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A Complicated Situation Chapter 1

Allen and Lavi are sent to Central to fight akuma. Lavi and Ed end up falling for each other when Ed is almost attacked by an akuma. And someone is kidnapping males to experiment on that leaves one exorcist embarrassed. Male preg and yoai. Also some sex scenes in later chapters.

I can't believe I'm doing this. Why did I let them talk me into this? I got almost every guy whistling at me.

Ed sighed as he sat on bench in a red skirt and a black shirt with his hair in pretty blond curls. The police department needed help from the military in capturing a rapist. So Ed was chosen to play the woman for the job.

"Fullmetal do you copy?" Roy spoke through the microphone ear ring that Ed is wearing. "Yeah, what do you want?"

"Are you paying attention to anything suspicious."

"Yes, I'm not crazy! It's really quiet out here."

"That means you really better pay attention!"

"I'm not an idiot Roy!" Ed complained.

Roy smirked on the other end of the phone. "When this is over maybe we can spend some qui…"

"Sorry Roy! I hear something weird I got to go!"

"Fullmetal! Ed! Damn!"

Ed turned off his ear ring phone. Ed did hear a noise but it wasn't the way he made it sound to Roy. Also Ed had been avoiding Roy and the romantic advances he had been making towards him. He felt drawn to Roy but he wasn't for sure how to explain his feelings to him. Besides, his dad wouldn't be too happy about him seeing a man. Ed got up from the bench and then there was a loud explosion. He quickly ran to the corner and saw three akuma floating in the sky with two young men going after them. Allen blasted one of them and Lavi used his hammer to hit the other one.

Ed was terrified. "What the hell is that thing!"

It came floating over towards Ed, blasting shots that was heading straight for him. Lavi quickly jumped on top of Ed and threw his body over him, shielding him from the shots of the akuma. Allen came and stood right next to them and blasted the akuma out of the sky. The akuma exploded.

Ed groaned wondering what hit him as Lavi sat up on top of him. Ed slowly sat up groaning. He looked Lavi right in the face with his curly blond curls in his face. Ed moved his hair out the way and was mesmerized. He's absolutely gorgeous. Ed examined the red hair and the patch over his eye and the ear rings in both ears. Ed was taken in by him.

Lavi starred at Ed with a heart in his eye. Wow, what a beautiful woman! He thought. Ed noticed how he looked at him and blushed. The two were speechless. Lavi snapped out of his daze and swallowed. "I-I'm sorry miss I didn't mean to jump on you like that. He got up.

The two starred at each other again.

"Lavi?"

He snapped out of it. "Yeah what's up." Turning to Allen.

"Could you help the lady up."

Lavi quickly acknowledged and helped Ed up. "Sorry miss, are you okay?"

Ed used a feminine voice to speak to them. He didn't want to blow his cover. "Yeah…I…I think so." he said dusting his clothes off.

Both exorcist couldn't help but notice how pretty he looked. Both men spoke at the same time introducing themselves. "Hi, I'm Lavi." "I'm Allen."

Ed shook both of their hands smiling.

"Wow, what a babe." said Lavi smiling as he checked Ed up and down.

Allen nudged Lavi quickly. "Lavi, were here for the mission not to pick up women!"

"Shut up, you were looking too!" The two men were about to argue when Ed interrupted them.

"Excuse me, but what was that thing in the sky? It was hideous."

"It's an akuma."

"An akuma?"

"A person is turned into an akuma by the Millennium Earl when a love one want's them to come back from the grave."

Ed looked confused until Allen explain more details.

"Oh…so we got monsters running around our city."

"You could say that but what ever you do stay away from those akuma. If they shoot you. The poison will enter your body and you'll die less then a minute. That's why Lavi covered you."

"What about you guys how are you protected."

"Our innocence's." said Allen.

"That's a story we can tell you another time, maybe on a date!" Lavi suggested. Ed blushed. "Besides, what's your name." Lavi asked.

Ed was speech less he never thought of a name for himself.

"Hey! Full…" Roy shouted but he cut himself off because of Lavi and Allen. Roy ran up to them. "Thank goodness, I heard a loud noise before you turned off the microphone, are you alright, Ellie."

Ed looked at him surprised by the name Roy just gave him which, was good timing.

Roy touched Ed's shoulders looking at him. "I tried to get a hold of you and you didn't answer."

"She was being protected by me. The Akuma was going to attack her." said Lavi.

Roy looked at Ed worried. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm fine."

Roy pulled Ed into an unexpected hug and enjoyed the moment.

"You two know each other?" asked Lavi.

Roy let go of Ed. "Ellie is like my assistant she works for the military. She goes out on missions like you two."

Ed looked at Roy strange. "You know them?"

"Yes."

