Unfortunately I will have to start with Rob/Rae…such a weird way to start things off… 'Sigh' has to be done… I hate Rob/Rae very much though. Still it'll be fun to see Robin and Raven's reactions! Yay hate for this shipping! :D Unfortunately for these two the shippings will spread like wild fire throughout the Titan Network, so Starfire and Beast Boy will hear about it at one point in time…

The thought of torturing Robin kinda makes up for it…of who am I kidding it totally does! :D I'm very evil when it come to the Boy Blunder! Well I also want to apologize for my long absence…I should be studying for finals now but I decided to pick this up again! See I sacrifice my studying time for you guys …ok so I'm procrastinating! I'm only human! I'm working on Nightmares I really am but I don't know when that'll come out and something weird happened to my laptop and my latest chapter of Titans Meet the Gaang got deleted!... Grrrr these few months have been challenging hopefully this semester will be easier… Well without further delay here's the next chapter of Shipping Wars!

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans…but I do own all 1-5 season DVD's! :D :D :D (Yay for Christmas!)

Robin raised a brow as two people ran past them with happy smiles and both arms carrying at least two shopping bags of Teen Titan stuff. See that didn't bother him so much, what really got to him was the fact one was dressed as Beast Boy decked out in green paint and all. And the other person was dressed as Speedy; the guy even had a quiver, fake arrows, and a fake bow to match!

"…Oh…kay…" he thought as he shook his head.

Raven sighed aggravated as she spotted more than one 'super fan' gawk at her and Robin as they walked by. A vein was starting to show at the side of her forehead as the sounds of much conversation in the huge complex bounced off the walls. The purple haired empath could tolerate loud noises but when her patience was already being tested by being tricked to go to a 'celebration' her tolerance wears down very quickly.

"Why did you agree to this again?" the amethyst eyed girl questioned her leader when she glowered at a person who just snapped a picture of her. The fan yelped and fled before Raven could inflict pain onto them.

Robin shrugged, "It didn't seem too bad at the time." He gave a weird look to a boy that was supposed to be dressed like him.

"Regretting it now?" Raven asked as a group of girls squealed at the sight of them, she rolled her eyes at them.

"A little…" Robin trailed off when that same group of girls walked up to them blocking their path. There were probably five of them in total ranging from fourteen to sixteen years old at the most. Each wore a huge smile, most carrying bags of Titan souvenirs and trinkets, some wearing I 3 Teen Titans (!) T-shirts. The most peculiar one was the head girl of the group wearing a light purple shirt with the words 'Rob/Rae 4eva!' on it.

The two Titans exchanged looks with one another but this only elicited another squeal from the girls, "They exchanged looks!" a red head trilled.

"I know, I know!"

"I almost fainted!"

"I almost died!"

"Write down the hint! Write down the hint!"

"Take that anti Rob/Rae people!"

Confusion and irritation were building up quite rapidly between the two unfortunate heroes as the girls babbled on about nonsense. "Girls settle!" the head one said, it immediately fell quite among the group.

The brunette smiled and nodded at them before turning to Robin and Raven her smile turned extremely bright, her eyes shimmering with excitement. Robin held back a groan of annoyance and Raven resisted the urge to roll her eyes at the star struck fan.

"Hi! I'm Carol!" the girl greeted way too over enthusiastically.

"Uh…hi." Robin replied unsurely while Raven just gave a slight nod of her head.

"Can I just say what an amazing honor it is to meet you two? The leader and strongest Titan in your network, it's just…so awesome!" the girl squealed. Though they winced at the high pitched cat screech they were kinda pleased with the comment.

"I mean the ultimate power couple it's just…squee!" she shrieked.

There somewhat pleased grins turned into frowns quickly, "Power couple?" they both asked in unison.

The girls squealed again, "They spoke in unison!"

"Another hint!"

"Write that down, write that down!"

"Girls!" Carol trilled and they calmed down but their excited grins were still plastered on their faces; unnerving the two heroes. The brunette then turned to Robin and Raven, "Well of course! I mean it's so obvious you guys are like dating!" she said like it was so obvious.

Robin's jaw dropped while Raven's eyes widened, "Dating?" they chorused.

"Of course! Rob/Rae it our favorite shipping! It's so like obvious that you guys should be together!" a blonde piped up from the small group behind the brunette.

"Shipping?" Robin asked hesitantly afraid of the answer he may receive.

