I Love You. I Need You. I Stalk You.

Summary: Things have gone too far. Kei's emotions for Hikari have gone way off and has reached stalker mode. Hikari has no idea of what's happening but Akira and Tadashi do and it's time to stop the stalker! HIKARIxKEI Humor/Romance. Rated T for language.

Chapter One

-KEI'S-POV-

I reached for my binoculars which I assumed were somewhere in the tiny shrub. Hiding in this thing was supposed to be useful but it's just making life harder. My hand fiddled around the light thread of string that controlled the east camera. It was the closest camera to Hikari's bedroom window. If I just try to get the stone on the button, and if Hikari's in the right position, I can finally get a freaking picture. But that means I need my binoculars.

And where the hell are my binoculars?

I scrambled out of the tiny shrub, brushing off the leaves and twigs that had been caught to my jeans and shirt.

The shirt Hikari bought me...

So that means, I can't dirty it!

Grabbing my book, I tied the string onto a small stick that sat in the shrub and gave it a nice little tug. I threw them into my backpack and left briefly... then came back running after about thirty seconds. Where the hell did I leave my binoculars? I squinted up at the Hikari's window, wondering if she was watching me now. God, I would not want her spying on me spying on her. I put my head in the shrub and seized any hard object I could find. This bush is small- so how could I lose my binoculars?

I took out a bundle of sticks and sighed.

Damn.

I clutched my phone and examined my hair. Yes, usually I don't do this hair things but Hikari likes my hair when it's like this.

I sighed once more and the mini forest.

I guess that's it for today. I'll buy some binoculars tomorrow.

-NORMAL-POV-

"It seems strange, doesn't it?"

Tadashi looked up swiftly.

"Yeah, the tea seems a bit too... strong."

Akira choked, shot up, grabbed a massive hammer and swung it towards Tadashi in horror.

"NO IT'S NOT THE TEA YOU BARF-BRAIN! IT'S KEI!"

"Oh, sorry! B-but the tea is absolutely perfect unlike K-Kei, y-you know?" stammered Tadashi. "So, what's so strange about Kei?"

Akira glared.

"Oh yeah, everything... hehe."

"Yes, you're absolutely right," Akira nodded, "but there's something even more disturbing. He carries a book everywhere with him. On it, it says, 'H.A.N.D.K'. I don't get it."

"Yeah... what's Hand.K? Maybe he does this hand surgery thing or something. I saw him do something to his hand be-"

"NO! It's an H and an A and an N and D and K! GOSH YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! WHY'D I EVENT WANT TO PUT YOU ON THE CASE!"

"Eh? Case..."

"Yes, just help me sneak into Kei's room and find that book! It's so weird... and you have to behave!"

"Yes ma'am!" Tadashi grinned eagerly.

Akira sighed... man, this going to be so annoying.

-KEI'S-POV-

Walking into my room, I locked the door behind me and closed the window. The walls in my room were bare, I was almost feeling lonely but there's a secret to it.

And I'm not telling.

I scrambled into my wardrobe and dug out a poster- a poster of me reading silently. I (on the poster) was still human size so this would work well. I stuck the poster on the window which made it look exactly like me reading near the window... so if Hikari's eyes pass by she won't see anything suspicious (like me browsing of the pictures of her on google search).

-HIKARI'S-POV-

Takeshima must be really absorbed in that book. He's been staring at that book for a while. Probably studying! Damn! I should be studying too! I can't be wasting my time, still Miss Rank Two! I better get studying now...

I walked out of my room and headed off the library.

Ever since Takeshima confessed he loved me, and I confessed back, I have softer feelings for him now. But this does NOT mean I will stay in the second rank. He will probably have softer feelings for me too and let me win. FINALLY! Wait...

Where's the library again?

-KEI'S-POV-

No images of her on facebook, eh? I'm pretty sure she has one! Maybe a twitter? I lazily scrolled down the page and then-

BIKINI!

OMO! IS THAT HIKARI IN A BIKINI! BOOOOOBS. *pedo face*

Oh wait, it's just some lame girl on the internet photoshop-ing herself. Damn, so close. I guess the only way to find her wearing something like that is to watch from her window. I might even be able to see her nu-

"HEY KEI. YA IN THERE?"

I quickly exited the screen and sighed.

-TADASHI'S-POV-

"Shhh! You have to sneak in! Not shout if he's in there!" whispered Akira.

"Yeah, but what if he is in there and we accidently go in with him in there," I grinned.

"We already knew he was in there! We just had to wait!"

"Oh."

The door opened and Akira and I stiffened. Things were running through my head but, I had to work with the plan.

"What are you guys doing here?" Kei asked flatly.

I remembered what Akira said to me. A]sk him if we can go into his room because of a dare. And say that you needed to clean it because of a bet! And say that if he won't we'll have to send Hikari to the lake to swim with sharks because of another dare. Okay?

As if that will work.

"You see, we had a-"

"We are here to test if you have bomb particles in your room!" I said, interrupting Akira who had a seriously agro face. "We have to do it because... Hikari got a little sick and we think that you might have accidently poison her... and yeah. We're just checking."

Within seconds Kei dashed out of the house, probably to see if Hikari was okay.

I am so pro.

"Why'd you do that for!" snapped Akira as we entered his room, closing the door behind us.

"It worked," I said proudly, grinning but the grin was soon broken as Akira slapped my face in anger.

"Never do that again!"

"Sorry... why is there a picture of him on the window?"

"He's full of himself, I guess."

We scanned Kei's room pretty much everywhere. Under the bed, inside the covers, under furniture and in all the drawers and his closet. There was only the usual stuff but man, he had a lot of keys.

"The book had to be here!"Akira sighed frustrated.

"AHA! The laptop!"

We both glared at the innocent laptop, sitting on the desk.

"Do you job, Tadashi!"

And so I did. I went on the internet first. There weren't any saved tabs so I checked the history and BOOYA.

"OMG! He's trying to find pictures of H-Hikari!" I squeaked.

Akira soon joined me on his laptop furiously scrolling down his history.

"What the hell is this?"

I got up and scanned the walls then realised that there was a large gap between his closet and the window. I pushed the wall. Then saw tiny handle and pulled it.

My mouth dropped.

"A-A-Akira?"

Kei's secret inner wall was covered with pictures of Hikari. Most of them were taken from her window. Some were just random pictures of her and some with her and the S.A.

"Oh my gosh."

Akira and I fell backwards and screamed.

"HE'S A FREAKING STALKER!"

We heard the front to open and quickly put everything back to normal. Akira pretended to dust off particles off the window and I fell straight to the ground pretending to examine the carpet.

"Hikari was fine. She had trouble getting to the library. What are you doing?" Kei mumbled.

"Checking for bomb particles. Well, I guess she had a small cough in the morning," I frowned and Akira and I walked out of the room. "Oh and, it seems that there aren't any particles."

"You're lucky, Takeshima!" snapped Akira and we simply walked out with a horrible look on our face.

-KEI'S-POV-

I slid to my desk with my book in my lap. Slowly, I took a key out of my drawer and unlocked the book. Then, I slid my finger onto the double lock to unlock the code, then I took out the other key that was hidden in my bag and unlocked the other lock, then I typed in the code and now all I have to do is say the voice code...

"I Stalk You Hikari."

(AN)

Hey readers! I hope you've liked the first chapter. Yeah, it may seem weird but it will improve in the next chappy. So, hope you think it's good. If you can, please favourite and review! I'd like to know if I can improve anything else too so, thanks!

- The-One-Who-Was-Lost