Summary : What the characters *really* waned to say...
author notes at end.
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What did you say ?!
by MustangSally
Scene : Meet the Bohos...
Christian : (narrating) ..when suddenly, an unconcious argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.
*CRASH!!*
Toulouse bursts through the door
Toulouse : How do you do ! My name is Henwee Mawee Waymon Toulouse Lautrec Montfar ...Tewwibwy sowwy about aww this...!
Christian : jumps up from his desk Jesus Christ ! What the bloody hell is going on here ?! Are you people on crack ?!!I have been in this country no less than a day and I feel like I am living in a circus ! I have seen midgets and i have seen crossdressers...but crossdressing midgets ? Christ on a bloody flaming cross...
Christian : (narrating) ..and thats when I decided to get the fuck out of France and go back to England...where the people are NORMAL !
Scene : Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Satine : dancing Is the duke here Harold ?
Zidler : dancing with Satine Pigeon, would daddy let you down ?
Satine : Where is he ?
Zidler : indicates the duke He's the one Toulouse is shaking a hanky at
Satine : sees Christian Sweet ! I get to fuck Ewan McGregor ! aww yeah !!
Zidler : very confused what the hell -?
Scene : Introducing, the Duke
Christian : (narrating) But someone else was to meet Satine that night...
the Duke : drooling over Satine ooh..mine, she will be mine...
Christian : looks around the corner of his booth Piss off ! I'm hotter than you so I get first dibs !
Duke : You wanna take this outside, boy ?
Christian : Yeah bitch, Bring it on !
Duke : Boy, Ima fuck you up fo' real yo !
they go all ghetto-white boy on eachother
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Author Notes: well, what did you think ? my sad ass attempt at comedy. You want more ? review and let me know.... *subliminal messgae..reviews are good....everybody wants to review..you know you're just dying to review....end subliminal message*
author notes at end.
*************************************
What did you say ?!
by MustangSally
Scene : Meet the Bohos...
Christian : (narrating) ..when suddenly, an unconcious argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.
*CRASH!!*
Toulouse bursts through the door
Toulouse : How do you do ! My name is Henwee Mawee Waymon Toulouse Lautrec Montfar ...Tewwibwy sowwy about aww this...!
Christian : jumps up from his desk Jesus Christ ! What the bloody hell is going on here ?! Are you people on crack ?!!I have been in this country no less than a day and I feel like I am living in a circus ! I have seen midgets and i have seen crossdressers...but crossdressing midgets ? Christ on a bloody flaming cross...
Christian : (narrating) ..and thats when I decided to get the fuck out of France and go back to England...where the people are NORMAL !
Scene : Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Satine : dancing Is the duke here Harold ?
Zidler : dancing with Satine Pigeon, would daddy let you down ?
Satine : Where is he ?
Zidler : indicates the duke He's the one Toulouse is shaking a hanky at
Satine : sees Christian Sweet ! I get to fuck Ewan McGregor ! aww yeah !!
Zidler : very confused what the hell -?
Scene : Introducing, the Duke
Christian : (narrating) But someone else was to meet Satine that night...
the Duke : drooling over Satine ooh..mine, she will be mine...
Christian : looks around the corner of his booth Piss off ! I'm hotter than you so I get first dibs !
Duke : You wanna take this outside, boy ?
Christian : Yeah bitch, Bring it on !
Duke : Boy, Ima fuck you up fo' real yo !
they go all ghetto-white boy on eachother
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Author Notes: well, what did you think ? my sad ass attempt at comedy. You want more ? review and let me know.... *subliminal messgae..reviews are good....everybody wants to review..you know you're just dying to review....end subliminal message*