Me: So don't worry guys… not giving up on my story…. My friend and I just thought you would enjoy a stupid story… courtesy of our extreme boredom.
Danny Muse: Oh my gosh… what on earth are you going to do? *Face pales*
Me: *Smiles evily.* Buahahhahah
Danny Muse: Oh help….
LoveOnMyArms: Sam, Ron, Dumbledore, Vlad, Jazz.
DPfruitloop: Tucker, Danny, Hermione, Harry, Voldemort.
Tucker: Hey Danny! Wanna go down to the Nasty Burger after school tomorrow?
Danny: Na… I think that Sam would appreciate a break from watching us eat meat. Haha.
Tucker: Hey… speaking of which… where is Sam?
Sam: I died.
Jazz: That sucks…
Vlad: I'm evil .
Danny: What are you doing here fruit-loop? *goes ghost*
Vlad: -pees himself-
Jazz: That's hot…
Sam: I-I don't even want to know –paints nails black and eats a salad-
Voldemort: BUAHHAHAHAHAHAH I AM EVIL!
Danny: What are you? Some ghost?
Voldemort….no…..
Tucker: HEHEHEHHEH YOU'RE FUNNY LOOKING!
Sam: That's kind…
Ron: VLADDYMORT! I MEAN VOLDEMORT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE MY LOVE?
Dumbledore: -whispers to Ron- That guy with glasses and a hat is hot.
Tucker: O.O IS YOU TALKING ABOUT ME OLD BRO?
Danny: And what do you mean "My love" redhead?
Harry: Hey ghost thing… is that your sister with the blue headband?
Danny: …. Ummm who are you?
Harry: She is hot.
Danny: DUDE! WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH YOU? *blasts Harry with ecto-ray.*
Harry: AHHHHHHH *dies*
Voldemort: hey thanks.
Ron: It's ginger to you, ghost boy.
Dumbledore: -assaults Tucker-
Jazz: NOOOO! HE WAS HAWT!
Vlad: Hey Voldy, ;)
Sam: I don't even know….
Danny: okay so let me get this straight dude... Ron is it? Are saying you have the hots for me?
Ron: Yes. –Attacks-
Sam: Violent much….O.o –goes to vegetarian/ emo corner-
Jazz: My life sucks -commits suicide-
Danny: JAZZ NO! * cries over dead body and turns to Ron* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! *shoots ecto-blast at Ron and kills him.*
Hermione: HEY HARRY GUESS WHAT?
Harry: What?
Hermione: I WENT GOTH!
Harry: Oh my gosh…
Hermione: Yup. Oh look a fellow Goth! LET'S GO SEE HAPPY FEET 2 TOGETHER WHILE EATING A SALAD!
Sam: o.o OKAY! –Runs off together and gets married-
Vlad: -cries because Voldemort still hasn't said Hi back-
Jazz: -is still dead-
Ron: -is still dead-
Dumbledore: -dances-
Tucker: I will NOT dance with you… Danny help please.
Danny: SAM LEFT ME! *cries*
Tucker: DANNY HELP! GET AWAY FROM ME OLD BRO!
Voldemort: What the fudge is wrong with you fruit-loop?
Dumbledore: Imperio! NOW YOU SHALL DANCE WITH ME!
Vlad: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A FRUIT-LOOP! AT LEAST I HAVE A NOSE! AND A SOUL.
Voldemort: WELL AT LEAST I- na you're right… I suck.*commits suicide*
Danny: SAM! *cries*
Tucker: DANNY THIS OLD DUDE IS A GHOST!
Danny: I highly doubt that.
Tucker: YA HE IS! HE DIED IN THE 6TH MOVIE!
Danny: oh yeah I remember that…Me and Sam saw that together… *cries*
Tucker: OH FUDGE!
Vlad: NOOOOO! MY LOVE! –Commits suicide-
Dumbledore: Oh….I'm supposedly dead…-dies again- (Kids, this is what happens when you eat too much fast food)
Danny: MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT SAM!
Tucker: what am I? Chopped liver?
Danny: yup.
Tucker: you suck.
Danny: I know.
Tucker: well do you want to play video games or something?
Danny: Na my life sucks without Sam. *commits suicide*
Tucker WHAT THE FUDGE! NOW I'M FOREVER ALONE…at least I still have my PDA….*drops PDA and it breaks*…my life sucks.
THE END.
Danny Muse: you are messed up DPfruitloop…
Me: I warned you.
Danny Muse: Never write another one of these.
Me: No promises
Danny Muse: Help me readers… help.
LoveOnMyArms: Just shush Danny…you know you enjoyed having a ginger fall in love with you…
Danny Muse: *face pales* DID NOT!
Me and LoveOnMyArms: SURE….
Danny Muse: YOU SUCK *leaves*
Me: sorry guys Comment if you enjoyed… and maybe I will post another one, probably as a second chapter to this. If you thought this was terrible or the weirdest thing you have ever read in your life, that's fine, go get eaten by a Basilisk that is controlled by Vlad. Okay thanks readers!