"Why didn't you tell me that other people were on this mission."

"I just met Lavi and Allen yesterday. The Black Order called me about a portal opening up in our world and akuma entering. Their mission has nothing to do with yours."

"We came to stop the Millennium Earl from making more akuma. Mr. Mustang mentioned that human transmutations seem to be a big thing in this world." said Allen. Ed looked at everyone worried. "How long is it going to take for these akuma to leave? Those things are scary."

Lavi walked up to Ed and gently took his hand and kissed the top of it. "As long as it takes baby. I'll protect you always."

Ed blushed a deep red in his cheeks. Roy saw the blush on Ed's face and didn't like it.

Allen rolled his eyes. "Lavi quit flirting! We have to scope the area for more akuma they could be anywhere."

"Right! See you later." Lavi winked at Ed as he gently let go of his hand and left with Allen.

Roy looked at Ed and mimicked what Lavi said. "As long as it takes baby!"

"Shut up!" Ed spoke in his male voice.

"You enjoyed it ."

"I never said anything like that."

"You didn't have to. I can see the look on your face."

Ed quickly changed the subject. "I'm tired let's get out of here." He walked passed Roy.

AAA

At Central Headquarters Roy opened the door to his office as Ed followed.

Ed sat on the couch and took off his low pump heels. "What a relief. How can women wear these things all day." Ed took off his stockings and his skirt. "Ow…no wonder my knee burns." He sat down in his boxers, examining the bruise on his knee.

Roy walked over and looked at the nasty cut on his knee. "I've got something for that." He went over to his cabinet and grabbed the first-aid kit. He came over to the couch and sat next to Ed. "Let me take a look at that."

"It's okay Roy you don't have…ow!"

Roy put the young man's leg across his lap and looked at the cut.

"Can't you be careful handling my leg. OW!"

"Stop being stubborn! Let me help. It's purple and red."

"Damn it Roy that hurts!"

"Keep still Fullmetal. Just relax. You have a nasty cut here and it looks like something is in it."

"It's probably a small rock." said Ed.

Roy took the tweezers out. "Try not to move you have a piece of glass in the cut."

"A piece of glass!"

"Yeah. Don't worry I'm trained to do stuff like this."

"When did you become trained?"

Roy looked at Ed. "My mom and dad are trained nurses. My dad is the General of the military and he keeps his license renewed. When I joined the military I took up medical training also. It was only for a year. I'm a licensed nurse and I also have worked with surgeons."

Ed winced. "Ow!"

Roy held up a piece of glass the size of a finger nail with the tweezers. He looked at it and then tossed the glass in the small trash can. Roy quickly took some gauze and applied pressure to his knee to stop the bleeding. "You can open your eyes the worst part is over now."

"I wasn't closing my eyes because I didn't want to look. It just hurts."

"It looks like you need stitches."

"Sorry Roy but it's not that bad for that."

"Since you don't want to go to the infirmary, I'll keep applying pressure to the bleeding slows down."

"Roy?"

"Yes."

"Who are those two guys and how come we couldn't have taken care of those akuma?"

"Lavi and Allen are Exorcist. They are trained by the Black Order to fight these Akuma. We, are not."

"Couldn't we have used our guns and tanks to blast those things?"

"From what I was told it's going to take more then some tanks to take care those Akuma. Lavi and Allen have special abilities that only their innocence can handle. Were just alchemist. I don't know how our alchemy would wager against those Akuma. But we may not stand a chance. And I don't want you, our any of our men getting hit with that poison. Once that happens were as good as dead."

"That's creepy."

Roy took the gauze off and the bleeding stopped. He wrapped his knee and tighten the bandage.

"This feels really tight?"

"Because I don't want it to start bleeding again. Actually you need a few stitches to help." Ed gave him that stubborn look. "I know I know. That's why I wrapped it tight. I would stitch you up but there's nothing to numb you with. If this get's worse I would suggest you go to the infirmary and have them look at it. For now you can go home and stay off of it for the rest of the day."

"Thanks Roy."

Roy put the bandages back in the first-aid kit. "No problem." Roy closed up the kit and turned to Ed. "So Ed, when are you going to give me an answer."

"About what."

"About us."

Ed didn't know what to say. "Uh…I don't know."

Roy slid closer to Ed on the couch with Ed's leg still propped up on Roy's lap. "We've been playing this game of cat… Roy started kissing Ed's neck. …and mouse.

Ed swallowed. He liked it but he felt strange about having a fling with his boss. Ed gently moved away. "We better not Roy. Someone may catch us."

Roy sat up looking at the alchemist. "You didn't say that a few days ago when I was kissing your neck."

"I-I don't know if I want to do this…I'm afraid."

"You didn't seem afraid or resistant about Lavi kissing your hand."

