Author's blurb: This version out of the three "Twelve Days of Christmas" parodies I created is meant to draw attention to details unique to the movie, but this doesn't apply to all twelve days. As to the dancing cow, he appears in the "Masquerade" sequence. Hope you enjoy and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
On the first day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me
A chandelier heading for the pit.
On the second day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the third day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Five HIGH E-FLATS! (Enter movie critic: "What? Unacceptable!")
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Six gravestone roses,
Five HIGH E-FLATS!
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Seven horseback chases,
Six gravestone roses,
Five HIGH E-FLATS! ("I can't believe they didn't go up to an E-natural!")
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Eight smashed mirrors,
Seven horseback chases,
Six gravestone roses,
Five HIGH E-FLATS!
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Nine mooners mooning,
Eight smashed mirrors,
Seven horseback chases,
Six gravestone roses,
Five HIGH E-FLATS! ("Those lazy actresses!")
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Ten dubbed Carlottas,
Nine mooners mooning,
Eight smashed mirrors,
Seven horseback chases,
Six gravestone roses,
Five HIGH E-FLATS!
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Eleven Old Raouls,
Ten dubbed Carlottas,
Nine mooners mooning,
Eight smashed mirrors,
Seven horseback chases,
Six gravestone roses,
Five HIGH E-FLATS! ("It's not that hard!...-ish.")
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Phantom gave to me:
Twelve dancing cows,
Eleven Old Raouls,
Ten dubbed Carlottas,
Nine mooners mooning,
Eight smashed mirrors,
Seven horseback chases,
Six gravestone roses,
Five HIGH E-FLATS!
Four swan beds,
Three epic swordfights,
Two of his masks
And a chandelier heading for the pit!
Inspired by "The Twelve Days of Phantom" by the 1999 Broadway cast of Phantom. Please check out my other "Twelve Days of Christmas" parodies, viewable from my profile! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!