Author Note: I own nothing! this idea just came to me out of the blue one day..and I told my bestfriend and then she said that she's going to send it to Dreamworks and try to get it made into an episode of Legends of Awesomeness...I begged her not too...and so far she's forgotten...but she could remember at any moment. I really don't think its that good an idea...it just came to me. Anyway I'm posting my version here to get it out of my system. I did a lot of research on catnip and what you read below should be true and if not sorry. Enjoy!

*Catnip Casanova*

Catnip: A perennial herb of the mint family and, when given to the right cat, can cause the cat to rub it, roll over, kick at it, lick it, eat it, growl at it and go nuts for several minutes. When sniffed it simulates a cat, but when eaten acts like a seditive. After a while the cat will grow bored and walk away from it then come back to it about two hours later, getting hyped up again. Many effects very from cat to cat. Large cats, like tigers, can be sensitive to it as well.

Casanova: a man who is romantically attentive to and compassionate about women...aka a player

Po was in the kitchen humming an upbeat tune, cooking up some Secret Ingredient soup for himself and the other residents of the Jade Palace. Po was giving off an aura of confidence...even though he had no clue what an aura is.

You see, our not-so-bright Dragon Warrior had unwittingly made a bet with Crane, Mantis, and Monkey that if he could get Tigress to be...civil-asking for Tigress to be nice to a single person for an entire day was too much...a mission to Mars really- then the three of them would be his servants for an entire month. The time limit was set to a week.

Po either had an ace up his sleeve or weas plain stupid... most likly the latter.

Po, however, was feeling extremly confident that he could get Tigress to be civil to him for one day...

...and the final day to accomplish this task was tomorrow.

So...plain stupid...yes.

After many painful days of failed attempts Po had finally figured what better way to make a girl happy than make her fav meal in the morning...

..unfortunatly, Po didn't know her favorite food so he made his favortie: Secret Ingredient soup and fried rice balls.

Humming his happy tune, he heard the gong ring and a muffled "Good morning, Master" coming from the barracks along with a "Panda, wake-up!" Setting the table for breakfast, he heard his door being slid open and a "Where is Po?" followed by a chorus of I don't knows from the Five. Then came the sound of several feet going off in different directions. They were looking for him...

...perfect.

As he was just finishing up the table, Po heard a familiar sound of padded feet coming down the hall. Tigress had decided to search the kitchen.

"Po?" a familiar female voice called out. He could tell thast her vioce had a mixture of concern...and anger.

He could tell though without looking up at her that she was ticked when she found where he was. Not angry yet, but getting there. Po knew he had to act fast or today would be down the toilet...like all the others.

"Po...next time leave a note when you finally decide to get up in the mornings," Tigress said and then yelled to the others that Po was in the kitchen.

"Tigress...catch!" Acting quick, Tigress caught what Po had thrown at her...a rice ball.

Looking down at the rice ball, she looked over at Po, who was grining a goofy...Po grin and shrugged, heard the others heading to the kitchen, and sat down.

They waited as the others sat down before ewating. Today looked good for Po so far, he and Tigress actually had a conversation without him getting on her nerves. It was still early though...anything could happen...

...especially if one team has a small bug-Mantis-on their side.

Master Shifu went off to meditate while the others ate..gving Mantis the perfect opportunity to sneak u on Po with out their master getting suspious. Shifu wasn't very tolerant of "Childish games" like dares or bets.

"...mmmm! Po this meal is very good..." Tigress told Po, swiping seconds before Po got a chance to take it all.

Po beamed at her compliment and said, "Thanks Tigress!" and when Tigress wasn't looking sent a smirk over to the guys.

That's when Mantis acted out his plan.

Po started to speak, "You know Tigress if you told me what your favorite food was I could make it for yo-oof!" Po's leg suddenly jerked...kicking Tigress in her shin.

The know angry Tigress growled at Po.

"Po..."

"Sorry, I don't know what happened...my leg just jerked out from under me." Po was getting frantic now...this could totally ruin today.

"WHA!" Po's arm suddenly jerked out...causing him to through his food at...

...Tigress...

While she dodged a majority of it, a piping hot bowl of soup hit her...soaking her fur with broth and noodles.

Tigress was not happy.

"Po..." the tiger master said in a tight voice.

"I really didn't mean to do that...my arm had a freak spasm!" Po was beyond frantic now.

"Whatever!" Tigress was mad know...so that was another day...wasted before it really began. Tigress stormed out of the room, probably to clean herself up..

Crane, Monkey, and Mantis grinned taubtingly at Po, while Viper just shook her head and said, "Real mature, guys."

Po had only one more day.

"Great now what am I going to do?" Po said a loud as he walked throught the market place. After breakfast it sparring day and of course Po was stuck with Tigress. She really showed no mercy on him today...Po was fairly certain that he wouldn't be able to sit for a week.

"Great...now I only have tomorrow left...how am I going to get her to be ...civil to me at least," Po sighed

"You," a strange sounding woman's voice said.

Po looked around and saw a sheep lady looking at him...not blinking.

"Who..me?" Po asked pointing to himself.

"Yes..you panda...Over here...I have something that might interest you...," she said without emotion..as though she were hypnotised. Po was to frantic to pay much attention though and walked over to her stand.

"Sure...whatcha got?"

"You are trying to impress a girl..right?"

"Yes..well sorta...I woundn't say impress as mush as trying to get her at least be civil to me for one day."

"Well then try this new cologne," She held up a small bottle full of a green tinted liquid.

"Cologne..." Po then smelled his arm pit and gagged.

"Whew... I may need that for other reasons as well!" Po said. "So exactly what is that stuff suppose to do?"

"It makes you absolutly irrestable to the right girl...or so that's what the creator said."

Po thought about it for a moment and said, "I guess it's worth a shot. How much is it?"

"Oh, for you Dragon Warrior it's free." She shoved the bottle at him, "Here take it."

"Really, thanks..." Po then noticed her glowing red eyes, "You okay... you look like your getting a cold or something. Why don't you go see healer or something."

"You're right...I will."

Po then walked away from the cart.

Once he was gone, the sheep lady stood staring at where the panda had just been andf then began to speak in that monotone...uh tone, "Did I do well Master?"

"Yes," an elder woman's voice said, "you did very well." From out underneath the shadows Scorpion crawled onto the sheep's shoulder and snickered. "Let's just see how the Dragon Warrior's lady friend likes that catnip spiked cologne he just recieved."

Then she started to laugh and then crawled away from her slave.

The sheep waited a few moments before asking, "Master?"

Whatcha think? Good start...ehhh...it was bad...give me info please. Also I want ot know what you would think about me writing a KFP story with this title, A Winter Festival Carol inspired be Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol.