Me no own Inuyasha! XD
Word Count- 549
You're A Mean One…
The dark mauve mists of miasma teased and prodded at the air, poisoning it with its venomous fangs until the air was completely overwhelmed by the toxin. The fog completely submerged the cave, obscuring it from the world outside the miasma's barriers. However, in the cold twilight, the faint illuminations from the dying stars were running their fingers over an unfamiliar paper covering a strange oval-like object, an object that resided outside of his cave. The paper was scarlet and shone like several compacted rubies. A portly man in a red and white suit with a long, curly beard danced across the paper excitedly, his lips curved into an infectious smile and his rosy cheeks wordlessly expressing his joy. At the top was a red ribbon, which curled around the present like two crimson serpents.
To Naraku, it was the ugliest thing he had ever seen.
His lip curled in disgust as his fingers reached to stroke the paper. It was smooth yet rough, flimsy yet strong, and it hid the object perfectly from his view. His finger hooked under the sticky material that pieced the object together and, with a deep breath, he began to lift it. The paper began to fall to the ground. Little by little the paper fell, the dancing chubby man snickering at him as he was thrust to the dirty ground. At last, the paper was gone and the object was in his view. It was his now! But…there was problem, a huge problem, one that made Naraku's brow furrow.
He didn't know what it was.
It was a strange bowl that was made of glass, though it sat upon a black platform that was decorated by several pushy-things. But what caught his attention and kept it were the blades inside the glass bowl. Was this some sort of weapon? It was the strangest weapon he had ever seen. What warrior would use this load of crap? He'd be defeated the moment he introduced it to his opponent!
It was then that he found the card.
To Naraku,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your crap stinks
And so do you.
May you have a very Un-Merry Christmas! And remember the Inu-tachi whenever you use this blender. Have fun trying to work it! Electricity won't be invented for a couple of centuries. So, until then, good luck trying to figure out what it does!
Punches and kicks and hopes for a very Unhappy New Year!
-The Inu-tachi
"Inuyasha," he growled, glaring daggers at the so called "blender". "You will pay for this, you worthless hanyou!"
He slammed his fist onto the platform, only to have the "blender" roar to life under his touch. Naraku jumped back, utterly surprised, and stared skeptically at the churning blades. 'What do humans use this for, anyway? To kill themselves?' Slowly, he drew closer, peering at the rotating blades and resisting the urge to stuff his fingers in his ears to repel the bothersome sound it was creating.
Then, Naraku did the most un-Naraku thing-he tripped over a rock, and his head fell into the bowl.
Let's just say Naraku figured out on that Christmas what a blender's purpose was to humans.
And that was for chopping food up…whether you were food or not.
Thank you so much to Elantina! I loved thisX) Guess which Christmas movie the title is from? Haha.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Hope you've enjoyed this!
Lady E