what happened last time I took you all?"

The Koopalings all stared at each other remembering exactly what happened. It was only a month ago when they all went with their father. Lemmy went to the toy store, Roy and Morton went to the pet store, Ludwig went to the music store, Larry went to the video game store, Wendy went to the clothes store, Iggy went to the electronics store and Junior went with their father to some arts and crafts store. Lemmy wanted to play with a bouncy ball but accidently caused all of them to fall out and bounce all around the store while some managed to scatter around the mall and cause customers to slip and hurt themselves.

Roy decided to be a jerk and release the more aggressive Chain Chomps from their poles and set them rampaging out into the store. Morton on the other hand released a Broggy that was trapped in a cage and they all went attacking numerous Koopas and Toads. To add up to that, because Lemmy let out all of the bouncy balls, people slipped on them and were caught and mauled by the savage "pets". Following that, Ludwig was playing one of his infamous compositions which caused a lot of by passers who heard him to scream. Rumor even had it one Toad became deaf because of this.

Junior went a little out of hand with his painting. Bowser decided to leave him along which turned out to be a mistake. Junior bought his paint but decided he wanted to paint that instant and created an artistic mess around the entire art store which angered the owner. Iggy went out of control too as he decided to try and create a mecha from some of the DVD players and radios out in display with the tools he kept in his shell.

Also, Wendy got mad at the saleswoman when she didn't have anymore of a dress she wanted that she decided to throw a tantrum and what a tantrum it was. She decided to tie salespeople together and let them watch her destroy her things. In the end, after Wendy left, a Chain Chomp ended up mauling the people she trapped. In the end, Bowser had to pay out 4365 coins from lawsuits, paying all the damage that was done to the mall, the release of the animals that escaped in the end and because Larry stole three video games and he was caught for it forcing Bowser to pay.

"Yes, that was a disaster..." said Ludwig.

"It was so bad it can be called a disaster?" questioned TSM as the Koopa chefs came in with a steak for TSM and Tina. TSM started to attempt cutting the steak with her knife while saying "Wow. You sure don't know how to watch over your kids."

"Quiet." said Bowser "Besides, there is one thing I need to do today."

"Oh and what is it?" questioned Wendy.

"There are some areas in the castle that need to be re-decorated." said Bowser "I'm calling in someone who knows what they're doing when it comes to style."

"So you're revamping the dungeon?" asked Tina.

"No." replied Bowser with a stern look on his face. "I just need some places re-decorated like possibly my room."

"Really?" asked Ludwig "Because I've seen you try to redecorate your room only to kick the decoraters out because you changed your mind."

Tina ate her steak as she listened in on the conversation. Bowser sighed and said "I'll just give them instructions since I wrote down what I want then we have to leave them along."

"Then we can go to the mall!" exclaimed Wendy with an excited tone.

"WHAT?" exclaimed Bowser "NO! I still say no even though I don't want any of you to disturb the workers!"

"Who said we wouldn't?" said Roy.

"We're less likely to behave either way father." added Ludwig.

"That doesn't sound too surprising." said TSM as she successfully cut a piece of steak off.

Bowser sighed "FINE... If it'll keep you all from causing another team of decoraters to leave, then I'll take all of you to the mall. And this time I'm bringing Kamek with us this time for any conflicts and to make sure there are no more lawsuits this time! Or any traces of thievery which would involve me having to pay for it!"

He looked at Larry who gave him a nervous smile. While Wendy cheered, the Koopa chefs came back with a new steak for Wendy and Roy. While Roy enjoyed his, Wendy ended up not enjoying hers again and threw the steak back at the chef. This caused them to sigh and return to the kitchen.

"I think there's steak in my teeth..."

TSM looked over from her DS to look at Tina who was looking at her mouth in the mirror. "Can you see anything?"

The brunette looked back at her DS which had Pokemon Ranger "I don't think I'll risk looking in your mouth Tina. That's like trying to check a shark's teeth."

"You sure?" asked Tina curiously.

"You will bite me if I do something wrong." replied TSM as she started to spin her DS styler around.

Tina looked outside the door "Hey TSM... Have you ever been interested in decorating?"

"Nope." replied TSM "I don't have a lot in my room nor have I tried to re-decorate it. The only thing I ever did was paint the walls orange. That's about it."

The pigtailed blonde looked outside and asked "Well I think we should do the job of decorating the castle and Bowser's room for the grumpy Koopa King!"

