Just now, when I was in the bath (Disturbing I know) shaving (Even more disturbing) I nicked my leg.

And instead of the usual string of teenage curses; not that I usually do- but what I unintentionally said surprised me.

What I actually said was (And I basically quote)

"Oh, by Rowena's left wing! Hufflepuff's third claw and Salazar's second tongue! Shit! Godric Gryffindor's GodDamned Grumbling Roar! Hey... funky."

;) You can tell how hip I am, can'tcha ;)

So, here you go- four new wizard curses for use whenever, and where ever you like.

- Rowena's Left Wing (Why the left? I dunno...)

- (Helga) Hufflepuff's third claw

- Salazar's Second Tongue (Guess that refers to parseltongue?)

- (Godric) Gryffindor's Grumbling Roar (*nods* probably my fav. … though if I continue to use these... 'extremities' suppose I will be saying the first... comes to my tongue more naturally ...)

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~Kimmy.

Just because. ;)