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Santa's little helpers

Blakes Boogie & Jan of Arc xXx

To: RheyaKelin

Title: The Night before Christmas

Summary:

Twas the night before Christmas,

When all through Fangtasia

Not a creature was stirring,

Not even a Fangbanger;

The tinsel was hung

By Ginger, with care

In the hopes that the Viking

Soon would be there.

The vermin were nestled

In their latex and leather,

While visions of their Sheriff

Tingled their regions of nether.

And Sookie in her bright dress

And Pam in her black,

Had just settled down

For a gossip and chat-

When in through the door

There arose such a clatter,

They sprang from their seats

To see what was the matter.

Away to his side

Pam flew like a flash,

Sookie turned with a start

Dropped her glass so it smashed.

His face was like thunder,

His eyes were aglow,

Sookie knew that look well

She shivered from head to her toes.

When, what to his wondering eyes

Should appear,

But his bonded and wife

Looking at him in fear.

With a little vamp speed

So lively and quick

He knew in a moment

She would soon suck his dick.

More horny than hungry

He pulled her in tight

He sniffed and he scented

And knew she would fight;

"Now Sookie! Now Lover!

I have you, don't worry

To my house we will go

I need you to hurry."

To his corvette they ran

All flashy and blood red;

Sookie started to get annoyed

All Eric wanted was bed!

As he strapped her inside

She started to worry

She wanted to drink and dance,

And saw no need for his hurry.

He gave up with the car

And took to the sky.

Quick as a flash,

A blur to passers by.

In the direction on home

They flew through the air;

Her in his arms

Him holding her with care.

With a gentle thud, thud

They landed on slate;

He put het down gently

So her heels would not brake.

As she drew in her head

And was turning around

Down the chimney he took her

With a hop skip and bound.

She shrieked out his name

In a state of pure shock

She shouted to Eric

"What's wrong with the door and the lock?"

In a fit full of giggles

He flung her over his shoulder;

Took off toward the bed

And struggled to hold her.

She laughed and she giggled

She wriggled and thrashed

He laughed at her antics

As on top of her he crashed.

In an instant they were naked

All tangled in covers;

As she continued to laugh

Happy and contented lovers.

A wink of his eye

And a twist of his head,

Soon gave her to know

She had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word

But went straight to work,

And making her shout and squirm

Then he turned with a jerk;

And laying his finger

A-line with his lips

And giving a nod

Down on her he went.

He sprang to her enterence

And inside her he sunk

With a grunt and a grind

He twitched and shot spunk.

With relief he fell on top

And she welcomed his weight

Of her lover, her friend

She was blissful in state.

She heard him exclaim

With his eyes twinkling blue

"Merry Christmas dear Sookie,

Are you ready for round two?"