"That's because he thinks I'm a girl. What was I suppose to do yank my hand away from him."

"Of course not! You were too busy blushing! I saw how you looked at him!"

"So what Roy! I can't help it if the guy is handsome."

"And attracted to you! I'm not going to lie, Lavi is a gorgeous red head. And he likes you."

"He likes me because I'm pretending to be a girl. Look, I like you Roy, but my dad is going to kill me if he finds out I've been letting my boss kiss me. Then you may lose your job. Just give me some time to think about this. I'm not going to make promises to you."

Roy was quiet and took Ed's leg off of him and got up from the couch. He watched Roy go and stand in front of his desk. Roy didn't like the fact that Ed was eyeing Lavi. Ed could tell by the tone in his voice that he was jealous. He grabbed his pants off the arm of the couch and stood up. "Oww!" He grabbed his knee.

"Be careful."

"I forgot about…that." said Ed as he carefully slid his pants on.

Roy went to go sit at his desk. "I know I've come on strong at times with my advances. But I will wait." Ed limped over to the other couch and grabbed his shirt. "I can't make any promises Roy."

"I understand. Tomorrow we have another case to look into."

Ed fixed his shirt as he walked up to Roy's desk. "What is it."

"Some sick individuals have been going around kidnapping and experimenting on people especially men."

"Experimenting? Doing what?"

"Some of the reports are about memory loss and needle marks on the body."

"That's some sick shit."

"I have no idea of how many people are involved but we need to get these creeps off the street before they cause anymore problems. The police said they have a hard time catching these people. Several people have been hospitalized because of this and the effects reversed."

"So what is my role in this?"

"You and Armstrong along with Havoc need to stake out a few area's where kidnappings have taken place."

"Do I have to put on that skirt again?"

"Yes. Tomorrow late morning to the middle of the afternoon."

"I thought that was for catching the rapist."

"It is and this case too."

"I could understand the rapist case but not this one."

"Oh come on Ed you look so pretty dressing up. Can't a guy have some entertainment on the job while he's working."

"Entertainment! So I'm dressing up for you!"

"No! Its for the job…and me." Roy smiled.

Ed threw up his hands. "Forget it! I'm going home! I need to go to the bathroom to fix my hair and take off this lipstick." Ed went in Roy's bathroom. A few minutes later he came out looking like Ed.

"Take care Fullmetal." said Roy blowing kisses from his desk. Ed cracked a smile and left. He sighed as he closed the door.

AAAA

A man in a brown jacket walks into a room and closes the door.

"Oh, you're here. What have you accomplished?" said the Millennium Earl

"I haven't seen any good results in any of the experiments I've worked on." said the man.

"Well. keep working on it. There's someone out here that would make a great candidate."

"Yes sir:"

AAAA

Ed was walking down the street when he dropped his bag. He tried to bend down to get it when he felt the pain in his left knee. "Ow!" He quickly jerked back.

"I'll get that for you, sir."

Ed looked around for that voice. And he looked down and saw Lavi picking up his bag. Ed blushed as Lavi stood up and looked Ed straight in the face as he handed him his back pack.

"I noticed you having trouble stooping down to get this."

Ed took his backpack. "Thank you sir."

Lavi smiled and walked away. Ed put his hand over his heart as he walked down the street. He thought to himself. Wow, he's so gorgeous!. He is one hot exorcist. I have got to go out with him. Ed got on the bus and headed to his house. He lived at home with his dad and brother. Ed walked in limping as his father came out the den. "Hi son, how's the undercover work going?"

"It's fine. Your home early."

"I decided to finish my paper work at home here in my office. Are you okay? Your limping."

"I just got some glass in my knee. Roy took it out."

"Let me take a look at it."

Ed went to the couch with his dad following. The two sat down and Ed propped his leg up on his dad's thigh. His dad rolled up his pants leg and looked at the bandaged which was almost covered in blood.

"Son this looks infected." He started taking the bandage off. "It looks like your going to need stitches."

"Roy said the same thing."

"You should have had that done."

"He just wrapped it before I left the office. Dad, you know I can't stand hospitals and needles."

"Son, I'm a doctor and a surgeon. Hospitals are not scary. I'll fix this, just stay right here." Hohenheim went in his office and came back with a large first-aid tote.

"What the hell!" Ed looked surprised and frighten. "I thought they didn't come that big!" "Ed, stop freaking out. I'm a doctor. I have to carry emergency kits."

"You have surgery utensils in that thing?"

"Not all of them. Lie back and keep still."

Hohenheim took the syringe and injected into the vile of numbing solution. Ed jerked when he saw the needle.

