Summery

Captain Jack is sleeping in his office as his meddling TORCHWOOD team are up to no good. Who will the team catch this time? And will it be a finding to remember?

A spider sat in the corner in its web in Captain Jack's office. It moved slightly as a small breeze passed through an open window.

Of course, the said Captain Jack Harkness did not notice this, for he was asleep.

To add insult to this injury, he was snoring loudly.

It wasn't his fault. This week had been so boring. Nothing had happened.

The next event contradicted this as a Gwen Cooper burst into the office, allowing the door to slam against the wall.

With a yelp, Jack fell off his chair head first, and peered over the table to glare at her, a rather large bruise forming on his temple.

'Watcha' do that for?' He yelled. 'I was sleeping.' He said, his ego diminishing rapidly.

'Sorry!' Gwen replied in her fast, Welsh dialect. 'But we've got one.'

'An alien?'

'No, pizza. Yes, a bloody alien!'

'WHAT DID I TELL YOU?' He yelled. Ever since the longed for TARDIS had made another appearance at the rift, he had demanded his team let him know before they made another quest to search for alien life forms. He couldn't risk them accidently shooting the man.

'Sorry, Jack, but there was a problem with this one.'

'What? What problem?'

'He was trying to smuggle an ATM machine into a big, blue box.'

Jack allowed himself a moment to compose himself, and when this failed, he gave a whoop of joy, and launched out of his office.

'Jack? JACK?' Gwen called from the balcony as Jack raced down to the cells. 'Who is he? And who's the girl with him?'

Ianto emerged from the cells, sporting a black eye.

'What happened?'

Ianto struggled to speak as a joyful Jack rushed past him, but when he did, this is what he said

"That ginger bird is a nutter."

The smile widened over Jack's face as he entered the cells.

"DOCTOR?"

Rushing to press the release button the Captain leapt and stared opened mouthed at the opening cell. Once the cell was open, both master men ran towards each other with wide outstretched arms. Together once again, the Doctor struggled to breathe as the two men shared an embracing reunification. When the Doctor managed to squeeze out a few words, they were as follows "Breathing, failing" Letting go of the Doctor, the still smiling Captain apologised and focussed his sight at a rather flirting Donna Noble in the corner of the cell.

"I'm Captain Jack Harkness and who are you?" The Captain said, stretching out his hand in greeting.

"Stop it." The Doctor said.

"Donna Noble." The flirty Donna replied. Stretching out her hand and taking hold of Jack's. The Doctor stared at the pair of the strange beings and rolled his eyes as he stepped as out of the restricted cell.

A confused team huddled on the outside of the cell staring at the two new faces as Donna emerged from the cell to join the Doctor. It had been silent for about a minute until Jack's mind kicked into motion and he leapt forward to introduce the Doctor and Donna.

Once the teams had been introduced they sat down to talk about how the Doctor had come across the Torchwood team.

In the middle of conversation the teams' faces turned from enjoyment to confusion as the TARDIS brushed against their minds, giving out a sullen vibe.

'What was that?' Jack said, looking confused at the Doctor.

"Something's wrong, we need to get to the TARDIS." Replied the doctor jumping out of his seat.

Everyone followed him, except for Ianto, who set off to discover why the TORCHWOOD screens were screaming at him.

The Doctor, when he reached the TARDIS, gave a scream of frustration when it wouldn't open.

'COME ON!' He shouted.

'Err…guys?'

'Not now, Ianto!' Jack shouted back, joining the Doctor in his efforts to prise the door open.

'The rift's opened.' Ianto continued anyway.

Everyone wheeled around to find a scared Ianto. He had every right to be so, for a horribly familiar figure was standing behind him, a gun pressed to the back of his head.

'Hello, everyone.' Captain John Hart said. 'Did you miss me?"

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