Of course he received some overly dramatic gasps of surprise, "You don't know what shipping is?" a different blond questioned incredulously. The two Titans were starting to look for a way to escape this torture, anything to get away from these weird fans.

"Should we?" Robin questioned, Raven sighed.

"You're digging your own grave." She informed her leader through her telepathy.

"Shut up!" Robin grumbled.

"Well….chyah!" the two raised a brow at the answer, "Shipping is basically a couple that people either love more than anything-!"

"Which for us is Rob/Rae!" one chimed in cutting off their brunette leader.

"Or hates with a passion." Carol finished with a shrug, "Like my friend here said Rob/Rae is our favorite! I mean come on you guys are like the perfect couple! The hints are there." She said actually believing she was right.

"Rob/Rae?" Raven wanted to hit Robin upside the head for all his stupid questions.

"You and Raven duh!" they both went wide eyed.

"WHAT!" Robin shouted but Raven had the sense to not shout but only stare at the group in front of her incredulously. The two looked at each other strangely and for good measure took a step away from each other.

"I always thought the definition of the word idiots were Beast Boy and Cyborg." Raven muttered shaking her head, "I was wrong it's super fans." She sighed; Robin could only nod in agreement.

The group of teens either didn't hear Raven or ignored it, "You guys are so cute together! I don't know what those Rob/Star shippers are thinking." The brunette scoffed. Every girl shuddered at the thought, "And BB/Rae too!" she added, one groaned at the mention of that shipping.

"Don't even! I don't even know where that came up!"

(A/N: I had a conversation like this once where the person thought Rob/Star and BB/Rae were the worst things that could ever happen and was ever created…I was pissed off for the rest of the day…the person was sore from my beati-I mean accidently falling down the stairs…)

Robin opened his mouth to question this but Raven shot him a glare, "Don't you dare!" she hissed.

"Awwww!" someone cooed, "Robin listens to Raven! He so loves her!"

Raven shook her head, "Listen I do not and have not ever loved Raven in a romantic way!" Robin said slowly as if talking to a bunch of three year olds, "She's like a sister to me if anything!" the empath nodded but was inwardly touched at the confession, she did look at the Boy Wonder like an older brother.

The girls only blinked at him, the brunette sighed, "Robin, Robin, Robin," the teen sighed, "its not good to deny your feelings for Raven it'll hurt her own feelings! You don't want to hurt her do you?"

Robin's jaw fell open as a look of aggravation came onto his face, "Did you just listen to what I said?" he questioned.

"Denial is not just a river in India!" a blonde chirped.

"Egypt nimrod." Raven corrected dryly, "This just proves how intelligent they really are." The empath thought resisting the urge to roll her eyes.

"Awww come on Robin! Just get the courage to ask her out already the wait is killing us!" one girl whined.

"Better yet!" Carol trilled, "Just kiss her!"

Robin choked up a bit while Raven's eyes widened for the umpteenth time since they ran into these girls, "That's it I'm outta here!" the purple haired girl announced her eyes glowing white, she began to sink into the ground.

"Oh Raven don't be so shy! Robin stop her!" a girl cried growing closer, Robin soon realized the group had surrounded them in a circle as the girl called that.

"Wait Raven take me with you!" the Boy Wonder cried reaching out to the empath desperate to get away.

"You got us into this mess." Raven reminded him and soon she was gone but the last thing she said echoed, "You're on your own Boy Blunder." Robin cursed under his breath and heard the squealing get louder.

"Awww he wanted to go with Raven!"

"He didn't want to leave her side!"

"Robin how long have you loved Raven?"

"Oh when are you planning to ask her out?"

"Why are you afraid to ask her out?" the leader of the Titans was bombarded with questions and he tried to back away from the group but they had shifted closer with every question. He was in the center of a tight circle of obsessed Rob/Rae fan girls.

"Aaaaah!" he shouted as he was engulfed.

…Hehehehehe I'm so cruel

This kinda made up for the sickening Rob/Rae fans I had to create for this chapter. Still 'shudders' Rob/Rae is horrible! I wasn't too happy with their reactions but hey I could get into that more in later chapters if it comes us again…or when it does. Like I said before this convention deals with a lot of fans so a shipping war may be the outcome of all this.

Alright so now that this horrible shipping is done what else do you guys want to read about? I'll take crack shippings too because that'll be hilarious, anything will do like I said before you may use the heroes, any villain, and any ally the Titans have! So that's it I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review! Until next time, peace!