Hey, Hawktalon here.

This story is set between Firestar's Quest and Midnight.

Hope you like it.

ThunderClan at the Fair

One day Firestar took his whole clan for a walk. Even the kits and Elders! They were walking towards Twolegplace when they saw a great big wheel.

"Mummy, what is that?" Leafkit asked Sandstorm.

"I don't know," Sandstorm replied.

"It's a giant Twoleg monster! It's going to eat us all," Mousefur shouted.

"YAY! Eat us all!" Random cats said.

"Let's go check it out!" Firestar said.

Firestar and Graystripe lead the Clan towards the Twoleg monster. It was surrounded by colourful tents and lights. When they arrived they were separated. They also forgot about the big wheel.

Somehow all the toms were together.

"What should we do now?" Dustpelt asked.

Cloudtail runs over to spinning ride, "let's go on this."

"No, you can go yourself," Longtail said.

"Anyone else want to come?" Cloudtail asked hopefully.

"I will," said Thornclaw.

The two toms bound towards the ride.

Meanwhile, with the she-cats;

"Now kits, you must behave yourselves," Ferncloud told Squirrelkit and Leafkit.

"COTTON CANDY!" Squirrelkit screamed.

"YAY! COTTON CANDY!" A random bunch of twolegs shouted.

"WHERE?" Leafkit asked.

Squirrelkit jumps into cotton candy machine, "HERE!"

"WAIT FOR ME!" Leafkit yelped.

"WHY ARE WE ALL SPEAKING IN CAPITALS?" Brightheart asked.

"Cause you can," Hawktalon replied.

"You're not meant to be in this story!" Brightheart pointed out.

Hawktalon flies off into the distance.

"I can fly too" some random twoleg said. Then it jumped off a cliff, flapping its 'paws.'

SPLAT!

Back with the toms;

Cloudtail and Thornclaw stagger off the spinning ride.

"I see pretty stars," Cloudtail stammered and walked into Firestar.

"I'm a little teapot short and stout . . ." Thornclaw sang. He fell over and passed out.

"I told them. I told them, but do they listen? No," Longtail said, looking impressed with himself.

"Where's Cinderpelt when you need her?" Firestar asked looking worried.

BOOM! A weird cat called Lunarwing appears.

"I am a medicine cat. Grab some toffee and a hot dog," Lunarwing said, seeing the fallen cats.

Brambleclaw runs off. He comes back holding toffee and half a hot dog.

"What happened to the other half of the hot dog? Let me guess, it's in your gut," Lunarwing said.

"Are you psychic?" Brambleclaw asked.

"No, I used the force," Lunarwing replied in a mysterious voice.

"Are you one of our warrior ancestors?" Ashfur asked.

"No. I am your future," Lunarwing answered in a spooky voice.

"Now freaky future cat with toffee and half a hot dog, can you leave," Firestar said.

"Fine, I won't help them," Lunarwing said walking off eating the hot dog.

Back with the she-cats;

"Squirrelkit, get out of the cotton candy!" Sandstorm said.

"YAY! COTTON CANDY!" some random cats said.

"Say that once more and I will claw you," Sandstorm growled.

"I'm pink!" Leafkit squeals.

"WEE," Squirrelkit screams as the machine starts going..

"Get out of there now!" Sandstorm yelped.

Leafkit jumps out and lands on Sandstorm's face.

"AAAHHH!" Squirrelkit cries. The machine is spinning too fast. Squirrelkit flies out and lands on Hawktalon who is still flying.

"What are you doing here?" asked Hawktalon.

"I am Squirrelflight!" Squirrelkit giggles.

"Well it's time to go back to Sandstorm now," Hawktalon said dropping Squirrelkit.

"EEEEEEEE," Squirrelkit squeals. She lands on Firestar.

"Oww Squirrelkit, why are you covered in cotton candy?" Firestar asked.

The toms had just found the she-cats.

"Where are the Elders?" Brackenfur asked.

"Split up and search for clues," Brambleclaw ordered.