"You just want to get him angry with the horrible job we do." retorted TSM.

Tina looked like she was about to say something but stopped and sadly said "Yes..."

TSM closed her DS, put it down next to her and said "Well I'm definitely in with that."

A smile appeared on Tina's face as she said "You're really really serious?"

"Sure!" replied TSM "I mean, this sounds like fun! I should try to get into more 'feminine' things other than knitting."

Tina stared at TSM and replied "Awesome!"

There was an awkward silence until Tina said "First, we have to deal with the real decoraters..."

"I'm sure we'll think of something when Bowser, Kamek and the Koopalings leave." said TSM as she continued playing her game.

"Maybe..." replied Tina "I think I know what to do..."

"Come on kids! We're leaving now!"

Kamek and Bowser stood near the Doomship, waiting for the eight heirs of the throne. "What is taking them so long?"

"Just be more patient your Impatientness..." muttered Kamek under his breathe. "I don't think yelling at them will make them come any quicker. Especially since Wendy would want to look her best."

"Whatever..." replied Bowser "Besides, being pretty wouldn't change anything with her trip to the mall. You know, the usual."

Kamek snorted a bit, trying to hold back a laugh.

"Hi King Dad!"

Lemmy came in, rolling around on his ball. "I'm ready!"

Larry, Junior, Ludwig, Roy, Morton and Iggy were right behind him. Bowser looked around at his children and sighed "Gee, I wonder where Wendy is..."

"The usual." replied Ludwig "Putting on her make-up."

"Why does she need that?" asked Larry.

"She's a woman." said Roy "All girls are like that."

"You sure?" asked Iggy "Because those two girls who are staying around don't look like they wear make-up."

"I don't care!" yelled the burly Koopa.

Iggy stepped back a bit while Morton started another rambling speech "Now that you mention it, I remember that those two fan girls wished to come along with us because one of them wanted to get a video game, even though they probably don't have the console/hand held for the game they want-"

He was stopped by Roy who, as usual, punched Morton in the side of his face. Bowser sighed and replied "I'm hoping they forgot. Because I don't want them to come along with us! They're humans, and they'll probably cause more mayhem JUST because this is a brand new place!"

"Well they were excited just to be in this castle." muttered Ludwig.

"Okay, I'm ready!"

They all looked over at Wendy who was wearing a lot of mascara and lipstick. Lemmy, Larry, Iggy, Junior and Roy tried their best to hide their laughter but failed as Wendy was glaring at them. Bowser then said "Look, let's just get going."

The Koopalings went towards the Doomship. Bowser opened the door and allowed his children to get on. Once they were all on, he stopped Kamek by grabbing his arm. "Remember, whatever happens while I'm driving is your fault if you don't stop it."

Kamek only sighed and muttered "Yes your Hotheadedness..."

Once everyone was on, Bowser got on and went towards the steering wheel. He started the Doomship, feeling glad that the ship was working again after it was destroyed, and allowed it to fly in the air, headed towards the Dark Lands Shopping Center.

Like last time though, Tina popped up from the sand bags with an evil smile on her face. "And now that he is gone, our plan may come to action! Beware Bowser! Because revenge isn't done yet! Ahahahah!"

She jumped out of the sand bags and went back into the castle, to meet up with TSM and wait for the real decoraters to come.

"You're really sure this disguise will work?"

TSM stared at Tina who wore a Bowser head they had found in Bowser's office possibly from Mario Party segments, a Koopa shell she made herself last week when she was bored because TSM couldn't move from her crippled leg, and a sort of costume that looked like a Koopa's body. "It doesn't look like it'll be convincing enough Tina."

"Oh come on TSM. Think about it..." said Tina through the Bowser head "In this world, I'm positive that these guys are idiots."

"Why do you think that?"

"I've played Mario games!" said Tina "I know how stupid Koopas are! If they have green shells, then there's a chance that they will actually think I'm Bowser! Because if they manage to walk down into pits and fall to their death without thinking, there's a chance that they are stupid!"

There was an awkward silence which prompted TSM to ask "Did you just use logic?"

"Yep..." said Tina with a dark tone.

TSM stared at her and muttered "And the smart moment has become a disturbing moment..."

There was a loud ring that rang through the castle. "Hide!"

