A/N: Okay. First off, I just wanna say I've never written anything in this format or for this fandom. Sorry if it sucked, but I've been reading a lot of FB stories and decided to make one myself. I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Victorious. Although I would love to meet the cast (:
NEWS FEED
Tori Vega: I made a Facebook account! What is the big deal about this anyway? How is this better than The Slap?
Comments:
Trina Vega: Oh, be quiet. The Slap is great but Facebook is for everybody! Now I can show my talent to the world!
Jade West: NO ONE LIKES YOU.
Beck Oliver: Jade, be nice.
Cat Valentine: Hi! Hi! Hi!
Tori Vega: Okay then. Let's move on.
Cat Valentine: One time, me and my brother were grocery shopping but then we got kicked out from the market.
Comments:
Tori Vega: Why?
Cat Valentine: Because my brother threw eggs at the cashier. But it's okay. The cashier kicked him, but then my brother forgave the cashier because it's actually our cousin Ben.
Robbie Shapiro: What?
Cat Valentine: Yeah. And we can't go back there now. Oh, and one time-
Jade West: Cat. Here's candy. Go play outside.
Cat Valentine: Oh yay I love candy!
Trina Vega: They're going to show "Moonlight Magic" again. I totally deserve to be the lead! Right?
Comments:
Andre Harris: I'm writing a new song for that play.
Tori Vega: Great! I was thinking of auditioning for it... Cause it's gonna be easier now that I don't need to redo the "Bird Scene" again. Should I go for it?
Cat Valentine: Totally!
Trina Vega: Thanks Cat! I'm a great actress aren't I?
Cat Valentine: I was talking to Tori...ohh a pretty rainbow! LOOK!
Jade West: No. I'm going to audition and get the lead. You all don't stand a chance!
Trina Vega: OH YEAH!
Tori Vega: Says who? I'm going to audition too! May the best girl win.
Rex Powers: CATFIGHT!
Beck Oliver: Ladies, ladies. Calm down. Come on Jade, let's get some coffee from Skybucks.
Jade West: Fine. But you all better watch out.
Tori Vega: LOL! Just saw the latest iCarly! They're so funny! Right? I love them all :D
^Cat Valentine and 50 others like this.
Cat Valentine: I knowwww! They remind me of my brother. One time, we were at a restaurant but then I got kicked out because of him. He poked the waiter with a knife.
Tori Vega: What? Why?
Cat Valentine: I think the waiter poked him first. But they're better now. And then we ate candy and then a clown showed up and shot my brother. He bleeds a little but then it's okay because a nurse came and bandaged him. But then my brother needs a job so he painted his hands purple cause he thinks the boss likes it but he didn't get the job.
Andre Harris: I'm lost.
Robbie Shapiro: So am I.
Beck Oliver: So am I.
Trina Vega: So am I.
Tori Vega: So am I.
Jade West: ENOUGH ALREADY!
Beck Oliver posted a picture of Jade West.
^Tori Vega and 150 others like this.
Jade West: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE OF ME?
Beck Oliver: Last night.
Tori Vega: Awww, Jade you're smiling a little! How cute!
Jade West: Call me that again and you can meet my special scissors!
Cat Valentine: Jadeee.. you're sooo pretty~~~
Rex Powers: Isn't she? ;)
Andre Harris: You're sick, Rex.
Trina Vega: Nice picture. But it's nowhere as pretty as my profile picture.
Beck Oliver: I think Jade looks prettier.
Jade West: But you shot me from that angle.
Beck Oliver: You look great.
Jade West: I know.
Beck Oliver: :)
Sinjin van Cleef: You look pretty Jade.
Robbie Shapiro: Sinjin? When did you get here?
Sinjin van Cleef: I've always been here.
Trina Vega: Why are we friends? I don't remember accepting your friend request, EVER!
Sinjin van Cleef: That's because I hacked your accounts and made you all accept my friend request.
Tori Vega: ... I'm scared.
Jade West: GO AWAY SINJIN.
Sinjin van Cleef: She wants me.
Beck Oliver: No more comments please. You guys are spamming my notifications. (Except you, babe)
Sinjin van Cleef: Thanks Beck.
Beck Oliver: Not you. Jade.
Sinjin van Cleef: ...I knew that.
Trina Vega: Freak.
Jade West – Beck Oliver: Babe I need you to drive me to the store.
Comments:
Beck Oliver: Why?
Jade West: My cousin used one of my scissors and now it has glue on it. I need another one.
Beck Oliver: Alrighty then. Let's go.
Jade West: :)
Robbie Shapiro: Rex stole my cookie again!
Comments:
Cat Valentine: Rex! Stealing is not nice! Don't worry Robbie I'll bake you some more cookies tomorrow!
Robbie Shapiro: Aw, thanks Cat!
Cat Valentine: You're welcome :)
Rex Powers: Heh. Too easy.
Andre Harris: Writing a new song. Who wants to hear it?
^Tori Vega and 90 others like this.
Comments:
Tori Vega: Me! :)))
Cat Valentine: Meeee~~
Robbie Shapiro: Count me in!
Trina Vega: I'm going to be singing it for all you guys! Andre come over and tell me the song so I can perform it during lunch tomorrow :D Show the world how much talent is in me!
Beck Oliver: I prefer you perform it instead, Andre. I can't wait to hear it.
Andre Harris: Thanks guys :D
Cat Valentine: GUYS BREAKING NEWS! MY BROTHER IS NOW ON FACEBOOK YOU SHOULD ACCEPT HIS FRIEND REQUEST! HIS NAME IS CAT'S BROTHER-VALENTINE. OKAY? THANK YOUUU :)
Comments:
Tori Vega: Does he not have a real name?
Cat Valentine: He does but he doesn't like it. So we all call him Cat's brother.
Tori Vega: Um, okay then.
Cat's Brother-Valentine is now friends with Tori Vega, Beck Oliver, and 10 others.
Comments:
Tori Vega: Hi there, Cat's brother! I'm Tori, Cat's friend :))
Trina Vega: HI! I'm Trina! I'm hotter than Tori!
Cat Valentine: Brother, these are my friends!
Andre Harris: Hi there!
Robbie Shapiro: Nice to meet you!
Beck Oliver: Hi, I'm Beck.
Tori Vega: Um..Cat? Where is he?
Cat Valentine: Oh, it's okay. He's just shy. (:
Rex Powers – Robbie Shapiro: Hurry up and iron my clothes. I got a date with some Northridge girls at seven, remember?
Comments:
Robbie Shapiro: How could I forget. You've been bragging about that for about 5 months.
Rex Powers: Good. I want my red shirt to have no crease at all.
Robbie Shapiro: Got it.
Trina Vega: Wow. Even your puppet gets more chicks than you :P
Robbie Shapiro: Story of my life.
A/N: Done! Thank you for reading. Leave a review and make me happy :) Should I keep it this way or make it a chaptered story? Tell me your thoughts. Constructive critisism is accepted. Thank you again :)
xoxo,
~Sasa