"YAY! SEARCH FOR CLUES!" the random bunch of cats (including Ashfur) say.

"Clawing time!" Sandstorm said.

"YAY! CLAWING TIME!" the annoying bunch of random cats say.

Sandstorm leaps at the cats.

The annoying cats disappear and appear in the cotton candy.

Sandstorm looks around growling.

"Settle down, honey," Firestar said.

Annoying bunch of random cats jump out of cotton candy all pink except for Ashfur who was green! "HONEY!"

"HONAY!" Squirrelkit calls out.

"Let's go raid the honey store!" Leafkit decides.

"YAY! RAID HONEY STORE!" The ThunderClan cats say.

"Aren't we supposed to be finding the elders?" Brambleclaw asked.

"No they are too old!" Leafkit says.

"YAY! OLD!" The random bunch of annoying, cotton candy covered cats say.

"That's no way to speak about your elders!" Firestar scolded.

"YAY! SORRY FIRESTAR!" The random bunch of annoying, fairy floss covered, not very sorry cats say.

Firestar bangs his head against a wall.

Cats run off in search of honey, leaving Firestar and Sandstorm behind.

"What monster have I created? My cats are all pink . . ." Firestar said sobbing.

"Ashfur is green," Sandstorm pointed out.

". . . and green and they have gone to raid the honey store," Firestar continued still sobbing.

"Go join in. Have some fun for a change," Sandstorm says.

Firestar brightens up. He runs off in search of the honey store.

'Toms,"Sandstorm mutters.

Firestar stops running and looks up at a store. "NO! IT CAN'T BE. DONUTS!"

The random bunch of annoying, cotton candy covered, not very sorry, freshly coated in honey cats appear behind Firestar. "YAY! DONUTS!"

"Honey donuts," Leafkit suggests.

"YAY! What is a donut?" The random bunch of annoying, cotton candy covered, not very sorry, freshly coated in honey cats say.

"Mine!" Firestar proclaims, standing on the shelf.

"Our leader has gone psycho. He's even foaming at the mouth," Cloudtail realizes.

"That's whipped cream, dear," Brightheart corrected her mate.

"If you're happy and you know it claps your paws!" Firestar sings, dancing around

"Firestar you are on, what Twolegs call, a sugar high," Cinderpelt informs Firestar.

"I am Firebum!" Firestar shouts to the sky.

"YAY! FIREBUM!" The random bunch of annoying, cotton candy covered, not very sorry, freshly coated in honey cats giggle.

"STOP THIS AT ONCE!" Hawktalon yelled over the noise Firestar was making.

All cats stop and look at Hawktalon.

"I hijacked an aeroplane," Hawktalon said cheekily.

"YAY! AEROPLANE!" The random bunch of annoying, cotton candy covered, not very sorry, freshly coated in honey cats say.

"Who will drive?" Asked Sandstorm, the only sensible one around.

"ME!" Leafkit said.

"Okay then. I parked the aeroplane in the clearing beside your camp," Hawktalon told ThunderClan.

"YAY! CLEARING BESIDE OUR CAMP!" The random bunch of annoying, cotton candy covered, not very sorry, freshly coated in honey cats, who happen to be ThunderClan, say.

"Do that again and there will be no aeroplane for you to drive into ShadowClan," Hawktalon warned.

ThunderClan race off back towards the forest. Most were pink, Ashfur was green and Firestar had donuts all over his pelt.

"Now, time to find the Elders," Hawktalon sighed.

"They are at the chips and lollies stall," Hawktalon's best friend Lunarwing said.

Hawktalon and Lunarwing walk to the chips and lollies stall. The Elders had gone psycho. There were chips flying all over the place.

Hawktalon and Lunarwing walked in.

"HAHAHA," laughs Frostfur, throwing a packet of chips at Lunarwing.

"FOOD FIGHT," Dappletail booms, throwing packet of lollies at Hawktalon.

"STOP THIS!" Hawktalon shouts.

All the cats stop and look at Hawktalon.