Tina pushed TSM away from view and went towards the castle doors. She looked over at the mechanics on the door. She tried to remember what she saw when Bowser kicked them out when they first came to the castle and wanted to stay. She noticed a turning thing and started to turn it around and around. She could hear the door starting to go down from the creaking sounds of the wooden door. Soon, she could see two green shelled Koopas with a wagon full of paints, tools and other things used for decorating.

"Hello!" said Tina with a gruff deep voice that didn't sound like Bowser "So you two came for the decorating? Finally! You know how impatient I am!"

The decorating Koopas stared at fake Bowser. The first Koopa who had a clipboard in hand asked "What is going on sir? Your voice sounds different."

"Oh..." said Tina "I'm just a bit sick. That's all."

She did a fake cough, still in the deep tone of voice she tried to keep. The Koopas continued staring at her while one awkwardly said "Okay..."

They moved their wagon into the castle. "So, you wish for us to work on your room?"

"Oh that won't be necessary."

The Koopas stared at the fake Bowser and both said "What?"

"You see, I decided that I'll just have one of my servants to work on revamping my room."

"But sir." said the Koopa dragging along the materials "You said so yourself that you need us to work on your room."

"Well I know someone who can do a better job than both of you combined!" said Tina with an angry voice "Besides, I still remember what you two did last time!"

The Koopa decorators gulped nervously at the threat and how angry he seemed. Last time they came to the castle, he was okay with it but said if they failed to do a good job, then he'd throw them into the lava. They saw him do that to a Goomba guard because he informed him one of the guards failed to complete their job. It wasn't even the Goomba's fault as he wasn't the one who did it. "O-okay!" said the clipboard Koopa "We'll just leave now!"

"WAIT!"

The Koopas froze with fear and stared at Tina Bowser. "I'm going to need your supplies."

Without hesitation, the Koopa guards pushed the cart towards her and ran out of the castle quickly. Tina took the Bowser head off and closed the door again. "I knew those guys were stupid!"

TSM came out from hiding and looked at the supplies "Whoa. That's a lot. And very nice acting. You were right about them."

"I know right?" said Tina "I was actually right about something!"

The brunette stared at her and said "Let's just bring this stuff to his room..."

In front of Bowser's room, Tina and TSM were both wearing a pair of overalls with different colored t-shirts and different pairs of work shoes. TSM wore an orange work shirt with blue overalls and a white hat and red shoes while Tina had a green shirt and blue overalls along with a green hat and brown shoes because she wanted to look like Luigi.

"Are you ready for this?" asked Tina.

"Definitely." said TSM.

They opened the door to the Koopa King's room and walked in while Tina brought in the supplies. TSM and Tina looked around the room while TSM said "Huh. In the light, it's much bigger."

"I know right?"

Tina put down the cart and looked inside. She took out a can of paint and tried to rip off the top. She grabbed two paint brushes and threw TSM one which she failed at catching as it hit her in the head. While TSM bent down to pick up her paint brush, Tina grabbed more paint and opened them all. In the end, they had opened a can of white, blue, black, red, green, yellow, pink and purple paint ready for painting.

"Bowser's room is gonna look fabulous!" said Tina loudly.

She dipped her paint brush into the green paint and carelessly threw it around which had it land on Bowser's carpet. She looked down and said "Whoops."

"Be more careful Tina."

TSM picked up the can of orange paint and tried to move it but some paint came out and landed on the carpet. When she managed to bring it to the wall, about one third of the can was gone. TSM stared at her mess and said "And would you look at that, I did worse than you..."

Tina was laughed at her comment and picked up the red paint. She put it down and started to paint an "M" on the wall while TSM painted some flowers. As they worked, Tina was making numerous messes like spelling "Mario", "Luigi", "Toad" and "Princess Peach will never love you" with red paint while TSM only decorated it with small flowers of numerous colors.

The blonde looked at her friend a bit curiously and disapproved of it a bit "You know, we'll never get much done if you keep doing that."

"So?" said TSM "I doubt he likes flowers so what better way but to mess this place up with tiny beautiful flowers?"

"I knew you were too fragile." said Tina "Which makes me surprised you are my friend!"

TSM gave her a confused look but then went back to her flowers. Tina dipped her brush into blue paint, came back while leaving a small broken streak of blue paint while saying "You gotta do it more like this!"

She started to messily paint the walls with tons and tons of paint while accidently getting some on TSM's hair and clothes. When she was done, she had painted a mural of Luigi, Mario, Yoshi and Peach. "Perfect!" she exclaimed.

