A/N: Hey guys and gals, welcome to another one of my Young Justice one-shots. Now this one is going to be about nine year old Robin learning new words from members of the Justice League. This idea came from a Naruto story that involved Tobi and of course the Little Johnny jokes.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything what so ever in this story.
Warning: This story contains strong language so if you are sensitive to it, then it would be best if you turn away from it now before going any further.
Robin was walking the hallways of the Watchtower all by himself because Batman had a mission that involved him going to another planet, and since Alfred is away at the moment so that meant there was no one at the mansion to watch him. So Bruce left him in the care of the League until he gets back from his mission to pick him up later.
He walked pass the monitor room and decided to take a peak inside it to see The Flash staring at the screen with a bored look on his face.
"Man I can't believe I have to do monitor duty, I can't believe this shit." Barry mumbled to himself.
"What does 'shit' mean?" Robin asked from behind the scarlet speedster which caused him to jump in surprise from the boy's sudden appearance.
"Whoa kid, you shouldn't sneak up on a guy like that." Barry said with a little smirk on his face as looked at the boy wonder in front of him.
"Sorry, but you haven't told me what 'shit' means." Robin asked again with a confused look on his face.
Barry started to get a nervous sweat followed up with a few nervous chuckles, because he knew what Batman would do to him if Robin learned the meaning of that word.
"Well" He began as he placed his arm around Robin's shoulders "Shit means watching something." He told the young boy who nodded his head in understanding.
With that Robin walked out of the monitor room and continued his walk in the Watchtower hallway.
While he was walking down the hallway he saw the two Green Lanterns of the Justice League Hal Jordan and John Stewart talking to each other. He decided to walk up to them to see what the two of them were talking about.
"Then that bastard almost took my ring while I was trying to escape! Man I got to tell you it was a real bitch." Hal said as he finished telling John about his last mission.
"What does 'bitch' mean?" Robin asked innocently two lanterns as he approached them.
They were both wearing surprised and worried looks on their faces because the last thing either of them wanted was to deal with was an angry Batman when learns that they told Robin the meaning of a word that he shouldn't have known about.
"Well Bitch is another word for… talking, yeah." Hal explained to the young bird with a nervous smile on his face.
"I get it now, but what does 'bastard' mean?" He asked them with confusion laced in his voice.
"That word means guy." Hal answered quickly. "Now I hope that helps explain everything to you." Hal said as he placed a hand on Robin's shoulder.
"It does, thank you!" Robin said as walked down the hallway leaving the two lanterns by themselves.
"Hey that went well." Hal said looking at John who simply shook his head at Him. "What, like you would've told him the meaning of those words." Hal said defending himself.
As Robin continued his walk down the watchtower hallway he found himself walking into the training room where he saw Green Arrow sparring with Black Canary. Since he didn't have anything to do at the moment, he decided to find a nice spot and watched the two of them duke it out for a while.
Green Arrow then fired a few more trick arrows at black Canary, who then used her sonic scream which caused them to break before reaching her. Then she swiftly ran up to Arrow, dropped to the ground and with swift kick to his legs, she caused to him to fall flat on his back.
"Fuck!" Oliver grunted as he fell flat on his back on the training matt.
"Looks like I win Oliver." Dinah said with a smirk as she helped the blonde archer to his feet.
"Yeah, but did you have to break my arrows? They can be a real pain in the ass to replace sometimes." Oliver said as he got back up.
"Wow you guys that was a great match you just did!" Robin said from the excitement of the sparring match he just witnessed.
"Robin what are you doing here?" Dinah asked the young bird as she walked up to him.
"I just sort of wandered in here; hey can ask you guys a question?" He asked to two senior heroes in front of him.
"Sure kid what's on your mind?" Oliver said with a smile on his face as he walked over to where Dinah and Robin are.
"What does 'fuck' and 'ass' mean?" He asked the two of them with a innocent smile on his face.
They really wish that they weren't in the position they're in right now, because the last thing either of them wanted now as a very angry Batman.
"Well you see kid." Oliver said being the first one to speak up. "Fuck means sparring and ass is another word for my arrows." He said trying to explain it the best way he could.
"Oh I get it now thank You!" Robin said with a smile on his face as he left the training room.
Dinah could not believe what she just heard Oliver tell the young boy as he glared at the blonde archer in front of her.
Robin soon found himself in Batman's room after walking around the hallway all day, feeling tired he crawled into Bruce's bed and took a little nap.
When he woke up a few hours later he headed towards the meeting room to see if Bruce was back from his mission.
Too his delight he saw Bruce setting at the table with all of the other members of the league who was just finishing up a meeting. Bruce turned around to see Robin standing in the doorway while the young boy smiled up at his father figure.
Robin then ran up to him and gave Bruce a great big hug, while Bruce returned the hug giving the young boy a small smile.
"Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?" He asked the boy wonder who nodded his head. "Would you like to tell me what you did today?" he asked the small bird in front of him.
"Ok bastard! I saw Flash shitting on the monitor, then when I was in the hallway Hal was bitching to John about his last mission, and then Black Canary broke Green Arrow's ass while they were fucking in the training room, after that I went to sleep in your room." He said with a great big smile on his face.
When Robin finished his little story of what he did today the entire room was in complete and utter silence. Every single person was in complete shock from what they just heard coming from the young boy's mouth, they were completely surprised by what he said.
Batman then turned around to face the leaguers as a shiver went down all of their spines as he glared at them, but this wasn't his regular 'bat-glare' oh no this was his 'daddybat-glare'.
"Start bitching right now." He told them in a low menacing growl that caused a few collective gulps to heard all around the room.
"Um did I say something wrong?" Robin asked as he tilted his head in confusion.
A/N: Well there you guys go, I hope that you enjoyed reading this one-shot I made. Yep Batman is very, very, very, VERY pissed off right now at the league members for letting Robin hear those words.
Well anyway just read and review and I will see all of you guys later.