The WB sketch show!

Chapter 1-fifi gets annoyed...

Fifi: "Le sigh! Moi am so zhirsty. Moi am lucky I bought an orange, I can make orange juice."

(Fifi goes to the kitchen)

Orange: "Hey, who are you?"

Fifi: "Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Who are vou and what are vou zoing on mon kitchen, le psycho?"

Orange: "I'm not a psycho. I'm an orange! Who are you?"

Fifi: "Moi name is fifi la-fume."

Orange: "What? Fifi the-pun? You're purple, you could be an eggplant. Hey eggplant!"

Fifi: "I am not le eggplant!"

Orange: "Hey eggplant! Hey! Hey! Hey eggplant! Eggplant! Hey! Hey eggplant!"

Fifi: "Read moi leaps- I am not le eggplant, I am le skunk! Got it? Le skunk!"

Orange: "Hey eggplant! Hey! Hey! Hey eggplant! Hey eggplant! Hey! Hey eggplant! Eggplant!"

Fifi: "WHAT?"

Orange: "What got you so bruised? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Fifi: "Idiot orange. Get le life!"

Orange: "Hey! Hey eggplant! Can you do this? nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya... "

Fifi: "Stop zis."

Orange: "...nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya..."

Fifi: "Stop zis!"

Orange: "nya nya...hey eggplant!"

Fifi: "What?"

Orange: "Elmyra!"

Elmyra: "Finally I got you, my little fuzzy-wuzzy kitty-cat!"

Fifi: "I'm not le kitty!"

(fills Elmira's shirt with dynamite and watch her explode)

Orange: "Wow, talk about a stomach-ache...hey eggplant!"

Fifi: "Oh, for ze heck of zis..." (Throws orange into the orange juicer) "Take ZAT!"

Another orange: "Hey eggplant!"

Fifi: "Oh god..."