AN: So I plan to write a bunch of these little moments. This was totally inspired by Mezzo-chan's "My Funny Valentine" and she does it way better than I can, so go read hers here

Disney

The credits from the movie rolled past on the enormous screen. Starfire crossed her arms, clearly dissatisfied.

Dick went to turn off the DVD player, angry with himself. It had been his stupid idea to rent it. He thought she liked girly things: gratuitous romance, happy endings, sparkly dresses. Didn't all girls like that?

Her eyes remained narrowed, lips pursed, arms folded.

"What? You didn't like it?" he said, returning to the couch.

Silence.

"Don't girls like this kind of stuff?"

She sighed and shrugged.

"I'm sorry, we'll watch something else next time."

"Robin," Starfire said finally, "why does the girl not perform the kicking of the butt? Why does she require saving? I do not see how this is realistic. Most of the time it is me saving you."

Dick wanted to curl into the couch and die.

Of course, Sleeping Beauty is not the most feminist of role models.

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