"I'm not SpiderCat," said Speckletail sadly, after falling off the roof.

"The rest of your clan has left. Leafkit is about to drive an aeroplane into ShadowClan," Hawktalon announced.

"Race you back!" Goldenflower challenged.

"I will win," Dappletail says.

"I will run faster than you," Speckletail argued.

Frostfur starts running off.

"Hey, you got a head start!" Dappletail complained.

The other Elders race off after Frostfur. They were covered in chips and lollies.

"Come on, Hawktalon. Let's go drive an aeroplane into ShadowClan!" Lunarwing says.

Hawktalon and Lunarwing bolt after the Elders.

Just as Lunarwing and Hawktalon reached the clearing beside the camp, Leafkit started up the plane.

"Wait for us!" Hawktalon and Lunarwing shout.

Hawktalon zooms in the door and gets knocked over by Lunarwing who happens to run in at the same time.

"ZOOM!" Leafkit says.

"I'm co-pilot," Squirrelkit announced.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife," Firestar shouts to Leafkit and Squirrelkit.

"GET OUT OF HERE YOU BUM!" Sandstorm cries. She kicked him out of the aeroplane.

The aeroplane flies towards ShadowClan.

"WEE!" squeal the kits.

"THIS IS SO AWESOME!" exclaim the apprentices.

"WEE!" the Elders say, much less enthusiastic.

"POO!" the warriors say stupidly.

"LOOK AT THIS EVERYONE!" Brambleclaw suddenly calls out.

Everyone rushes to Brambleclaw's window. Blackstar was out hunting. He caught a blackbird. Then he started doing the Nutbush.

His deputy, Russetfur, was wearing a Tutu.

"What is it, crazy clan day or something?" Sandstorm mutters.

"ShadowClan camp ahead toms and she-cats," Leafkit informed ThunderClan.

"Get ready to jump!" Squirrelkit warned.

The cats gather around the door.

"JUMP!" Leafkit shouted as the door opened.

The ThunderClan cats jump out of the plane. The plane crashes into the ShadowClan camp.

BOOM!

The ThunderClan cats race back to their territory.

They race back to their camp. The camp was covered in pink streamers.

"Merry Christmas!" Firestar greeted them home.

"What have you done?" Brackenfur asked shocked.

"It's Christmas!" Firestar explains slowly.

"It's the middle of Greenleaf. Christmas is in Leaf bare, you dummy," Sandstorm corrected rolling her eyes.

"Oh . . . I'll just go lie down then," Firestar said, suddenly tired.

"Okay, to bed with you all!" Brambleclaw instructed.

"YAY! TO BED!" ThunderClan shout.

In the middle of the night;

"Happy lama, sad lama, mentally retarded lama, super lama, drama lama, big fat mama lama," Firestar sings really loud, on top of Highrock .

"Moose, potato, moose, moose, potato, moose, potato, moose moose, potato, moose POTATO!" ThunderClan reply.

"SHUT UP THUNDERCLAN!" RiverClan shout angrily.

"Well, some of us are having karaoke night," Firestar replies, equally as loud.

"Karaoke . . ." RiverClan's leader, Leopardstar, says.

"Singing," Firestar informed.

"There was a bear," Leopardstar starts.

"A great big bear," RiverClan reply.

"SHUT UP RIVERCLAN AND THUNDERCLAN!" WindClan's leader, Tallstar, booms.

"We're having karaoke night," Firestar explained.

"Found a peanut," Tallstar sings to WindClan.

"Found a peanut just now," WindClan reply.

"I could use a peanut in this poultice," WindClan's medicine cat, Barkface, says.

"Shut up ThunderClan, RiverClan and WindClan!" ShadowClan's leader Blackstar yells.

"Karaoke night!" ThunderClan, RiverClan and WindClan bellow back.

ShadowClan starts playing Techno music.

ThunderClan continues singing the lama song.

RiverClan. continues singing there was a bear.

WindClan continues singing found a peanut.

And that was a day with ThunderClan.

Hawktalon again.

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