"Dad…please…you know how I feel about needles! Ed was about to move his leg until Hohenheim grabbed it. "Ow!" He quickly inserted the needle into Ed's knee. "OW! Hey, that wasn't fair!"

Hohenheim put the needle on the napkin. "With you I can't play fair." He checked his cut for any glass with the flashlight. "It looks like he got it all."

"That's a relief."

Hohenheim pulled the thread through the sewing needle. "Please son keep still or I'll use my power to keep you still."

Ed laid back and closed this eyes while his dad stitched his wound and wrapped his knee.

"Okay, done. I suggest you stay off your knee for the rest of the evening."

Ed sat up. "How many stitches did I get?"

"Just three. Tomorrow before you go to work I want you to put some of this ointment on. It's to keep it from getting infected." Hohenheim handed him the small tube.

"Thanks dad."

AAAA

At Central headquarters. "Hi Mr. Mustang." said Lavi and Allen as they walked in and sat on the couch.

Roy came and sat on the other couch across from them. "So what's the report." Roy asked.

"We spotted two more akuma and killed them." said Allen.

"So far we haven't seen a lot of akuma activity." said Lavi.

"I just got off the phone with Komui and it's been rumored that the Millennium Earl could be here. Komui said he's even more dangerous."

"No kidding about that." said Lavi.

"If the Earl is here then there's no doubt he's been praying on victims of mourning." said Roy.

"Mr. Mustang?" said Lavi.

"Call me Roy."

"Okay Roy, where's Ellie?"

"Ellie went home for the rest of the afternoon and evening. She'll be back tomorrow."

"Wow…she's so beautiful. You think she'll go out with me if I ask her out?" He said smiling.

Allen nodged Lavi in the ribs.

"Ow, Allen!"

"Lavi, remember, the akuma."

"I know…but I can't help it she's so pretty!" He smiled with a heart in his eye.

"Sorry, but you have to ask Ellie about going out with you." Damn it! This red head is really aggressive. Thought Roy. "Well gentlemen if the Millennium Earl is making akuma that means that the Earl has been praying on grieving people."

"Then that means we have to scope this town more and less sleep." said Allen.

AAA

The next day in the middle of the afternoon. Ed, who was dressed up as Ellie was taking a break from the stake out with Armstrong and Havoc. He stepped out of the trailer and walked across the street to the store to get something to drink when Lavi ran right into him coming out of the store.

"Well, well! If it isn't the pretty lady. I was wondering when I'll run into you again."

Ed blushed and spoke in his feminine voice. "What are you doing on this side of town?" "We spotted an akuma and it got away. I was hoping to run into you soon."

"I'm busy with a stakeout tonight in the trailer over there."

Lavi blushed. "Ellie?"

"Yeah?"

"When your done with work can we go to this nice asian restaurant around the corner from here. Is that okay?" Lavi blushed, still, while asking.

Ed was surprised and happy. "Uh…yeah…okay. I'm finished in two hours." He smiled. "Okay, I'll see you then." said Lavi.

The two went their separate ways.

Ed went in the store and then came back over to the trailer and stepped in. He heard Havoc whistle at him as he passed by smacking his butt.

"Would you cut that out!"

"I can't help it Ed you look so cute." said Havoc laughing with Armstrong joining in.

"You guys really get a kick out of this."

"Yeah and it looks like Lavi does too."

Ed glared at Havoc. "Is there anything else you got better to do then look at me out the window!"

"It looks like he's attracted to you."

"And if he is…so what!"

"Does he know that your guy under that skirt?"

"No, he just knows Ellie."

"Ellie? When did you give yourself a name?"

"Actually Fuehrer Mustang gave me that name because he didn't want my cover blown in front of Lavi and Allen."

"So when do you plan on telling him that your really a guy."

"When the time is right."

"So, Ellie, you like him?"

"Don't we have a kidnappers to look out for?"

"Yes…"

"Then don't ask me anymore questions! And don't say anything to anyone or I'll kick your ass!"

Havoc put his hands up waving. "Okay, okay chief my lips are sealed."

AAA

After work that evening in the restaurant Lavi and Ellie were talking.

"So Ellie are you living alone?"

"No, I live with my dad and brother. My dad is a doctor and surgeon and my brother Al just started college. I've been in the military for a long time. What about you Lavi? What else do you do besides being an exorcist."

"I like to have fun with Allen and some of my friends who work for the Black Order and eat. My mentor is an older man name bookman. Sometimes he can be very strict about my job and a pain. So…is it okay if we come back here tomorrow night? I really would like to see you again."

"Sure…I would like that." Ellie smiled as she touched Lavi's hand.

As the two left the restaurant a figure in the shadows was watching both of them. Taking a picture of the two with a cell phone.

Lavi made sure that Ellie got home safely that evening.

AAA

To be continued.

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