A/N alright you guys, I feel really stupid. I miss spelled Charlie! So thank you to may96 for bringing this to my attention!

BTW I don't own Twilight or any of these characters sady :,-( They belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer :)

I was bored! It was a Friday afternoon and we, Edward, Alice, and I, were just sitting down at our usual table for lunch. Angela and Ben were sick so they aren't here and Jess is still not talking to me, so she isn't here either. Mike on the other hand was just not going to sit by Edward, so today it was just us, probably looking very out of place.

I sighed and looked at Edward. "What is it?" he asked.

"I'm bored! And I want to go home!" I whined, it was childish, but I didn't care.

"We can leave if you want." He told me but I knew he wanted me to stay.

"No, we have that stupid test in biology today. Besides Charlie would find out, and what do you think he would say!" I asked him. I saw him smile a little thinking that through.

"Probably something to the extent of: where were you and what were you doing!" he answered me with a perfect imitation of Charlie.

"You would know best." I told him, but instead of answering me like I expected him to, he just smiled and kissed my cheek then gently kissed me on my lips. I felt the burning sensation creep up my cheek. This was not like Edward to kiss me during school. Not that I complained, but it was at school and that was just asking for trouble. "Edward!" I said under my voice when he let me breathe, "We're still in school!" I didn't want to get in trouble for anything today, especially if Charlie was going to be notified, he was mad at Edward already.

It was so stupid why he's mad! I had come home five minutes late on Wednesday from Edward's house and Charlie had a fit! "You are late!" He had yelled, and he just went on and on about it. He still hasn't forgiven either of us, so getting in trouble at school wasn't the best idea. Edward seamed to be thinking the same thing. "Your right, we don't want to push Charlie too far in just one week. You're already grounded for the rest of this week, no need to make it next week too." He chuckled and grabbed my hand under the table, just holding it.

I nodded then looked down at the empty table top then up at Alice, and noticed that she had been very quiet and still, too still, not like her at all. "Alice, you need to fidget or someone might think you've gone in some sort of shock."

She turned to look at me, "Sorry, I'm just really bored! And I haven't SEEN anything today!" she told me.

"Join the club. Sorry can't help with the SEEING thing, but I think everyone's bored." I joked. It seamed to work; she perked up to her usual self, but then her smile turned into a horrified frown.

"OH NO! Would he really do this to us?" Edward murmured out of no were.

"What is it?" I asked.

"He wouldn't!" Alice whispered back. By now the people sitting in nearby tables were starting to stare, but Edward and Alice didn't seem concerned.

"But he is!" Edward said back sounding really annoyed. He looked about as annoyed as he sounded, not his usual perfect smile.

"That's it! Tell me what you two are talking about. NOW!" I shouted starting to get annoyed that I was left out of the conversation. Stupid vampires and there powers, hopefully I would have one of my own soon.

"Carlisle has decided to join us for Health." He told me. I gave him a questioning look. What on earth was he talking about, I mean he's the mine reader not me! He shied. "I mean Carlisle is going to giving us the sex talk today." He whispered in my ear. What! Why would he do that to us?

"How could he do that to us?" I sat there staring at him. Why on earth would Carlisle do this to us I mean Edward and I have health together! Was he trying to tell us to not have sex? I mean Edward has made it extremely clear that it is impossible until I'm "less breakable" to have sex.

Edward chuckled a little in my ear then said, "Yea that's why we're getting a little worked up and having people stare. But it's not like this is his first time giving us "the talk" with our health class present with us to hear. Not that he really cares if we have sex. We're not exactly teenagers anymore and everyone's technically married except for us. The only reason he is doing this is because Charlie put him up to it. He thinks that if Carlisle talks to us about sex in front of our class then we will be so embarrassed that we will not have sex, or stop having sex."

"WHAT!" I yelled and this time a teacher, Mr. Banner to be exact, came over to the table. He looked really mad. Mad enough to start yelling at anyone who got in his way; which was the case for the poor freshmen girl that was joining her friends at the back of the room.

He stopped at our table then went off yelling, "Will you three stop yelling! If you can not stop then I suggest stepping outside. If you don't feel like doing that then I will be happy to take you to the principle." He said pointing at us. By now the whole cafeteria was silent and watching our small group getting yelled at.