TSM got up with a streak of blue paint on her hair and head band, some green paint on her face, spots of pink paint on her clothes and some red paint on the bands of her overalls. She looked at Tina with a look of disapproval and said "Really? You made me a colorful mess with your mural!"

She studied the mural then added "And where did you get brown and peach paint? We don't' have that!"

"That's something for me to know and for you to never find out!" she exclaimed.

With that, Tina grabbed the black paint and started to paint more and more onto the wall near Bowser's bed. TSM looked down at where her little flowers had been only to see Tina had painted on them. She facepalmed and followed Tina to where she was. Just as she got there, Tina had finished painting and accidently hit TSM in the face with her brush which still had black paint. Tina noticed and looked behind her. "Whoops."

Annoyed, TSM grabbed Tina's paint brush and said "How about I hold onto this for a while?"

Tina gave her a sheepish smile "That's a good idea..."

The blonde jumped on the bed to get to the other side, but tripped and crashed into the night stand where she once again destroyed Bowser's lamp. She looked at the shards and the collapsed night stand and uttered "Whoops."

She put the night stand back and slowly walked away. TSM looked down at the be with the covers and noticed something. "Tina, I think we're really gonna get on Bowser's kill list."

"Why?"

The brunette pointed at the bed. Tina looked down to see her shoes had gotten black paint on them. When she stepped on the sheets, she left black shoe prints on them. "Whoops." she said again.

"No worries." said TSM "Black isn't THAT bad of a color."

She dipped the paint brush into the black paint and painted the back of Tina's clothes with it. When she was done, she looked at her with a sadistic smile "In fact, it looks quite good on you."

Tina glared at her and grabbed her brush again "You can't be a sadist like that with paint! Only Brandon and Benten can!"

TSM got a grip on the paint brush too and said "Well, guess who had been suffering MOST of your paint mishaps since you're do darn messy!"

"The floor?"

The brunette face palmed again before trying to pull the paint brush out of Tina's grip. Tina held onto it as if her life depended on it and fought back. "No! It's my paint brush! Use your own!"

"Your paint brush is what soiled my clothes!"

"Which is why we wear them! Because then we can soil them!"

"Yeah, but I don't expect my clothes and FACE to get soiled with paint too!"

"That's not the end of it, no ma'am!"

Tina pushed TSM off the paint brush then dipped hers in purple paint. She bent down and started to paint TSM's hands purple. Angrily, TSM dipped hers in orange paint and left a streak on Tina's pigtails. The blonde glared at her and said "Oh now it's time to call a PAINT WAR!"

She ran away towards the cart with the supplies and grabbed another tub of red paint. She opened it up, dipped it in and tried to splatter paint on TSM. Only some of it ended up on the pant leg of her overalls while the rest splattered on the window of Bowser's room and onto his huge emblem on the floor. TSM reacted by dipping her brush in green paint and doing the same action which Tina allowed because she liked the color green. TSM sighed at her reaction and dipped her brush into blue paint, repeating the process and splattering paint on her again which didn't make the psycho blonde happy.

Tina grabbed her red paint jar, let out a battle cry and headed towards TSM, trying to dump it over her. TSM screamed and attempted to run away from the blonde. As she did so, Tina kept missing leaving a huge red mess on the walls, on the windows, on the bed, on the night stand, on the floor and on some paintings. TSM retaliated by grabbed a paint roller and dipping it in white paint. She hid behind the bed while Tina was distracted and waited until she got close enough to attack her with white paint.

The blonde then splashed some red paint which covered her overalls and the sleeves of her shirt along with some parts of the pant legs. TSM took the jar from her and repeated the process doing the same thing but since it had less paint, there was only a small amount of paint on Tina's overalls and none of it reached her precious green shirt. TSM sighed and grabbed the purple paint jar and splattered it all over her overalls, her shoes and her shirt. "No!" she cried "Now I can't be Luigi!"

She tackled TSM down and they started to fight some more, accidently falling into the platter with the paint for the paint roller. They kept rolling fighting leaving paint marks everywhere from hand print, shoe prints or just random messes. About five minutes later, they both ran out of breathe. Well, TSM ran out of breathe and called a truce with Tina who happily accepted. They both sat down, both practically rainbow colored sitting back to back in the middle of the room.

"Well..." said TSM "That was... Interesting..."

