Yami and Yugi

'What are you doing, Yami?'

'Same thing I was earlier, Yugi. NOTHING!'

'Come on. You gotta be doing something.'

'Alright, yah caught me. I'm doing... your mom.'

'...Was that a joke? Or are you really serious?'

'Of course not, Yugi! Ra, how could you think I meant it? Besides, your mom isn't my type.'

'I'd rather you say that...'

'Yeah, I know. Doesn't Joey have a secret crush on your mom, though?'

'Shut up, Yami! You aren't supposed to know!'

'Okay, okay. It's not my fault that you never delete your messages.'

'Speaking of which... I better delete those from last night.'

'YOU STILL HAVE THOSE!?'

'Yes... But for good reason!'

'You won't think that when somebody finds them...'

'Nobody will find them.'

'Yeah, you said that with your porno mags. But guess who found those?'

'FUCK YOU, YAMI!'

'Damn, Yugi! You've got a mouth on you.'

'And that's what she said.'

'No, that's what I said to your mom last night ;)'

'Will you stop trying to be cool, and using those 'your mom' jokes.'

'There not jokes. I'm serious.'

'But you just said my mom wasn't your type...'

'I lied. She totally is my type. I know because we've done it about fifty times already. Ten in the bedroom, three in the kitchen, and thirty seven in your room ;)'

'Fuck you!'

'Hahahaha! You want to'

'Yeah, you wish.'

'Hey, I'm just repating what you kept telling me last night ;)'

'Whatever, Yami.'

'You know it's true.'

'No, I don't. I dislike you. I can't stand the sight of you.'

'That's not what you said when I was pounding your ass last night.'

'...I hate you.'

'No. You love me ;)'

'...'

'Speachless, eh? It's because of my sexyness ;)'

'You're right, Yami. It so is...'

'I know ;)'

'That was SARCASM!'

'You're face.'

'That doesn't make sense...'

'Yeah, I know. I'm just copying everyone else.'

'Well, well. The almity Pharaoh just admited that he's a copier.'

'Yes. Do not say anything.'

'Okay, okay. And if I do?'

'Then I'll rape you.'

'...Don't you think I'd like that?'

'Oh, right... Well... maybe I'll just...'

'Face palm...'

'Shut it! I will deny you of my affection.'

'Yay. I get to be alone for a while!'

'You know you'd miss me.'

'Says you.'

'Shut. Up. You know you'd miss me more than you'd miss your cards.'

'Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha!'

'-_-'

'Hehe.'

'I hate you.'

'Nope, yah love me.'

'Will you. Ugh! Fuck you.'

'Nope, don't feel like it today.'...

'When did you become such a smart ass?'

'Same time you became so perverted.'

'I will give you that. I blame, Bakura.'

'Yeah, and I blame television.'

'Hahahahahahaha!'

'...'

'What, Yugi?'

'I don't see what was so funny about that... If anything it was stupid as hell.'

'Yeah, kinda like your mom.'

'I swear to fucking god if you do not stop talking about my mom...'

'Your...'

'Yami... don't you dare... -_-'

'Mom... is a whore!'

'That's it!'

'What are you going to do about it?'

...

'Yugi'

...

'Yugi!'

...

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Yugi jumped onto of Yami, and pulls his phone from his grasp. "Now what about my mom?!" His voice was loud and malicious. He grabbed Yami by the throat, and leaned closer untill no space was between them. Yami struggled to swallow, and then looked up at the killer in his eyes. "Your mom is such a nice lady! I didn't mean... to insult her!" He yelled. Yugi smirked. "Yeah, I thought so."