Well, I was watching my sisters hockey game when this popped into my mind XD I think it has the potential to be a good story, please bear through this chapter, it was hard to write. But I guarentee the second will have lots of humor. The whole story is based off the movie the hangover, Never quite thought of Near as such a party animal :3

"Come on Roger! This is a completely legitimate idea!" The blonde smiled, flailing his arms in exaggeration.

"Mello, this is not a good idea. It is stupid, ridiculous, and very dangerous." The old man's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"No! How could you possibly say that?" Mello gasped as if he was hurt by Roger's words. "This is a marvellous idea!"

"Okay Mello, I will give you three minutes to explain how this could possibly benefit you." Roger sat back in his chair and observed the persistent blonde.

"Well…" Mello grabbed his chin as he thought. "You see. When we leave Whammy's House, we will need to be accustomed to different situations. I mean, let's face it, how many criminals have spent their childhoods being pampered, and educated by the worlds best teachers? This will give us some well needed, experience. And it will expose us to a new world. I'm pretty sure L had to learn about these things one way or another. It makes total sense." Mello smiled, quite pleased with his debate.

Roger sat in silence for a few moments. "Hmm. Well, I do suppose experience is important in the field we are preparing for you."

"EXACTLY!" He spun in accomplishment.

"Now you want it to be you and Matt? Okay, you are second and third in line to be L. So I will allow this." Roger stated.

"YES! I Can't believe you l-" Mello's joyful words were soon cut short by Rogers conditions.

"If you bring Near, and BB." He added sharply.

"WHAT! No way! I can't bring them!" Mello pleaded. "They'll take the fun out of everything!"

"Fun? I thought you were doing this for experience." Roger smiled almost evily.

"But! This was supposed to be for me and Matt! I can't bring some albino freak, and sociopath along! If that's the case then forget it." Mello huffed and turned to walk out the door.

"No no, I really do think this is a good idea. I suggest you start packing, and I will make arrangements. "The old man told the blonde.

Mello, who was just outside the door by now, turned sharply to argue with the old man some more. "What! No! I won't go if they're coming! You can't make me-" He was cut off by Rogers quick closing (and locking) of the door.

"FUCK!" was all the old man heard, before angry footsteps walked away. Roger chuckled to himself. This was going to be interesting.

"So how'd it go?" Matt yawned, as he was answered by a slamming door. "That bad? Sucks we can't go." He said casually.

"No. We're going." Mello huffed, to which Matt raised his brow.

"Oh? Well then, why are you so pissed off?"

"Cause!" Mello spat. "we have to, we have to… We have to bring BB and Near." He scowled.

"…Why?" Matts eye lightly twitched. "I can't stand them."

"Because of my brilliant debate. It kinda backfired." The blonde slouched down into a chair.

"Well, can't we just ditch em?" Matt laughed.

"No. Roger would kill us if anything happened to his little Near." Mello said loathingly. "Can't fucking stand that kid."

"When we leaving?" Matt asked.

"Two days." Mello answered normally.

"Well then. We should start packing."

Chapter 2 will be up hopefully tonight XD Imma work on it... NOW! :D Don't Review Yet! Wait for chapter 2 please XD