They studied their areas and looked at the mess they had created with their paint war. There were numerous paint blotches on the walls, the windows were doused with pink, orange, red and black paint, the curtains had some purple and green polka dots on the red velvet, the bed was rainbow colored instead of blue and yellow, the night stand looked worse and the glass shards were almost invisible. The carpet looked the worse as there were numerous paint stains on the carpet and Bowser's emblem was no longer visible to anyone.

"At least we finished the paint job." said Tina as she got up. She headed over to the supplies "Now all we gotta do is actually decorate it."

"How?" asked TSM "Look at this place! Painting the town red has been given an entire new meaning!"

"Okay, two things" started Tina "One, this is rainbow with black and white. Not rainbow."

TSM only face palmed to this which left a green hand print on her forehead. "And two," continued Tina "We just have to lace it up!"

"They have lace in there?"

"Yep!"

Tina reached in and pulled out a roll of lace and let it roll away from her. "We can spread this around the room and say we've finished decorating! Because this place looks so much better than it already did!"

"If you say so..." muttered TSM.

They both took some lace and started to spread it around. They replaced the curtains with the lace like an embroidment. TSM tried to knit some lace onto Bowser's pillows and around a small photograph (with the picture barely visible because of the paint war) to make it prettier and girlier. Tina on the other hand just spread it around as if they were holding a party by putting them like streamers.

In the end, there was lace in almost every corner of the Koopa King's room. "Fantastic!"

TSM stared at the room which was mostly just color and fabric. "I don't know... It still doesn't seem decorated enough..."

"Your room isn't decorated enough." retorted Tina which clearly insulted the brunette. "But I know what else to add!"

She reached into the supply cart and pulled out a poster. She opened the poster and stuck it onto the wall in front of the door so it'd be the first thing Bowser would see. TSM stared at the poster in shock and looked at Tina "Where the heck did you get THAT?"

"You shall never know..." said Tina.

"Isn't that over kill?"

"Nooo..." replied the blonde "Blowing the room up to re do it is overkill. This is just so we can scar him for life."

"You actually think THAT will scar him for life?"

"Sure!" replied Tina "It'll be nightmare fuel Bowser style!"

"It's nightmare fuel mature style..."

"Quiet."

"You're really lucky that I have an extra pair of clothes in my bag..." muttered TSM as the two girls headed back to the room.

"At least that will surely annoy Bowser! Which is what to be expected right?" said Tina as optimistic as usual.

"I suppose..." replied the brunette.

"So when do you think Bowser will come back?" asked Tina.

"I don't know." replied the brunette "But let's just hope it's not-"

"What the hell happened to you two?"

They both looked behind them to see Bowser, Kamek, the Koopalings and Bowser Jr who were all staring at the two girls. They turned to face them while Tina somewhat innocently said "What? What do you mean? We're not doing something suspicious!"

No one said anything while the Koopalings exchanged confused glances. "You two are covered in paint." noted Iggy.

"Have you two been working on an art project of some sort?" asked Junior.

"You can say that..." sheepishly said TSM.

"What have you two done?" asked Bowser sternly.

The girls exchanged nervous glances until Tina said "You might want to wait until you go to your room."

With that, they both ran off into the opposite direction. Bowser let their words sink into his mind then his eyes widened. He quickly ran off to the direction of his room. He didn't stop and pushed away all the troops that were out in the hall patrolling. When he got to his room, he opened up only to scream. He saw his room all colorful with a somewhat messed up mural with his worst enemies and the princess he had always tried to win over. He also saw a lot of lace embroided where his curtains once were on the windows, his bed was rainbow colored as well and his lamp was gone again.

But to top it all off, across from the room, he saw a poster of something he didn't want to see. His eye started to twitch and he huffed out some smoke. He slammed the door to his room and screamed "YOU FREAKIN' FANGIRLS!"

6. Redecorate Bowser's room

A/N: More screentime for the Koopalings in this chapter! Yeah! More abuse to TSM in a way! ... She's a butt monkey in this fanfic like Bowser just because I feel like it XD

Next time on 100 Ways to Annoy Bowser...

Another one of my Main OCs will be coming to assist us with the annoying. For just that chapter. Who is it? You'll have to tune in and find out next time! Ha ha! I'm a jerk! Yes, next time on 100 Ways to Annoy Bowser, another main OC is coming just for that chapter so stay tuned for that!

And see the reference?

Until the next update!