Day 1: And so it begins…

AN- these are all based off of Pokepika's Haunt's "30 ways and counting on how to make Marco MIAB" so these ideas are not mine, only the story lines. Please read and enjoy ^^

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Luffy: Mommy? Where do babies come from?

Marco: brat, don't call me mommy. And where did that com from?

Luffy: well, ace and Sabo were talking about how that one lady was gonna have a baby soon.

Marco: Erm...

Luffy: mommy?

Marco: well... Um... Don't worry about it. They come from mothers.

Luffy: well how do mothers get them?

Marco: uh... Well you see... When a man and a woman love each other, a ball forms in a woman and the ball developed into a baby.

Luffy: ooh... So wait... Why don't you have any babies?

Marco: ...what?

Luffy: don't you love whitebeard? He's daddy and you're mommy. So why aren't you having any babies?

Marco: do I look like a woman to you?

Luffy: (looks Marco up and down before nodding)

Ace: (from afar) Is that really a question?

Marco: I BLAME YOU! (pointing at ace) why'd you have to burn everything and replace it with (gestures at clothing) this-this stuff?

Ace: because it's funny. Do I need any otter reason? Besides, wearing it was your choice.

Marco: … shut up...

The end

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AN- I thought I should make this clear; Luffy is completely innocent. What she just did was pure curiosity and not because she wanted to make Marco MAIB.