I was annoyed and mad at Charlie and I was about to start yelling some of my thoughts out to Mr. Banner, but I guess Alice told Edward the end result. Bottom line, Edward pulled me up and rushed me out of the cafeteria with Alice behind us saying something that sounded like a rushed, "Yes sir."

Edward stopped pulling on my arm when he thought we were far enough away from the cafeteria. Alice skipped and stopped beside me, "You know Bella, it's not smart to go off on a teacher. It gets you into a lot more trouble than it's worth." She was in my opinion taking this situation too lightly. Charlie, my father, is making me listen to the sex talk, because he doesn't trust me! And she was lecturing me about actions I didn't do!

"Alice, I'm well aware of that. But focus! I have to sit in a class room for a whole hour to listen to a talk that I've heard a million times in the last week, with my boyfriend sitting next to me the whole time! Knowing him, he will probably enjoy watching my reactions throughout the hour!" I yelled back at her losing my temper. Even though Edward looked as upset as I was, I could have sworn I heard him laugh a little at my last comment.

"Calm down Bella! You're not the only person who's going to hate this, but at least you know before everyone else does. You can mentally prepare yourself for it. Everyone else is completely unaware of Carlisle's little visit." She shot back trying to make me feel better. It worked a little. I felt the anger slowly leave me and Edwards strong arms rap around my waist. I leaned against his chest felling safe and secure. "Aw! I am so glad that you didn't eat her Edward!" Alice said suddenly watching us.

I felt Edward smile a little then say, "Yea, me too." Then the stupid bell rang.

"Yea health, so can't wait to get there." I said sarcastically as I rolled my eyes. "Come on Edward let's get this over with." I said then pulled on his hand to follow me back toward the school.

We went quickly to our lockers, grabbed our books then, walked to the class room. We stopped short of walking through the door until the late bell rang and Edward opened the door to let us in. As I expected, Carlisle was standing in the middle of the class room looking at us and smiled.

"Carlisle." Edward said smiling a little in welcome. I smiled and waved a little to say welcome too. I would have said it but at the moment I probably would have started to yell about how he never should have listened to Charlie, so I kept my mouth shut.

"Hello Edward. Hello Bella." He said smiling back at us then motioned us to our seats. I hadn't noticed that everyone was watching our little greeting, and now they stared as we walked to our table. Edward made sure I safely sat down in my chair before sitting down in his.

Carlisle coughed a little to grab everyone's attention. "Now that everyone is here, I will inform you of what I'm here for." He said as he paced up and down the fount of the class room. "Most of you kids are eighteen, or maybe seventeen for you young ones. Well, you probably think that you are adults and can make your own decisions. The truth is that you are still young and are not ready to make life changing decisions. Some of you have all ready have had sex before but some of you haven't. Sex is a life changing experience; it is not to be taken lightly."

As he talked I sat there trying not to go red from embarrassment. I looked over at Edward to see that he was rolling a pencil up and down the table. He looked a little annoyed, but only slightly.

"You young men probably just see sex as a pleasurable experience, but don't think about the "what ifs". What if you get the young women pregnant? What would you do then? If you did then you would have that burden for the rest of your life! Now you might think that even though you use condoms, then there is no chance of getting pregnant, well that's not always the case. Bottom line, don't have sex!" he emphasized the last part. Edward was now paying full attention to Carlisle. I was now very red and had done as far down in my seat that I could get without falling off it.

Carlisle continued his speech to say that we young women should care about what happens to our bodies and the best way to ensure that we did was to not have sex. I was embarrassed when he talked about sex but it was nothing compared to when he said, "I know that some of you will not listen to me today, so I am giving you all a condom so that if you have sex it will at least be a little safe." He said as he reached behind the desk and grabbed a basket. Everyone had perked up in their seats; probably glad to have the talk over with. I on the other hand was thinking how to hide the fact that there was a condom in my purse to Charlie.

Carlisle passed the basket around all the tables. When it reached our table Edward and I quickly grabbed one and passed it to the next table. I put mine in my purse and he put his in his pocket. By the time everyone had their condom the bell rang and everyone jumped up and rushed out the door. Carlisle yelled behind them to remember what he said, but they were already far out of ear shot.