HI EVERYONE!!!!! THIS IS ME, OF COURSE. HERE IS A STORY ABOUT LEGGIE AND
HIS ADVENTURES!!!! AND YES, CHICKENS DO NEED TO HAVE AT LEAST 4 ORANGE
MOUSTACHES EVERYDAY, SO START FEEDING THEM!!!!!! i had to upload this
again, ok? please read and review!!!
DISCLAIMER: SADLY, LEGOLAS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME, HE BELONGS TO THE GREAT MIND OF TOLKIEN. ::SNIFF SNIFF::
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One day, Legolas Greenleaf was walking through Mirkwood looking for some shredded cabbages that he could make into socks. He found one, and took his sewing stuff out of his pocket. He saw that he had everything but one of those thingies that you can use to help you thread the needle with. He backtracked his steps and finally he found it. He sat on a nearby chicken coop and started to thread the needle. After that, it was then that he remembered that he couldn't sew.
"Wonderful, now I need a tailor to sew these cabbages into socks for me," he said. He sighed and put his needle, thread, and shredded cabbage leaves away carefully.
"What the-" a pack of Jelly-Belly jellybeans had opened in front of his eyes. The small but deadly army of jelly beans advanced towards Legolas, their tiny plastic butter knives glinting in the sun. Legolas got his mini bow and arrow set out, especially made for these situations (he had only used them once before, when a swarm of angry cheese curls attacked him). He swiftly killed a strawberry cheesecake, a coconut, a toasted marshmallow, a peanut butter, and buttered popcorn jellybeans in one swift motion [a./n.: die strawberry cheesecake, coconut, toasted marshmallow, peanut butter, toasted marshmallow, and buttered popcorn jellybeans!!!!!!!]. The others, now enraged that so many among their number had been killed, had clucked loudly. After that, a rumbling noise sounded, and the ground shook. Then, above the trees, there was a giant jellybean. It parted the trees in its path and it came towards Legolas. Alarmed, Legolas started to run away from the overgrown candy. The jellybean was only a few yards away, and Legolas was not going to make it back to his home in Mirkwood. It was the other way, after all. He went into a nearby cave made out of used computer parts.
"It is somewhat dark," he said to himself. He broke some of the glowing kryptonite off of the cave walls and put them in his Tupperware container. The jellybean would not be able to follow him in here. But in a way, he was wrong. At the moment, the little jellybeans had hitched a ride on the larger jellybean. When Legolas had stopped in the cave, the jellybeans all hopped off and attempted to hack the cave into little pieces with their little knives. In the dark, Legolas bumped into something.
"Ow!! Legolas, is that you?" said a familiar voice.
"Yes, it is me," said Legolas, "but who are you? I cannot tell in the dim light of this kryptonite."
WHO DID LEGGIE BUMP INTO?!?!?!?!?!?! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! I NEED AT LEAST 2 REVIEWS TO CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ALL THE INSANITY FOR TODAY FOLKS………the slurpee sugar is slowly starting to wear off…….
DISCLAIMER: SADLY, LEGOLAS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME, HE BELONGS TO THE GREAT MIND OF TOLKIEN. ::SNIFF SNIFF::
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One day, Legolas Greenleaf was walking through Mirkwood looking for some shredded cabbages that he could make into socks. He found one, and took his sewing stuff out of his pocket. He saw that he had everything but one of those thingies that you can use to help you thread the needle with. He backtracked his steps and finally he found it. He sat on a nearby chicken coop and started to thread the needle. After that, it was then that he remembered that he couldn't sew.
"Wonderful, now I need a tailor to sew these cabbages into socks for me," he said. He sighed and put his needle, thread, and shredded cabbage leaves away carefully.
"What the-" a pack of Jelly-Belly jellybeans had opened in front of his eyes. The small but deadly army of jelly beans advanced towards Legolas, their tiny plastic butter knives glinting in the sun. Legolas got his mini bow and arrow set out, especially made for these situations (he had only used them once before, when a swarm of angry cheese curls attacked him). He swiftly killed a strawberry cheesecake, a coconut, a toasted marshmallow, a peanut butter, and buttered popcorn jellybeans in one swift motion [a./n.: die strawberry cheesecake, coconut, toasted marshmallow, peanut butter, toasted marshmallow, and buttered popcorn jellybeans!!!!!!!]. The others, now enraged that so many among their number had been killed, had clucked loudly. After that, a rumbling noise sounded, and the ground shook. Then, above the trees, there was a giant jellybean. It parted the trees in its path and it came towards Legolas. Alarmed, Legolas started to run away from the overgrown candy. The jellybean was only a few yards away, and Legolas was not going to make it back to his home in Mirkwood. It was the other way, after all. He went into a nearby cave made out of used computer parts.
"It is somewhat dark," he said to himself. He broke some of the glowing kryptonite off of the cave walls and put them in his Tupperware container. The jellybean would not be able to follow him in here. But in a way, he was wrong. At the moment, the little jellybeans had hitched a ride on the larger jellybean. When Legolas had stopped in the cave, the jellybeans all hopped off and attempted to hack the cave into little pieces with their little knives. In the dark, Legolas bumped into something.
"Ow!! Legolas, is that you?" said a familiar voice.
"Yes, it is me," said Legolas, "but who are you? I cannot tell in the dim light of this kryptonite."
WHO DID LEGGIE BUMP INTO?!?!?!?!?!?! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! I NEED AT LEAST 2 REVIEWS TO CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ALL THE INSANITY FOR TODAY FOLKS………the slurpee sugar is slowly starting to wear off…….